Trump curse strikes again

>George Clooney and his wife are heading for a 300 million divorce

firstpost.com/bollywood/george-clooney-and-amal-alamuddin-headed-for-a-300-million-divorce-claim-reports-3148154.html

JUST

Moral of the story:

Don't get married

His wife is a beard, he's a huge faggot

>be american
>get married
>lose half your stuff

This is literally a tabloid. I doubt there is any truth to this besides Clooney not wanting kids.

Not surprising. The dumb fuck has married a fucking lawyer, how stupid one can be.

>Be American
>Don't marry a whore
>Have a happy marriage
>Sex four or five times a week

ayy le marriage is bad meme. I'm sorry you fell for Jewish lies Sweden :^)

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>be Swedish
>get a free black child and a cuckshed when marrying
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>married
>Sex four or five times a week
found the no gf virgin

He's gay.

I don't understand. These people can literally hire the best lawyers on the planet. Why can't they comprehend or even entertain the idea of signing a damn prenup?

What dark spokercery have we awoken

that's what he gets for cucking himself and getting married

>be American
>Roll a dice three times
>It lands on 6 every time

FTFY

>t. naive newlywed
Give it a few years, my man, it's only going downhills from here.

Did he seriously not get a prenup?

That would be sexist, user.

hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha

Trump has that effect on people

Enjoy spelunking in the same stanky crevasse until she decides to dump your sorry ass for Tyrone and takes half your shit

Prenups don't work in America. Judges almost never honor them.

>That would be sexist, user.

KEK

"a fool and his money are soon parted"

Who cares. Fuck actors- they're literally paid liars that make obscene amounts spreading jewfuck propaganda.

>future wife is a lawyer
>drafts prenup herself
>don't worry George, you can trust me

He has been crowned

JUST

This gigantic lefitst cuck also heavily shilled for Hillary. One month later he badly lost the constitutional referendum and resigned. He cried during his resignation speech
Throw him in senpai, do it for Lord Kek

Who's next? Please be Merkel.

Its not my OC some other Australian did it so whoever that user is gets the credit

>signing a damn prenup
You cannot sign your legal rights away for the benefit of someone else.

Juncker. He is an alcoholic and has been involved in tax fraud scandals in the past.
May Kek grant me digits

why doesn't he just marry julia roberts the faggot. oh well he is officially the new JUST

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

I TOTALLY DID NOT SEE THAT ONE COMING

>Be Swedish
>Watch wife get muzzie nigger dick
>Jerk off to it
>Get killed by muzzie nigger
OOOOOYYYY VVVVEEEYYY !

This would be acceptable, but only if he gets sloppy, weeping drunk and throws a shit fit

Wasn't he one of those dudes who never got married either. He does it and two years later she's wanting half? Dude should've spoke to that cuck Paul McCartney see how that turned out.

Only way to do that is meme Le Pen into power

Or Elon

We have the power

its because hes a big homosexual... soon he shall be my husband

He too? Kek fuck is with these guys. Elon I can kinda get, nerdy guy starts getting good pussy and loses it. But George has been fucking 10's for decades. Dummies.

Kek has spoken!

>ID: 88

MAKE NIGGERS HANG AGAIN!

Indeed

Now that Trump won there's no point in keeping up the front.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH this stiff said long ago he'd never marry because of fear of divorce. Didn't last long AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

George Clooney is a homosexual, just like
most of the top actors in hollywood. This
'divorce' is probably a combination of a
publicity stunt and a money laundering operation.

You need to cut down on the Guiness, m8

>Prenups don't work in America. Judges almost never honor them.

Bullshit. Americans invented the prenup

Elons first wife devorced him because of a prenup, remarried him, took half his stuff. Now he's banging Amber Heard, 6 months after she tried to take half of Depps fortune. Elon is a cuck of the highest magnatude.

there is no such thing as sex in marriage

>Now he's banging Amber Heard
Whoa he's really trying hard to get admitted into the JUST league

and his resort town in italy where he's lived for years has been flooded with homeless nigger rapfugees

not surprised she was a golddigger.

how is she gonna get 300 million?

