Brit/pol/ - WAKE UP Edition

>David Cameron accused of patronising voters after blaming 'the rise of populism' for Brexit
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/david-cameron-accused-patronising-voters-blaming-rise-populism/

>Michelle Thomson MP contacts police but says she does not want to 'go after' man who raped her
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/09/michelle-thomson-says-does-not-want-go-man-raped-police-contact/

>Conservatives win Sleaford by-election
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38258976

>Cameron defends Brexit vote decision
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38261534

>Brexiteer Michael Portillo says EU is doomed to fail because of 'catastrophic' eurozone
express.co.uk/news/politics/741701/michael-portillo-hails-brexit-motion-hammers-eurozone

>Have your cake and eat it! Plans for Brits to have benefits of EU membership AFTER Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>UN Chief Compares Populist Success of Trump and Farage to Islamic State
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/un-chief-compares-populist-success-trump-farage-islamic-state/

>Security Guards at Church Services As ‘New Clientelle’ Defecate, Masturbate in Pews
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/09/church-new-clientele-masturbating-pews/

>Labour MPs fear party is alienating both sides of EU debate
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/labour-mps-blame-brexit-lack-clarity-sleaford-north-hykeham-byelection-result

>Russia killed Olympic amateurism. Now it might kill anti-doping
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/russia-killed-olympic-amateurism-now-might-kill-anti-doping/

>Andy Burnham calls for UK to leave single market to rebuild North
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-single-market-andy-burnham-labour-north-england-industry-uk-eu-a7466181.html

Other urls found in this thread:

theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/morgan-cut-from-meeting-with-may-after-criticising-pms-leather-trousers
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/nigel-farage-scathing-attack-ukip-low-grade-people
strawpoll.me/11841253
youtube.com/watch?v=6mcJ4G4LZMk
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4018946/The-town-immigrants-fed-migration-Failing-schools-filthy-streets-benefit-fraud-ROBERT-HARDMAN-dispatch-accuse-Brexiteers-racist-read.html
youtube.com/user/SyrianGirlpartisan
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

How do we stop the May menace?

>tfw no Jenna gf

JUST

She's doing a good enough job of fucking things up for herself


theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/morgan-cut-from-meeting-with-may-after-criticising-pms-leather-trousers


She has no leadership skills, is MASSIVELY thin-skinned and her special advisors are running the show

No wonder she had Leadsom crucified when she made that 'no kids' comment back during the leadership contest. What a sour bitch

>none of them will sit on your face

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MOAR

>YKTD is still alive

I'm gonna do it lads

Who /Lib Dem/ here?

Live a long and successful life?

>not voting for the party of Winston Churchill
KEK

theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/09/nigel-farage-scathing-attack-ukip-low-grade-people

Nigel Farage has said he is relieved to no longer be Ukip leader because it had meant “having to deal with low-grade people every day”, in an interview where he said his £85,000-a-year salary had left him “poor” compared with his City banker friends.

Speaking to the Telegraph, Farage said he now has global ambitions beyond the Eurosceptic party, including negotiating trade deals with the US president-elect, Donald Trump, and finding a solution to the Middle East conflict.

The MEP, who also hinted he will attempt to make his eighth bid for a seat in parliament despite seven unsuccessful runs, said he was happy to continue to be a public face while Ukip’s new leader, Paul Nuttall, ran the party.
Farage suggested one role he could potentially play for Trump was a Middle East peace negotiator. “I’m not suggesting that I can do everything, but I do think that I’m quite good at negotiating. I’m quite good at bringing people together,” he said.


>he said his £85,000-a-year salary had left him “poor” compared with his City friends

>negotiating trade deals with the US president-elect, Donald Trump, and finding a solution to the Middle East conflict

>happy to continue to be a public face while Ukip’s new leader, Paul Nuttall, ran the party

>Farage suggested one role he could potentially play for Trump was a Middle East peace negotiator

>"I'm quite good at bringing people together"


Farage has officially drank the Raheem Kassam kool-aid and has disappeared up his own arse, rest in peace

For you

I'm going to fucking hate having to see my sister at christmas, she drained my parents of nearly all of their nest egg to the tune of over 15k and I fucking hate the bitch, my parents are too civil and I don't want to ruin christmas for them but if she starts bringing up some new toy she's bought her self instead of paying that money back to my parents I'm not going to be the one to fucking end it.

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How? And why?

>'Supreme Court Brexit appeal: Judges 'heading for split 7-4 decision' in narrow win for Remain campaigners

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I'd genuinely like to be a lib-dem. I feel historically my tradition comes up to something along the lines of Beveridge-group Liberalism.

