ITT: Describe your countries role in this world with one picture

>ITT: Describe your countries role in this world with one picture

We are basically Americas retarded little dog

In that case you should start deporting. You'll be fine.

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Just another Israeli pawn. :(

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>1000 years of fight with Germanistan

we did our part

THICC

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Need a picture of pine gap, some american military bases and Navy ships sinking people smugglers.

That's basically our role.

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Vegeta is Croatian.

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I think it's even less than that Hans. Germans generally overestimate their importance to the Anglosphere. The US considers the UK its European lackey, not Germany so much.

Came here to post this

love that stuff, my GF is Croatian and got me into it lol

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obligatory

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>conservative qt + priest

Making food taste great since 1959.

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Nothing but a resource rich exporter. Took this pic today.

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>Nothing but a resource rich exporter
totally fucking same. btw picrelated is our role in this world

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Papua New Guineans also confirmed for not knowing how to refuel a car.

I thought Papua New Guinea is breeding ground for cannibals?

pic related

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those are some strong traincars

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That was me in that thread.

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I heard about the cannibal stuff. But THIS?
They say that PNG is the worlds most "diverse" country and I see what that has lead to.

Can you tell us about more crazy shit?

>vegeta
>80% salt, 20% spice
Can't make this shit up

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I wish I could work in a company like that

>the only abo browsing Sup Forums

Is it true that children lie down in the middle of dirt roads so drug gangs can ambush tourists who are too stupid to realize the kid's bait?

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Me too. If nothing works out for me by the time I hit 30, then fuck it, I'm going to get military training and apply to a PMC. It's like Resident Evil 5 in real life according to reports.

Enlist in your local army first

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Yeah, that's what I meant with military training. Are PMCs even legal though?

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Not in Spain, you have to check in Portugal and learn about laws. Here you're put into trial with the full force of the anti-terrorist laws, as you're considered a terrorist

Consider applying for dual citizenship, it's legal in the US, for example.

You dont need to be a soldier though, you can apply for any other job in a pmc

Here.

does a gif count?

Shitposting.

Nice picture faggot

I'll have to check it out because it seems like a good-paying and interesting career. You get to shoot nigs when things go haywire and have stories to tell your children and grandchildren when you're older.

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>have stories to tell your children and grandchildren when you're older
if you live/survive long enough...

I know its dangerous career but can any user tell us PMC soldiers death rate?

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Thanks China :^)

>We are basically Americas retarded little dog

And America is basically Israel's retarded little dog.

So basically, we're owned by the Jews.

lmao

Why