He comes down from mount Olympus and marries this mere mortal and look what the cunt does. Smh. Learn from this boys and girls.

He's a smart dumb guy. A fucking janitor in Missouri knows that's a stupid move. What an idiot.

Another option is, he can just hire a hitman as a last resort

Some people still believe in true love, user. There are many happy celebrities with genuinely loving spouses. Too bad you'll never know true love because you're two busy choking on your "red pills"

hahnrei

>the JUST league

Who's been the most JUSTED of all time?

true love is going from millionaire to millionaire, yes

You're cherry picking

We're fucking talking about the epitome of cherry picking you retard. We're talking about celebrities worth millions dating other well known money grabbing celebrities worth millions. Amber heard even fucking accused depp of rape/physical abuse.

not really since thats the topic of discussion here

Bullshit. Been married 9 years, still bang 3-4 times a week. We also waited for marriage which everybody thinks is retarded but I know almost NO ONE who didn't wait and is still happy 10 years later. Don't marry a whore and don't be one.

Long term relationships really are a miracle

It's amazing that my parents have been together for 31 years. They were both hot, young, and adventurous too. It's impressive

Have that Clooney, perhaps now you can stop medalling in our affairs you shitehawk

Yeah and they're in the minuscule minority. Cherry picked cherry pickers. And you extrapolate from them to accuse women in general of being golddigging whores. You disgust me.

what exactly is the law in US when it comes to marriage?

no such thing as seperate estate i guess?

*separation of property

Stay broke dipshit when you get cucked by some refugee. I can find true love and not get married dummy. Fucking leafs are total shit.

YOU WERE THR CHOSEN ONE

YOU WERE MEANT TO MAKE OLD HAGS SALTY

NO MARRY THEM!!!

>be latvia
>get raped multiple times by communists

Serves him right for marrying that filthy bitch. Anyway, I'm convinced he's gay and I think this whole thing was a cover up just to get people off his back

Who would ever love a man as bitter as you? Truly, you have my pity. You will never experience a healthy, natural partnership. You are God's one mistake.

Yeah I've been a fan of Alumiddin and her movies since my childhood. Oscar winning Oh Brother Where Are Though was particularly ... oh wait.

God I hate what feminists did to our divorce laws.

t. Lyin' femanon.

Prenups are so un-romantic.

He married a Muslim whore who used him to spread cuck BS.

HE'S MY PRESIDENT

Westernized Persian women are the worst: golddigging, superficial, arrogant. You understand why Persian men have the stereotype of being woman-beaters

HAHAHAHAH HE GOT PLAYED SO HARD BY THAT SCHEMING WITCH

They still don't work. Judge throws it out the window the minute one of the kids develop ADD or wifey develops PTSD or some such.

>A lasting marriage in Hollywood.
>"Trump curse".
Bitch, please.

The whole institution of marriage got fucked over by the faggots wanting equal rights, but in the tangible form of monetary benefits.

Marriage has lost its sanctity, smart people following suit by ending theirs.

To a lawyer

>Married
>Sex four or five times a week
And Santa Clause is REAL!

Do prenuptial agreements actually work?

Nope. "No fault" aka feminist-divorce law changes did it in the 60's-80's.

Gay marriage is less than 3 years old and had jack shit to do with straight guys getting shafted in divorces for the last 4 decades.

They work best in short term marriages with no kids.

Fucking LOL

woman can just say the magic words "i was under duress" and the judge will toss it
MURICA!

>getting married

>never having kids

FOR WHAT PURPOSE???

>marriage got fucked over by women's rights
FTFY

The plot thickens.

Gay marriage had plenty to do with ruining marriage. I wouldn't dismiss the impact their flamboyant street stalking caused.

Glad I never married then.

Women are expensive.

Also prenups are for chumps.

Just don't get married.

Quote from one of my roommates:
"You'll lose money chasing bitches but you aint ever lose bitches chasing money."

fuck george clowney

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMPAI

I wonder when Brandon Frasier will pull a Robin Williams on us.