Unfortunately I wasn't blind to:
The orange-book coup turning the party into another Blair-descended mess after Kennedy had put it in a nice place.
2010-2015, in particular Clegg's "muh lives at risk" response to the Snowden leaks. (A more apt response would've been to bring down the government.) and with hindsight his failure to take a "PR or nothing" stance during negotiations for a coalition - A Labour-Liberal-SNP-Plaid-Green-Bob from Islington coalition could've pushed through PR and called another election.
Their utter unity on the question of Scottish independence. (For reasons that belay either an intellectually stagnant party, or a party that's insufficiently internally liberal.)

Frankly I almost want to see them driven out of existence just for the sheer pleasure of seeing them punished for their complicity. A pact is one thing, a coalition quite another.

She got her self into a massive amount of debt and she basically said 'if you don't pay it off for me i'm going to go bankrupt and i'll never be able to get a house or rent and things will be so much worse for me and i'll pay you back, my life will be ruined if you don't do this'

But she lied, she hasn't even made an attempt at paying back any of the money and she has been in a stable job for a while now, just while back it was 'look i got the new iphone, don't worry though i sold the old one to pay for this, even though it obviously wouldn't fucking cover the cost of this one', I may have paraphrased that last part.

this bitch is fucking ugly, mate
why post her in every thread?

>Farage has officially drank the Raheem Kassam kool-aid and has disappeared up his own arse, rest in peace

It is true though, 85,000 GBP per year isn't that much. I make half of that and I'm a barely educated shitposter.

If it was me I would have let her for bankrupt.

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>1 post by this ID

GTFO

REEEEE

>Responding to the autistic monkey known as YKTD

>responding to any Trip/name fags

wewlad

Just got back from my morning cycle, there's nothing like pissing off carfags first thing in the morning.

>implying all brits aren't autistic monkeys

top kek

ASSISTED MIGRATION PLAN WHEN?

Thinking about these as velcro patches. Which looks better?

strawpoll.me/11841253

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WTF! I'm BTFO now!

>Spends 10 minutes desperately searching for an old picture to make her look ugly
>THIS is the best he could come up with

Raging homosexual pls leave.

People change mate, maybe the autism is preventing you from seeing that.

>this is what bicycucks actually believe

>implying i am not reading other threads

she is still an ugly cunt

>Court upholds Brexit
>7-4 only means that Parliament has to pass it
>Pro-Leave is majority in Parliament
>Narrow win for Remain

>2/10 would not bang

Post someone you find attractive.

what a difference not being fat makes.

if only most brit girls could not be lazy slobs, they'd all be a bit happier

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I think the most contemptible thing about the Liberal Democrats is that one can't actually bring themselves to hate them. They're fundamentally a pathetic party, a party without a spine or a backbone. You can't hate a creature like that.

You can hate the Tories. That's easy. There are a ton of reasons to hate them, and they usually look like the kind of people that if you gave a good smack in the face, they'd at least stay upright before calling the police on you using 992 (the number that actually works.)

You can hate Labour. That's perhaps even easier than hating the Tories, because they're usually less geriatric and sometimes give the impression of having had a soul at one point. If you hit a Labourite, the more Blairish-ones would reveal their lizard masks before having an invisible orbital ship laser you out of existence. If you hit a more working class one, even one of the older ones, he'd probably hit you back.

But if you hit a Lib-Dem? They'd fall to the floor and start apologizing, and you'd just start feeling guilty, like you'd accidentally hurt a dog and only realized when it yelped. You can't keep any emotional force behind it, even though the Lib-Dem deserved to be hit the most out of all of them, but he's just sobbing on the floor and it's really rather embarrassing. You just sort of want to leave, but you can't, because it's election time and you've still got to vote before your trial for 3 counts of assault, and you really don't want to vote for him but the other two are shit too.

It's the most frustrating thing there is. The most coherent entity in the Lib-Dems I can actually bring any anger towards is a book, because it's got the least pathetic personality of any Liberal that hasn't yet died. (The book was never alive, so technically it hasn't died yet.)

(For viewers in Scotland: SNP would probably apologize profusely, but only because he's drunk. "Sorry pal, my fault putting my face in the way of yer fist." We've yet to find a sober one.)

Nah m8.

Sup lads
How is everyone today

Not bad.

This is what peak performance looks like.

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>Pro-Leave is majority in Parliament
But that's wrong, 1/3 - 3/4 of Parliament campaigned to Remain

looks like merkel desu

>Anime nonce
Makes sense.

does this show stay comfy or do a lot of pakis start appearing as the seasons go on

no, this is a real waifu

>posts anime

Lmao at your life

Why do you hate the orange book?

