Are Norwegians the most powerful race?

>average male height 6'3, average female height 5'11
>eat lots of fish and exercise so they're very healthy
>trilingual from birth, can speak Norwegian, Swedish, and English
>wisely kept their population density low, they're not desperately competing for space with each other
>breathtaking natural beauty and unspoiled landscapes
>wisely created a sovereign wealth fund from their oil, now they have no money problems
>wisely stayed out of the EU
>high cost of living in their country dissuades unskilled migrants
>living in the mountains means they're tough and can survive harsh conditions

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There is only one race, the human race.

and the helvetic superhumans

You can turn the star into a cross and hide your nose, but I'll always see through you Schlomo

>wisely kept their population density low
more place for """""""""""""""""refugees"""""""""""""""""
>wisely created a sovereign wealth fund from their oil, now they have no money problems
>wisely stayed out of the EU
just like saudi arabia kek
>high cost of living in their country dissuades unskilled migrants
except these fucking libtards give infinite gibsmedats to non-white migrants

Don't forget that all Norwegians are born with a burning hatred of trolls, and are genetically predisposed to hunting them down and slaying them in their own lairs from a young age.

>implying height over 5'11 doesnt make you an unnatural freak.

nice try lanklet. i prefer not having a deformed physique and short lifespan

>When will manlets ever learn?

>average male height 6'3, average female height 5'11
That must be the dutch or something.
>eat lots of fish and exercise so they're very healthy
True, but we also got influenced by the "fat in the food is bad for you" trend from the US in 80s. Which made us fat and unhealthy.
>trilingual from birth, can speak Norwegian, Swedish, and English
Its more like Norwegian, Somali, and English these days. Swedish and Norwegian is pretty much the same anyway.
>wisely kept their population density low, they're not desperately competing for space with each other
As we're currently importing all of Somalia and Afghanistan, I don't think this is the case anymore.
>breathtaking natural beauty and unspoiled landscapes
Ture
>wisely created a sovereign wealth fund from their oil, now they have no money problems
That's more luck than anything.
>wisely stayed out of the EU
We're pretty much a member anyway thanks to our treacherous politicians in the 90s
>high cost of living in their country dissuades unskilled migrants
We just give them loads of money, so this is not a problem for them.
>living in the mountains means they're tough and can survive harsh conditions
Not anymore.

dutch are the 2nd tallest people at 6' male average (after mountain slavs, i.e. dinaric alps which are 6'1" on avg), still 2" below that claim though. Norgs are around 5'11.5" iirc as are most other nordic countries

>trilingual from birth
>from birth

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>POWERFUL
>height
>health
>wise
>beautiful

none of these things are power

power is power, nothing else. Norweigans are not the most powerful race because Norway is not the most powerful nation.

They may be the healthiest, wisest, most beautiful, but not the most powerful.

>breathtaking natural beauty
What? In a way Siberia and Northern Canada are "breathtakingly beautiful" I guess

>Its more like Norwegian, Somali, and English these days. Swedish and Norwegian is pretty much the same anyway.

What the fuck m8. You must live in Oslo.

>That's more luck than anything.

No it isnt. It is because we have a culture that values the collective good AND we think about future generations. Alot of countries have oil, not all of them makes a successfull wealth fund out of it.

Rest of what youre saying is true though.

Its pretty good right now but it was not always like that.

>was seen as stupid niggers of scandinavia, alpha'd by the danes and the sweedes
>people in norway usually say that the middle-ages lasted for a good 100 years longer than the rest of europe, cuz no technology, famine, total poverty, total 3rd world
>pwnd by christianity
>didnt reward leftists anti-occupation efforts under WW2 despite leftists being Norwegians
>lots of lost cultural history cuz nobody took care of it
>was generally deemed poor, illiterate, stupid and worthless desu

Stop jerking us off, m8. Suddenly now a 100 years later, people are aaaall about us stupid potato-faggots.
Now lemme tell you sumthn, murricaFag.

