Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment

Hi guys I'm doing a political experiment.

Please post your political ideology, and whether you stand or sit to wipe your bottom.

No-wipers not welcome

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Parliamentary Monarchist with nationalist leanings
Who the fuck stands up to wipe?

Libertarian

I shit in the shower, so I'm not sure which option applies to me.

common sense
I stand up

Why not? It's all pipes.

Do you sit while you're in the shower?

Pseudo-Italian Racial Fascist

I usually put the seat up, put my feet on the rim, squat, and wipe

Oh God your not the guy who takes the drain cover off and shits in the pipe are you? Do you poke it down with your toe?

I mean, I squat over the drainpipe and then push it down with my feet, but no wiping actually occurs.

The Church of A and W Cheese N' Egger

Stand up

>cheese nigger
>2 for tree fiddy

Shiposter.

I wash my butt with soap and water.

I hope hte cheese is top quality, because i wouldn't pay a dime for the negger.

Conservative

I wipe sitting down with toilet paper first, then with a moist baby wipe or two. I've done it standing up, but I prefer wiping while sitting because I feel I get it cleaner, standing keeps your butt cheeks closed, you can spread better while sitting.

Then when done with my moist wipes, I keep plastic grocery bags under my sink to discard my dirty wiped, then take them out side to discard in the garbage, out of the house.

That seems like a lot for so little. Is it a Canadian promotion?

I'm a Nationalistic Classical Liberal, and I sit when I shit, and lean when I clean.

>cheese nigger 2 for 4 deal
Slaves weren't as useful in France or what? We only got cotton niggers over here

Libertarian Nationalist

I shit into a hand of toilet paper and inspect my shit before wiping while sitting.

Conservative

How the fuck do you wipe while sitting down, do you just stick your hand in the tiny gap between your arse and your toilet seat and hope you get nothing on your arm?

>stand or sit
i make a flip
get on my level

Why does this post sound so gay?

Well do you wash your butt off with the water after you shit? I would say that counts as wiping.

I wait until the end of the week and do all my wiping then. I stand up to do it.

>Who the fuck stands up to wipe?

I do bitch!

im a girl, i dont poop pee fart or burp

moderate leaning conservative, paper democrat

If there is shit on the toilet seat your doing something wrong.

im a liberal who thinks weve gone too far
i dry wipe . wet wipe , dry wipe , sitting
you can all call me a jew lover but jon kabat-zinn
saved my life . youtube.com/watch?v=D8oKWQiEWYs

>Wiping yourself

Fascist
Sit

Pragmatism and I stand.

>two for four bucks

I can buy a box of a dozen microwavable sausage biscuits for four dollars

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National Socialist

Wipe with the right, heil with the left

Sit ofcourse

Radical naturalist, witch in my interpretation is federational tribalism.

White nationalist. I wipe while sitting.

Canadian dollars are worthless

Socialist.

I have to stand up because everyone has to wipe my ass. It's only fair.

same

I really don't poop that well any more. I'm trying to eat better but the lack of immediate results is discouraging. I used to poop great

>be inna army
>eat big at the dfac errday
>work out errday
>tonsawater
>1815 hits, go to my apartment and let loose an 18 inch turd every day

One solid piece, thick, poking out the water, feels good. Sometimes leave it if I have company, so they know I'm superior. Not any more though, I need to get back into it.

im typical polack right wing fascist natsoc i think all jews should be killed
i stand, dry wipe

Oh, you're that guy. Cool, this will be useful in forming my conclusion.

Alt-Alt-Right

Standing

oh and I usually squat on the toilet.

Libertarian and social conservative

Stand to wipe, if I try ti wipe while sitting my cock would dip into the shit water or I would have to hold it at a weird angle to keep it from touching the rim. More comfortable to stand.

Polyromanic Asocial Conservavaluist Isolationaist Monarch

Yes

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I'm concerned that some of the people in this thread might be serious

>tfw closest A&W is 45 minutes away

I miss their onion rings.

