Notch's house

Notch's house

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not blocky enough
wasn't even built with own hands

nothing floating in air

3/10

I hope he buys that mongolian underwater basket weaving website

Pretty meh. I guess you can't buy taste.

why does he have like 3 fucking patios?

That's a fancy house just for playing video games.

Literally "I was a middle class who got too much money to spend and do not know what to do" house.

I would probably buy a similar thing If I suddenly made a billion

he outbid beyonce and jay-z for this house

Anyone else legitimately would not want this house? Doesn't feel comfy at all and I would feel obliged to have normies over to entertain constantly.

Who is notch?

the worlds richest autistic 4channer

made some shitty computer game, minecraft

Thx user

Im pretty sure he said buying it was a retarded decision.

Right after he held a party there after buying and realised everybody there just came to say they were there rather than be his friend

He regrets buying it

Do you think Mexicans maintain the landscaping?

yeah fuck that flat roof house

house looks off.

probably because of that?

i would put a lawn chair on the roof and listen to music while spying on people with binoculars

large single-story homes are meh, would rather have something taller and comfier. also there's the whole thing of living in jewery hills

some faggot who lurks Sup Forums, made billions from selling some shitty game for autistic children and now shitposts about sjw's on twitter

>All of those seating areas
>No friends to fill the seats

I forgive you, Notch.