We are STILL retarded. And youre not going to take that away from us, pal.

t. Einherjar

>Stayed out the EU
>Still receives 2.5x more immigrants per capita a year than we do

>human
>race
Back to school leaf

Yet way less problems. Maybe your fat fucking morons in goverment are the problem.

Lol

>>average male height 6'3, average female height 5'11

The Netherlands has the tallest average male height and it's 6'0, not 6'3.

>American education

I want to make babies with a Norway grill.

youtube.com/watch?v=CYuvBWhqC6w&list=FLtH0dTZd61imyy1UbKku-gA&index=10&t=156s

They have only been good since they found oil. If you actually end up looking at Scandinavia's history you'll see Sweden on the top blowing everybody the fuck out. Swedes are taller than norweigans also

What a cutie. I'm leaving the polder.

GIVE BACK THE FUCKING OIL

Damn, that looks comfy

you wot?

You claerly do not know what "race" is OP.

Nationality is what you mean.

Please grow more intelligent, otherwise no one will ever take you seriously.

the average height for a Norwegian
soldier is 5ft 11

unusual-wow.blogspot.com/2009/10/10-countries-with-highest-average.html

>average male height 6'3, average female height 5'11
No. Stopped reading.

Stfu. Our country sucks. Don't bother coming here. Neither you or your somali cousins. Fuck off we're full.

How do you guys pick Norwegian girls if you are an American citizen?

>Its more like Norwegian, Somali, and English these days
You mean polish

>a fucking pastry

>average male height 6'3

not even slightly true. i visit family in Norway all the time and im 6'3 without shoes and i was still pretty tall compared to everyone there.

>40 000 vs 35 000
>40 000 wins
Is this supposed to be an impressive victory?

Norwegens arent 6'3
Tallest are dutch at 6'1 someone lied 2 u

No, you arent, unless you count the rapefugees and minorities

you guys literally need white american cock so fuck off lol

These stats...
>6'3
The tallest average is nederlands at 1.79-1.81 m (disputed claims ). Get ur shit together user

>Has military advantage
>Still approved the Norwegian constitution
Cucks.
45 000*, la nĂ¥ Sven drive med sin private circlejerk, mens Mohammed knuller kona hans

Dude, I was born in Iran and travelled. I am certain you guys are the best of the best in every aspect of human existence.

In my next life I want to be born norsk

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this picture is amazing.
I need to start learning
Norge & Sven-cu.ck language now

crrrrrrrrringe

>average male height 6'3, average female height 5'11

Wrong, men are actually 5,11 manlets

>trilingual from birth, can speak Norwegian, Swedish, and English

Norwgian and Swedish are the same language just dialects, its been proven linguistically

>wisely kept their population density low, they're not desperately competing for space with each other
>breathtaking natural beauty and unspoiled landscapes
>wisely created a sovereign wealth fund from their oil, now they have no money problems
>wisely stayed out of the EU
>high cost of living in their country dissuades unskilled migrants
>living in the mountains means they're tough and can survive harsh conditions

that's cool, but I'd much rather be a rich swiss then rich Norwegian in the winter

Yes? Looks like the average subarctic landscape but with smaller mountains.

Why? Norway is like a flatter more boring Canada

>gag

they are the niggers of Scandinavia

True, thats why we love London. Feels like home

No, and the further north you go, the shittier they are.

Imagine the troubled trailer park kids who were raised by single mothers and decided to become edgy misguided faggots into Deviant Art-tier nonsense and Hot Topic, while having a nasty case of depression and herpes.

Like that quiet nerdy girl or guy you knew back in high school who ended up turning into a slut out of nowhere, or if a guy, had an addiction to Adderall and sold it to kids once he hit adulthood.

Fuck Bodo and fuck Fauske.

Adult male? That's tiny as fuck, the average, withuot the sandnigger population, is at least 1.85 for men.

t. 1.95m Dutch dude

fuck yo doing in stockholm you communist shits.
norway = communist

Ficki ficki