So, my fellow whites, why haven't we all immigrated to Australia yet?

So, my fellow whites, why haven't we all immigrated to Australia yet?

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>Australia is not full

They told me they were full

I like guns too much.

I'm not white.

>Moving to new little china

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When I become God Emperor of mankind I'm going to make Australia the only multi-ethnic nation state. You deserve it.

>oh boo hoo some spooky scary animals :'(
Us whites are stronger than some inferior dumb animals

there are no homeless in rural areas, only in city centers because those are the places where they can get given money.

think of non-whites the same way. you are wrong if you come to australia and think big cities will be white.

its full of chinks and poos

the main reason is i couldnt take the heat. the summer in this country can be too unbearable in the week of heat we do get, certainly couldnt do that all year round

I heard it's full of chinks and muslims (just like Italy)

>t. Chang

I'm not that good at shitposting yet

Because Aussies are mean :'(

>no guns
>driving on the wrong side of the road
>disgusting accent
>abos

Fear

I don't want to move to nanny state desu

>African tier climate where it's always hot and sun is blazing
>white people

These two don't get along. There's a reason why Aussies have highest rate of skin cancer.

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Why is it in Norway though

Fuck that. You guys can go ahead and get kidnapped by the creepy crawlies. I'm sound where I am ty. I must say though. If it wasn't for that I would move there in a heart beat. But FUK DAT CUZ.

Nah m8, we're full.

Whites have a higher rate of skin cancer in general. White skin does that.

Come to think of it. How do Aussies cope with them?

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Good question. Are there high mountains in 'Straylia? Cause I quite like my Alps.

Because there is a LOT of non-whites in Autralia, and they have a liberal agenda.

That's why I live in eastern europe most of the year, 99% white feels great.

It's rarely sunny here, so when it finally happens we spent waaaaay too much time outside

It's just not that good m8

I wonder how much dbol theyre feeding that fucking thing

By the way, have you ever driven on this bridge?

Kind of.

Your ancestors had the chance, but they didn't fuck up enough!

How does it feel to have your mandatory mudslime fuck your wife in the ass instead of revolting?

i forsee a dark future of socialism and niggery in australia's future.

o wait, that's not the future. its now.

are u retarded OP

it costs to much for pc parts

Because there's a bunch of CUNTS down there.

Fuck you, Achmed.

Yea, a lot actually... and it has the highest point in Denmark on it...

Fuck off, they're full.

Wow it would suck to live with no mountains

I run up in the mountains all the time, great views up there too

Lets make Australia great again

Well, considering your on Sup Forums a assume that you don't live anywhere near the sea, so I guess we have that...

Don't come here, it's hot and everything wants to kill you.
Also full.

No I do kek, California

I never knew that they built a bridge all the way from Denmark to Sweden. Amazing engineering

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I'll be visiting our greatest commonwealth nation as soon as we get this free movement deal sorted, can't wait.

>going outside

Coz NZ is a better country than those fucking faggots.

Because I already speak english and swedish. Learning an additional language just seems like too much of a hassle.

Pfff, If we didn't we would have a harder time retaking Skåne when the time comes... but the plan got delayed until after DEUS VULT!

Absurd gun laws, shitty currency, everything is expensive and the idea of "economy of scale" is a rarity there to say the least.

Dude its like half a mile long.

Considering it..
>amazing engineering
Is really exaggerating.

You can have guns in NZ, only aussies are cucked

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>trying to lure the whites to Spider Hell
Nice try Shlomo.

Literally concidering it

Most of the real estate there is owned by chinks and poofs

Based!

M8, no room. Would love to have you, but we're packed in like sardines here. You'd hate it. Spiders and the like.

Real full.

Reminder of you are from the following countries you get a free year working holiday visa in Australia. Come pick fruit in the winter when the climate is warm but welcoming. You'll meet heaps of hot Aussie chicks who want to fuck exotic European dudes. Don't miss the opportunity to visit the greatest white society that's ever existed.

>Belgium, Canada, Republic of Cyprus, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hong Kong, Republic of Ireland, Japan, Republic of Korea, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, Taiwan, United Kingdom, Italy, Malta

Pay is good and work is pretty easy if you don't mind getting your hands dirty.

Come home white man.

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Yea, you need at least a self defense bayonet to deal with the spiders

you need to be direct like this. all the people earning money from shipping retards on boats are telling the retards whatever they can to get them to board.

Any vague statements will be used against the countries making them

>move to

Why are Aussie women so loose ? Not that I'm complaining

Thats my long term goal. Need to escape Europe before shit hits the fan.

We did something similar, posted a lot of facts about how hard it is to get benefits in Denmark and surprise! The mudslimes went to Sweden instead...

Because Aussie guys are bulls.

The Aussies never tell you why they are so good at shit posts, I lived there for years and the country has a huge Crystal Methamphetamine epidemic

Drunk sluts descended from prostitutes.

Also Aussie men are much better looking than the women.

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No guns.

But we do. My uncle owns property in the outback and owns a couple, not having a gun is suicide. Kangaroo's dont fuck around. The only thing we can't do is own a gun for self defense.

Because cucked government and no funs

Dangerous wildlife. Emus are the raptors of modern times and additionally there are orcish bridgeheads. Not that Germoney is better, though.

It's not a problem as long as you have enough Xannies to get you to sleep once or twice a week m8.

Then live in the inner city like everyone else. The worst you see there is a family of possums.

Not here cunt, we're full

Mine keep eating our bird seed the greedy cunts.

>marsupial
>babies just sit on your back
what's the fucking point

They're full and keep telling us to fuck off.

Why are aussie possums so much cuter than American possums?

Why would I want to live in a nannystate?

Support your fellow white man.

Australia is something different.

>fruitpickingjobs.com.au/australian-working-holiday-visa/
>Be aged between 18 and 30 inclusive;

tfw when you're 31 and the world officially wants nothing to do with you

Because immigration laws say I can't.

Too hot no snow

Slavery is chill

>Moving to a place with even worse gun laws
>Moving to a place that has a similar amount of chinks and other island nogs
>Moving to a place thats fucking hot all the time
>Can't even play hockey
>Wanting to live in an environment where half the fauna can kill you or at least make you permanently incapacitated, which probably explains Strayan speech impediment (Aye putta shrimp ahn tha bahrbie mate)

>Too hot no snow
Screw winter I want summer all year.

Not sure but they sound fucking terrible, like there's a demon crawling through the trees in the backyard.

Fucking Drummoyne.

t.Muhammad from moronto

We have ice rinks fucking everywhere mate. Costs 10 bucks to skate around on it.

>t.Muhammad from moronto
Nah just an Anglo cunt from Ottawa. Also Toronto = Tehranto in my books

Because the Aussies dont like us

Arachnophobia.

Skin cancer

>shark
>remain in car