Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment

Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment.

Please post your political ideology, and whether you stand or sit to wipe your bottom.

No-wipers not welcome

right wing
stand but bent over

Capitalist stand up squad. Must have wet tp. Must clean gooch as well. Takes about ten mins for a thorough sesh. Thinking about investing in a bidet.

shouldnt you also ask whether you wipe from the front or behind?

Libertarian on "social issues" with nationalist leanings, also reactionary/isolationist on foreign policy.

I wipe sitting down, tilting my body to one side so that I may delicately reach between my cheeks and clean my bunghole.

People actually wipe their arse standing up? I thought that was a meme? Wtf!

Anyway, libertarian nationalist and sat down.

libertarian neocon

stand

Right leaning
Sitting

Monarchist

Manservant

I stand and am conservative :DDDD

>stand to wipe your bottom

you have to be seated to use the bited

nationalist conservative

stand

wiping while standing allows for a better ability to thoroughly wipe clean

Heavy conservative republican, Capitalist.

literally both, but probably sit more than stand

Center-right, I stand and face the toilet to wipe.

Democratic socialist

I don't.

No it doesn't. When you're stood up your ass cheeks go closer together. When you're sat down its more spread. Plus if you're stood up what's to stop any residue shit falling onto your clothes? Barbaric. This is something I'd expect in Syria.

Nihilism
Lean to the side

Sitting national-conservative

Anything but leftism

Stand

If you can't manage to do something as simple as wiping your ass while standing, then you may have down syndrome

Libertarian right.

Sit.

Neofacist-Nililistic-Lainanist-Kekian

Stand

Paleocon

Stand to wipe

Libertarian
Sit

Also neat meme, haven't seen this shitpost before