Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment.
Please post your political ideology, and whether you stand or sit to wipe your bottom.
No-wipers not welcome
Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment.
Please post your political ideology, and whether you stand or sit to wipe your bottom.
No-wipers not welcome
right wing
stand but bent over
Capitalist stand up squad. Must have wet tp. Must clean gooch as well. Takes about ten mins for a thorough sesh. Thinking about investing in a bidet.
shouldnt you also ask whether you wipe from the front or behind?
Libertarian on "social issues" with nationalist leanings, also reactionary/isolationist on foreign policy.
I wipe sitting down, tilting my body to one side so that I may delicately reach between my cheeks and clean my bunghole.
People actually wipe their arse standing up? I thought that was a meme? Wtf!
Anyway, libertarian nationalist and sat down.
libertarian neocon
stand
Right leaning
Sitting
Monarchist
Manservant
I stand and am conservative :DDDD
>stand to wipe your bottom
you have to be seated to use the bited
nationalist conservative
stand
wiping while standing allows for a better ability to thoroughly wipe clean
Heavy conservative republican, Capitalist.
literally both, but probably sit more than stand
Center-right, I stand and face the toilet to wipe.
Democratic socialist
I don't.
No it doesn't. When you're stood up your ass cheeks go closer together. When you're sat down its more spread. Plus if you're stood up what's to stop any residue shit falling onto your clothes? Barbaric. This is something I'd expect in Syria.
Nihilism
Lean to the side
Sitting national-conservative
Anything but leftism
Stand
If you can't manage to do something as simple as wiping your ass while standing, then you may have down syndrome
Libertarian right.
Sit.
Neofacist-Nililistic-Lainanist-Kekian
Stand
Paleocon
Stand to wipe
Libertarian
Sit
Also neat meme, haven't seen this shitpost before