What is the most retarded conspiracy theory ever conceived, and why is it Pizzagate?

What is the most retarded conspiracy theory ever conceived, and why is it Pizzagate?

oh how soon they forget. what about the "omg video game blogs don't have journalistic integrity" outrage of gamrgate?

A part of me feels Pizzagate was an invention of the same old GG neckbeards

What is the most retarded conspiracy theory ever conceived?

Bigfoot was gay the whole time, GAY!

Seriously pizzagate "evidence" is a string of paranoid associations worthy of a schizophrenic, and a code key made up by reddit.

Comet ping pong doesn't even have a basement

Pizzagate, Gamergate, Benghazigate

NOTICE ANYTHING HERE

Watergate.
Nixon is not a crook.

OP, please give an at least somewhat detailed summary of the best "evidence" behind Pizzagate. Since you can't, please refrain from making threads about subjects you do not understand.

If anything, it's one of the most legit conspiracy theories I've ever seen.

Too many connections and coincidences to be ignored. And I'm a fucking libcuck who didn't even vote for Trump.

This. It's far more fleshed out than most conspiracy theories.

it is a conspiracy theory

yet it is being covered in EVERY major MSM outlet

is there even a conspiracy in the past that was covered this broadly?

There is compelling circumstantial evidence those people have a taste for weird and gay art, that's about it

The conspiracy theory that MSM is actually real news

But that turned out to be true. It really was a giant corporate psy-op to brainwash western youth. What with DiGRA and GJP. No one even thought that to begin with. They were just looking for dirt on journalists.

its the only one that generated a pushback


>9/11 was an inside job!

Not a peep

>Sandy Hook is a hoax!

Still nothing

>Politicians are fucking children

The concept of fake news is invented virtually overnight

these are just normal people nothing to see here

They rape children. Arrested comet pizza investigator guy shouldn't have gone to the pizzeria, he should have done his real homework and focused on people rather than places.

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He was hired to make pizzagate sympathetic to normies. Witnesses at the pizza place have said they didn't hear any gun shots and they actually took the guy to the back before the police showed up.

The most retarded conspiracy is that the jews are only behind cuckservatives and leftists, and that Trump is going to clean all of this up while the jews do everything they can to stop him

you literally have to be retarded to not see trump for the kike he is