Nationalistic Libertarian

I wipe it like this

Far right and I stand

I'm indian, so I just shit as I walk, like a rodent.

>Not being capable of both depending on your mood, reaching the enlightened state of assbidextrous

You can tell more than you think about how a man cleans himself. Look at Arabs, for instance

Redpilled about the jews and proudly stand and wet the paper in the sink with refreshing cold water.

reactionary

I stand

national socialist
I stand up

This too

My dick is just too big to sit.

OP may as well ask "who's too fat to wipe while sitting."

i shit in some pontiac sunbirds sunroof circa 1996

Servant of YHVH and fulfiller of True Will

I squat and wipe my asscheeks

From glancing over the thread it would appear that if you are a cuck you sit like the little woman you are.

Proud men stand

That's actually pretty fucking funny

Centre-right

I sit. I'm no barbarian.

You should just post two strawpolls, labeled standers and sitters.

Also, Libertarian wafflestomper here.

Economically Green-Centrist Paleoconservative, Socially National Libertarian
I do both. I used to sit down always but lately I've been standing up ti wipe to get swipe a bit higher up the crack.

Conspicuous lack of India in this thread.

Wonder why.

Liberal...KYS

Libertarian

Sit

conservatist, i sit

Very interesting results. This isn't the last thread. Once I'm done I will aggregate the results, and share my conclusion.

All these degenerates falling for the papery arse jew. Moist bumwad standing master race here.

Mostly conservative republican with a few more leftist views.
Stand, because how the fuck else do you do it.

>be American
>shizzle in drizzle

national socialist

i sit down

Oh yeah, classic liberal/libertarian

>Liberal = libertarian
Are you retarded, Vlad?

socialist

I use a bum gun

So all you sitting degenerates, what's the drill? Reach round the back or go the underbollock route?

Communist

squat

Oh im sory ,Janka,i didnt noitice.Have a nice day mate.

Center-right conservative, capitalist with nationalistic leanings. I sit or stand on random occasions.

I haven't actually wiped since the last time I actually sat on a toilet which was probably 5+ years ago. I don't even think I have any toilet paper in apartment. My shit is so hard and thick I literally don't need to wipe, and it hasn't been small enough to go down the toilet in years so I just squat down next to the toilet and shit in grocery bags and then throw it in the trash, but I only have to go about once every 5 days so it's not a big deal. The last time I shat in a toilet I had to break it up with a butter knife so after that incident I swore off toilets forever because they just can't withstand my girth.

Kek evangelical alt-right neoconservative

I use a bidet, wiping is for plebs

Libertarian, I stand.

Better for watching my property to make sure nobody violates the NAP.

...You might want to go see a doctor about that

Oh wow

my mother used to work with retarded / turbo autistic kids and there was a girl student who actually had such hard firm shits an aid would actually have to mash the shit up with a spork before flushing

Socialist

I walk around the house dripping poo as I wipe my bottom, because "from each according to ability".

Strasserist/natsbol
Stand up to wipe and use a combination of baby wipes and normal 1 ply toilet paper

When I first looked at that sign, I thought it said cheese nigger. WTF is a cheese nigger OP?

People from Wisconsin. The term could also work to describe the French

Reach behind because I'm not a fat fuck so I have room to do so.

How the fuck would it be better to wipe standing? Your ass cheeks are more clenched when you stand, you'd be working against yourself

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Communist

I shit all over my house and then blame it on the dog.

Fascist. Sit.

>cheese negger
dude that's just racist
the proper term is people of dutch origin

also how the hell do you actually wipe while sitting anyway? backwards or forwards? how do you know when you're clean?

Benevolent Dictatorship

Stand tha fuck up

Wait, you mean there are people who do it sitting ?

Realistic non-implementing libertarian here. I believe in libertarian beliefs but at the same time I am not stupid enough to think that libertarianism will ever be implemented in society or will ever work. I stand.

stop using opiates