A FUCKING PADDY POTATO FACE

>All these nonces

Disgusting

post you waifu then faggot

I thought she had blue eyes because of Victoria.
Who the fuck is this mexican whore I see before me?

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Brown eyes > Blue eyes

Debate me 1 on 1 fgt

Non-white trash.

>being this fucking deluded

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Not an argument

sauce

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It's typical neoliberal sludge. One of the proposals was to toss out the NHS and replace it with a national insurance scheme paying into private providers. (Ah yes, surely that will lower costs and improve outcomes. There's no way the profit motive will cause any prOHGODIT'SWORSETHANRAILTRACK)

That kind of nonsense had already grabbed the Labour and Conservative parties. There was no reason to also infect the Lib-Dems.

But most importantly in politics where policies and principles change quickly, I hate it symbolically. It brings together everything horrible into one easy-to-hate symbol of everything. The left have their Thatcher - even when Callaghan began some of the neoliberal reforms under IMF pressure, and the right have their Blair, even though he was just the next evolution of Thatcherism - free labour markets. The Lib-Dems lack such a figure - even Clegg is weak and squishy, not capable of being hated even though he managed to make the party less relevant than the SNP. So it's the book.

As a bonus, burning men you don't like is quite a nasty and uncivilized business - but one can always burn books that they don't like. Right?

Right..?

FORGET PADDY PANTSDOWN I'M NEIL KINCOCK
youtube.com/watch?v=6mcJ4G4LZMk

Anyone else watching corbyms speech kek

>peter
>peter
>PETER
>PETER

>Go to work
>Working on weekends

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4018946/The-town-immigrants-fed-migration-Failing-schools-filthy-streets-benefit-fraud-ROBERT-HARDMAN-dispatch-accuse-Brexiteers-racist-read.html

Remain-leaning Brit/pol/ BTFO.

Taigs out!

>the eye colour that ~90% of the world has is better than a white-only eye colour
D E L U D E D

kek

jokes on you im actually nigerian

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I have blue eyes, not like it got me anywhere.
Brown eyes brown hair is best.

>the fucking state of this thread
>the fucking state of the rest of the board

jaysis

In response to his party's drubbing on Thursday, Jezza has a genius new plan to win back votes.

Tower hamlets here, E14 ask me anything.

>Brown eyes brown hair is best

Why don't socialists understand that forcefully removing items from a market makes the economy worse?

Peter tatchell just hijacked corbyns big speech and told him live on air that he isnt doing enough to condemn the russians and syrian govt

>Corbyn thinks he can stop the transformation of this country into a concrete wasteland of endless traffic and fumes

So lads, what do you think would happen if the government just turned around and said Brexit wasn't happening at all?

Because I get the feeling they are going to do just that.

> He [David Laws] also suggests the Lib Dems need to recognise that high crime levels posed a greater threat to liberty than "the over-zealous activities of home secretaries".
Hahaha. Haha. Ha.
Theresa: If you use your snooping powers to dig up (or make up) dirt on David Laws, I'll vote for you. I'll do that for you, Theresa. Just him. No other strings attached. He needs to learn an important lesson about liberalism.

Blue eyes are categorically nicer-looking, not sure why you would expect them to "get you anywhere" though, bizarre comment. 90% of the global population has monotone dark eyes and hair, it looks shit and is nothing to aspire towards.

So you're a taigy nigger.

Possibly the worst combination ever.

Even the Tories aren't that stupid, we're going to get a "red white and blue Brexit" which means just staying in the EU. Soft Brexit (which is the same thing) will be condemned as the Remainers' option and hard Brexit (actually leaving the EU) will be condemned as the extremist isolationist UKIP option

I'm starting to get worried lads. Literally everyone I speak to is a corbyn comrade nowadays.
The absolute madman cannot be stopped.

>Considering
Why do I feel this is a non story, something along the lines of "Some no-name CLP that hasn't had a candidate win since 1945 has submitted a motion saying to ban new petrol cars to party conference."?

youtube.com/user/SyrianGirlpartisan

Enjoy, user.

>concrete wasteland of endless traffic and fumes

That's exactly what I am worried about. We're not going to get the real thing in the end.

How are the urges going lately, you any closer to doing us all a favour?

>Nigel Farage has said he is relieved to no longer be Ukip leader because it had meant “having to deal with low-grade people every day”, in an interview where he said his £85,000-a-year salary had left him “poor” compared with his City banker friends.
>Farage said his years as Ukip leader had meant he had sacrificed much of his earning potential. “I have no regrets about being poor,” he said of his MEP’s salary. “I don’t drive smart cars, I don’t go on fancy holidays. All my money has gone on my kids’ education.”