Just got stationed here

just got stationed here

holy fuck

im going to be single for the next 2 years

LITERALLY no cute women

why does NO ONE talk about this state

There are tons of qts in Dakota Territory m8.

>single for the next 2 years
Enjoy every minute.

Oh ja?

South Dakota's better. Many more QTs, especially around the colleges.

Does anything actually live in North Dakota?

So just f*** some ugly ones?

Now is your chance to become a trap qt.

Do not disappoint.

Minot OP? Guarding some nuclear assets perhaps? You are doing God's work, you will find poon.

22% of the white population is under 18

And presumably you're like 19 or 20

How is it that you think there are no pretty girls out there, in the land of the american aryans?

that's minnesota you dip

Are the grills actually ugly or are you just a closeted homosexual you thinks chubby high test girls aren't cute?

Yeah definitely, there's like 5 of them.

Drive to fucking Canada on the weekends and have legal sex with prostitutes who'll do all kinds of shit normal women won't do. What's the fucking problem.

Just the animal equivalent of an Abrams tank

lmao Age of Consent in North Dickota is 18 while it's only 16 in all surrounding states

keking @ ur lyfe OP

its not legal to have sex with prostitutes

but you can butt fuck your dog?

dude

i dont think thats true either dude

Haha get rekt
When I was in I was stationed at ft Lewis which is 30 mins south of Seattle. I fucked tons and tons of hot sluts.

Not even if sexual emergency?

I used to live in Fargo

The whores are ugly too.

It was 2-3 tops, don't lie to us user.

The Dakotas are actually really conservative.

N. Dakota has a democratic senator who voted against universal background checks. A woman no less.

Which state has the easiest grills?

Probably more like one, the same Jody that all the guys shared.

California Florida, NY or Washington.

My dick still smells like fishy slut pussy. I can't get the stank off.

But they are white and conservative. I don't care what it takes, you will stick your dick in one and make a bunch of white children... or else

so you're saying libtards are easy? who knew

lel. enjoy your blizzards and almost siberia tier temps.

They got those hipster pipeline portland protesters out just in time.

Not even joking there probably would have been 50 deaths by the end of this weekend.

Well then go AWOL and get the fuck out you piece of shit welfare queen.

We don't want your nigger ass up here either.

Dude i'm stationed at Ellsworth SD. Stop whining, get tinder, work out, and save money. Get a nice car. I got laid in South fucking DAKOTA more than anywhere else in my entire life. Also met my gf of a year and a half here. Fucking love this place, hated it at first. Side note - native pussy is crazy and fun at times. Get some.

come on every town with a base has a huge whore business

Better yet, why does NO ONE talk about Delaware?

Check your state privilege before you start to complain.

Pretty much.
I heard European girls are easy, which confirms it.

This probably means you'll be assigned to the garrison forces on the Day of the Rake. You'll have no trouble getting laid then.

Great place to meet friends and foreigners from other countries.

Must be AF. Have fun baby sitting. Remember to turn the keys at the same time.

>foreigners from other countries.
like Canada and Bhutan?

Only if you are a son of Obama

They're literally all guys working in the oil fields.

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user this is your time to shine, you must BECOME the cute woman!