How can Americans even compete with level 96 vodka drinking kremlins hacking all our technologies while we sleep?
Obama and Clinton said we should kill them all and to be honest, I see no other option. They're just too good at hacking man.
As yourself this: If the Russians hacked into your families private servers and revealed all your cuckold porn to the world, would you nuke them all to death or would you nuke them all to death twice?
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>implying they wouldnt hack reality to come back to live
those sick bastards even hacked machines which never had access to the internet, where are their limits? do they have any?
The Russians hacked our food making us all fat. Oh they also hacked trumps brain hes a russian puppet too oy vey
Reporting in.
Fuck man I never even realized they could hack that deep
Someone please save us from these Elite Russian Hackers and their unstoppable squatting powers
IS THERE NO LIMIT TO THE RUSSIAN HACKERS POWERS? WHAT IS THEIR END GAME??
Please don't hurt us poor Americans with your big Russian hacking skills
You can have my wife, just please dont hack our people with your technology skills
the media said you hacked america. APOLOGIZE
russian hackers are so fucking good they made Hillary's memory short circuit and disabled her ability to climb stairs
They already hacked our nuclear codes and wiped out the entire northwest
Then they rehacked the internet and all our perceptions so that we think the northwest still exists when they actually destroyed in in mid 2014 and then hacked our entire government so professionally that we never even knew what hit us
How did they develope so fucking good at hacking? Is this the end of America? Should we all start learning Russian and begin bending over for the slavs?
I will not hurt you, Sam.
Let me finish CIA first.
I am soo sorry...
Russia is a shithole because Slavs are subhumans. There're exist couple of talented people, but the majority is subhumans.
STOP WHAT YOU RE DOING YOU FUCKING MAD MAN.
IT WAS HER FUCKING TURN AND YOU HANDED IT ALL TO DRUMPF
There're hardware firewalls for your kiddy port checking.
I noticed there was $7 missing from my bank account last week. How do i report the Russians for hacking my finances without alerting them to my presence and thus inducing further hacking of my life technologies? Can the CIA even help me? Has America finally met it's match? I don't want to get hacked to pieces at the hands of technological slavic sabateurs
The Obama regime was illegitimate and an outside force decided to lend a helping hand to the oppressed citizen. You do realize that having protests in a country means that it's a brutal dictatorship that needs to be made democratic again by other countries?
I will come for your president election and make some autistic right politician win, just to watch how you will cry cuck.
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It's in the subhuman nature of Slavs to turn their countries into shit.
HES FUCKING DOING IT
HES IN THE MAINFRAME OH FUCK DEFCON 5 ITS ALREADY HAPPENING
GET THE BUGOUT BAGS AND ESCAPE INNAWOODS ASAP UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET CYBERRAPED BY SLAVIC INTERNET COMMANDOS
Man in OP is western spy.
Heels to the ground cyka.
That's it, I am outta here!!! Meetup at the designated spot!!! It's over for us all!!
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Is this one using reverse mind hacking technology on me?!? How did they develope these advanced methods of neo-warfare? Was it the Syrians? Is that Assads endgame, to hack all the American technologies using Russia as a proxy to take over the universe?
Im literally shaking right now
pssh... nothing not already predicted... kiddo
>They hacked me in my sleep with advanced cyber frequencies emitted from my iphone 7
FUCK I KNEW I SHOULDVE TURNED IT OFF BEFORE I WENT TO BED
ITS TOO LATE THEYRE INSIDE OUR HEADS FUCKKKKK
WHY DIDNT WE NUKE THEM WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE?!?
THIS IS THE SLAVIC FUTURE WE BROUGHT UPON OURSELVES OH GOD
N O L I M I T S
>they read these communications and already hacked our future plans before we could carry them out
Go on without me brother, I've been hacked too deeply already. I might already be russian for all I know.
>squatting hackers
Is that the secret to their mastery?
What if they already hacked all our mainstream news and are calling themselves hackers in order to provoke a reckless first strike which falls for their elaborate Russian trap?
How can we be sure everything hasn't already been infiltrated by slavic soldiers and their technological superiority?
ДA!
I KNEW IT! SQUAT THE PLANET!
OH FUCK HES SUBVERTING THE CIA AND TAKING OVER OUR CYBER WARFARES
REPORTED
REPORTED
REPORTED
CIA SWAT HIM SWAT HIM SWAT HIM
HOLY FUCK ITS HABBBBENNNNNNIINNNGGGG
It's over!
