Pizzagate

MFW I wanna join a globalist secret society but instead I have to partake in occult pedophile sex rituals in a pizza restaurant

The pizza place is just a place where parents can bring their kids to market them.

Doing the latter is a prerequisite for doing the former. So you've got your foot in the door.

>you will never hoon Henry Kissinger's ass in a comfy forest in NoCal

>I wanna join a globalist secret society but instead I have to partake in occult pedophile sex rituals in a pizza restaurant

No you don't!!!

Why don't we just make our own secret society?

>Why don't we just make our own secret society?
>>>x

what

Eating a small pepperoni and mushroom Brooklyn style pizza delivery right now AMA

I'll bring the pizza if you bring a few children, 4, 8, and 11 years old maybe. We can eat pizza for about an hour :^)

>Not already being in one
Fucking plebs