Why are Australians such trash?

Why do they shit up every thread they inhabit?
Why are they cucks?

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Australians aren't the shitposters we deserve, but they are the shitposters we need

Still better than Canadians.

Fuck up, burger

Don't talk to my bro like that roo

please guys, we need to band together to stop shit from spreading. we should all drink rum together.

>Still better than Canadians.

One at a time, pol. One at a time.

fuck up cunt

>can't even win a war against birds

RARE
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Fuck off ya holy mother of CUNTS

RUM IS HARAM

It's because they aren't multicultural like America, Sweden, Canada, and Germany (the best posters on this board). They wouldn't be so intolerant if they just accepted some immigrants.

Is this the pol approved brand?

i prefer cruzan or pussers myself

yeah cunt, its for

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true but recently theyre worse than usual

Too much blood goes to our head. Pic related.

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your mum cunt

Well you are taking our refugees because we are the only country with balls.

Who are the cucks now seppos

heard you were talking shit mate

gonna fucking say it to my face cunt

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fucking cunts

is this why you prefer shrimp for a wife?
most of aussie I come across with has a shrimp for a wife.(shrimp=asian butterface)

ayy wog knows

do australian girl like japanese man?

i want to have blond australian girl friend

No one likes Asian men. Sorry bronomoto.

I work with Australians somewhat frequently, their brashness never ceases to amaze me. I also work with the UK. If the UK thinks we are rude, I can only imagine what they think of the Aussies.

Soft cunts m8.

they think we're fucking top cunts, everyone does unless they're fuckheads

so, are you a fuckhead?

How much money do you have m8?

australian women need real men not cucks that can't even grow a beard

Spent 6 months in Australia. Shit was terrible. Its filled with "culturally-rich natives" who smell like shit and think clacking sticks together will make me give them money.

The food sucks, everything is undercooked. Vegemite is fucking garbage.

The Australian work ethic is piss poor. Everything closes earlier on the weekends for some cucking reason, so any honest working person cant go anywhere because they are busy on the weekdays.

One of their national prides is them getting their shit pushed in by the Turks. Its like if us burgers thought that when the brits burned DC down it was a show of our strength.

A joke of a country.

Oh really.

why?
i am not rich person but i want to go live in australia

there is a beautiful australian girl at my university

you're just a pansy who needs air-conditioning

nah sorry man, not really.

shes in it for the dog m8

It's not gonna happen mate, save yourself the trouble and stick to your own kind.

yeah, and she doesn't talk to you and thinks you're a faggot
what makes you think it'll be different here?
especially with real competition like us cunts

>Make your bird allies crush their own eggs when they try to protect their young

Did someone call me?

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She rather have my Arabian cock

This ones a few months old, should read 56% now

Fuck me did the keg delivery leak?

its already too cold tho

racist birches we should picket their house, wait till the union hears about this

post the other picture goddammit its funnier

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she can go to you then

when I was 19 I fucked this Australian girl from Sydney she was so good

>everything is undercooked

Someone doesn't like their roo-steaks bloody.

i want to kill me

what is problem of japanese man?

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sweet, we give a fuck
please continue, your story is fucking enthralling

u mad whit boi?

if you are a good singer and a shakespear romantic you have high chance. trust this flag we married more australian women than our neighbors combine.

when I was 20 something I had a three way with two hot international students from texas

The ABC reports on your grass eaters.

Also, their grandpas told them about Singapore.

STAY AWAY FROM OUR WOMEN

The XXXX always gets me

who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

Abbos aren't people m8, you were tricked.

nice

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The transformation already begun many decades ago.

just go with jap women

I fucked a Swiss girl in high school

Its not relevant to this conversation but I felt like making myself look tough on this anonymous mahjong chatroom

All I am saying your a pussy and virgin

>girl
ew

I prefer no wife :)

you're hardly saying that you illiterate yank
>American education

fuck off reddit fag

why is filipine man better than japanese man?
singapore? do you mean war? why are you angry now?
japanese girl has small brests

Go cry in the back of the bus fag

Apart from the bit about our food, I have to agree

Ahahahahahaha.

Why is your porn so bad nipman

kek so true America is a fucking JOKE!

This

i find them quite amusing, they shit it up in a good way. canadians are the real trash

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all the blokes have blurry dicks

ching chong
>not even once

Fucking love this picture ay.

SO TRUE YOU HAVE SMALL DICK

some do some dont just like us.

Isn't that the little cerebral paulsy girl with giant bewbs?

OH SHIT, YOU DUN IT NOW BOI

hah
haven't seen that one

>singapore? do you mean war? why are you angry now?

Yeah, we know you guys forgot all about Singapore. Really weird, but it's a common story that Australians who go over to Japan end up in arguments where they have to patiently explain to the locals that Australia and Japan were not allied in the second world war.

Since this is our designated shitposting thread.

abc.net.au/news/2016-12-10/man-arrested-over-forklift-rampage-on-thevenard-island/8109634

>A man with a forklift has allegedly gone on a rampage on Thevenard Island off Western Australia's north-coast, damaging vehicles and the island's solar power infrastructure.

>Karratha Police said the 34-year-old had an altercation with a co-worker around 3:00am on Saturday.

>He then jumped into the forklift, which he used to flip a tourist bus and a utility.

>The man also allegedly used the forklift to seriously damage the solar panel installation, causing a power outage across the whole island.

Shrimp is a sheila with a mint bod but a munted face ya wetback fuck.

>can't even win a war against starving vietnamese farmers

look mate: nothing is impossible but you'd be fighting an uphill battle for nothing.

Most girls would auto-no you here just because of sterotypes about East Asian men. Even if she liked you, she'd probably still say no to you just because she wouldn't want her friends to think less of her. (for women it matters what their friends think of their partner)

But assuming you're really charming, good looking, tall, smart, wealthy, etc and you actually get yourself an Aussie girl the truth of the matter is that she'll probably end up being an insufferable cunt who is not worthy of your time.

Is it really worth subjecting yourself to this just because of blonde hair, bit tits and white skin?

Forget about looks and find yourself a girl who loves you. A Japanese girl. She might not be your fantasy blonde, white Aussie girl but in the end you'll enjoy her much more than chasing a dream and being disappointed.

"If I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with." - L. Frank Baum