>Microwave just burned my tendies
Fucking Russian hackers
It's over, we can't even turn on a light without them hacking us back into the stone ages
SOMEONE SAVE OUR TECHNOLOGIES
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!
>still believing that wikileaks is authentic
neck yourself
>If the Russians hacked into your families private servers and revealed all your cuckold porn to the world
I'd laugh tbqh, I'm not scared of who I am.
KEK
>Serbia
You are slowly becoming the new leaf.
checked
wtf i hate hacking now
not really slow, its going quite fast. even more impressive is i feel like its a single serb doing all the effort alone
>Being proud of being a cuck
But that defeats the point of being an inferior worm though
The good ones are out in the streets celebrating
The loser cucks are on their computers being shitty people online
OMG OMG MILITARY RESPONSE NEEDED STAT
Uh yeah. Putin and his 500 lbs hackers did it.
Not us. Why would you think we were involved. 9gag army was there last I heard.
lol that party barely passed the census.
even our PM (whose current support is about 50%) has publicly supported hillary
don't be so retarded. most of the serbs are dumb and use feeling instead of thinking to reason. if i reasoned that way, i would support trump too, but i don't. and as far as i can see, i'm not the only one.
i'd rather see another bombing of my country than someone like trump in power.
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Is this video ever shown in the Motherland
THERE ARE RUSSIANS WITH PERFECT PITCH WHISTLING IN PHONES RIGHT NOW
Adidas is secretly a white supremacist organization.
I wouldn't doubt it. The three pillars of whiteness?
It's all there.
Well..it's pointless to hack UK now, since their browsing history are free for all to see.
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Me too, I keep seeing serbs shitposting and shillposting like they're fucking hillary supporting aussies but they all seem like it's just 1 serb
Defcon 5 is the most lax state though.
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They are hacking the world, someone save us.
LOCK YOUR DOORS CLOSE YOUR WINDOWS
IM HACKING DEMOCRACY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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This Russian conspiracies came from Clinton Obama Merkel and other Neoliberal and Neocon scum
we have slav hivemind
We are already connected in Slavtrix, no shit.
WTF? he even hacked his body and have 4 arms for improving his hacking efficiency. ABSOLUTE MADMAN.
When Trump said the hacker could be 400 lbs sitting on a bed, I wonder if he got leaks that said that's exactly who did it. He always had high-quality "premonitions".
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Because you're actually a bunch of devil possessed cryptoJews and I can take full control and possession of you fucking faggot.
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Fucking sluts, hahaha, have fun with your toys, I will work with the real powers of the Earth.
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By the way, we sea you. :)
fight, fight, fight!
All my keks, saved.
The adi in adidas stands literally for ADOLF Dasler. The founder of the brand. Look it up desu
>Western spy detected
>Heels to ground, cyka!
Nothing funny just try to remember how much russian was involved in internet crimes include carding.
Are you even trying russian l33t h4x0r bro?
>[Charisma 10] Vlad. You don't have to do this. Let's work together.
Even if it was the Russians hacking US, how is it relevant? US politicians having a fuckton of dirt on them is the problem, I think it's great somebody is revealing the corruption. I'd love to see similar leaks in the Europe as well.
>"Cheeki Breeki"
>Squating on tips of feet.
>Western spy, cyka blyat!
Oh shit, I'm in as well!
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I don't even think for myself any more. Some Russian teenager, named Ivan, employed by the Kremlin thinks for me.
Russian sympathizers are either Drumpkins who think the end justifies the means in the election, Stormfags who think Putin is the white savior of Europe or extreme far left Shill Stein hippie retards who get nostalgic about the good ol' commie days
well done, friendo
>Stickers inside computer
This brings nostalgia. Once i assembled PC for a guy. PC had main chip with broken contact (guy assembled PC before me broke it) so i did copper wire fix. And wrote detailed instruction about what was done and glued it inside case so they guy fiddling with PC after would know what to do. Did warning work i wonder?
>I'd rather get bombed than see Trump run some country half way across the world
Top cuck
OH FUCK THEY HACKED MY BRAIN AND SWITCHED UP THE DEFCON CODES
WERE FUCKING FINISHED
PLEASE CANADA I BEG YOU, SAVE US FROM THESE TECHNOLOGICALLY INVINCIBLE HIGH POWERED RUSSIAN HACKERS
WHAT IS THIS PINEAPPLE RUSSIAN FLAG
ARE THEY HACKING INTERNATIONAL SYMBOLS NOW?!?