Why are american tourists so obnoxious?

Everytime I see an american tourist either in Sweden or anywhere else they're always fat, stupid and obnoxious. They're wabbling around like a walking stereotype.

Let's share our experiences with american tourists. Why are they so cringeworthy?

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>waaah! why do people visit my country and spend money there helping the economy?

kys

>Sweden angry about white people entering his borders.

>get a little bit of snow
>head home from work
>van in middle of 3 lanes is doing 50km/h on the highway with the hazards on
>Connecticut plate


theyre a menace

>Americans
>White

Because the best of us don't bother going to shit hole frozen wastelands overrun with rapefugees. We like to go to fun places.

>(((23andMe)))

I really doubt our basketball Americans travel anywhere but the liquor store. Only white people have the money to travel across the planet.

>South is not white
Really blew me away I would have never guessed that.

Those are not Americans, they're baby boomers.

i'm 1/64th black. should i just end it? i'm so ashamed.

tourists in general are fags and shit.

no one likes tourists.

The rest of the world is like a zoo to us. Does an animal's opinion really matter? Don't be jelly of our wealth and culture, cuck.

America rules the planet they grow fat off this abundant bounty of food and it is their right to do what they do maybe one day Sweden will be in the same position and they can waddle around sharting all over the planet marking historical monuments with their scent

Many Europeans are related to Genghis Khan. Especially after the Russians came through and raped all the white women. I doubt any completely pure white people even exist anymore. And with that small of a fraction it's most likely just an error.

>Every time I see a Swedish tourist either in Canada or the USA they're always scrawny, elitists and cucked. They're prancing around like a walking stereotype.

...

Your great-great-great-grandfather was a nigger. Disgusting, user.

>Complaining about American tourists

Clearly you haven't had to deal with Chinese tourists

>thinking American tourists are bad

Have you ever seen Chinese tourists? Nothing destroys my faith in humanity more.

>tfw only ever seen fit young Chads in my tiny, white, seaside village in North Scotland pubs

Chinese tourists who visit ski/snowboard resorts are the worst. They're so fucking rude and obnoxious.
I've always heard that Brits are some of the worst tourists because they can't handle their alcohol but in my experience they've been well mannered. Chinks are like a different species.

True story: when I went to Europe I ripped off little chunks of historical artifacts.

>Ripped off a chunk of the Parthenon

>Stealthily scratched a big blog of paint from Michaelangelo's painting in the sistene chapel

>Snuck into st. Marks cathedral while it was under repair and chipped off a chunk of old Markie's sarcophagus.

I did the same kind of shit in Japan and China as well.

Americans have been constantly rated as the best tourists.

>Literally none of this is true.

deal with it, nerd

Want pictures? I have quite a little collection.

It was easier to do when I was a kid because no one looked twice at me.

i lived in surfers paradise, dealt with every tourist possible.

travelled for a couple years as well and experienced even more tourists including aussie ones.

>americans
stereotypes, fat loud and ear piercing accents that always sound out of place. hardly accepting of culture. easily worst tourist
>chinese
rude, always travel in packs. usually terrible but can spend a lot of money. always idiots
>aussies
think theyre top shit. feel like kings in every country, loud and usually drunk
>brits
top tier banter, condescending tones. fun to watch
>japs and koreans
respectful, love other cultures, understanding and are one of the best types of tourist
>indians
stinky, always wearing embarrassing footwear. women are hairy and usually fat. in shops they LOVE to touch things even without the intent of buying.
>middle east
rich cocky cunts, cbf to say more. spend money but would rather they stay in their own country. have asian nannys looking after their kids

America is so rich that even our trash can afford to visit the various shithole tourist nations.

If you were as rich as us your trash would annoy people too.

Oh fuck off. Most Americans are so cucked that they actually value what you yurofaggots say to the point where they try to kiss everyone's ass while traveling abroad. If anything, Americans are too fucking friendly.

I traveled last summer (Turkey, Greece, Croatia, Italy, Belgium) and there were Australians in every country we visited. They were always

1) young,
2) drunk,
3) loud,
4) fucking each other,
5) totally uncaring of their impact on other people.

Why is this, user? Is being an asshole cherished in Australian society? I nearly punched an Australian for blasting music directly outside of the door of my room at the Pink Palace in Dubrovnik at 4 am.

Not even close, that would be the bongs. Seriously, fuck Easy Jet and Ryanair. Brits are kinda nice and fun but they're some of the trashiest people you can imagine.

>you think that's bad

Tbh Americans tourists are pretty based, they don't cause any trouble just do some sight-seeing, drink some beer that's it

on the other hand when it comes to fucking Swedes they are cancer as f, I once got stopped by a guy in Warsaw wearing hyper-feminine scarf and weird ass shoes without socks and he asks me in swenglish: "hey my name is Bjorn and I'm from Sweden, im doing little report here about xenophobia and racism in Eastern Europe tell me why you guys hate muslims etc, is it beacause you racist?"

I told him that it's beacause with look at countries like Sweden,Germany,France with disgust and we don't want any of the muslims being pretentious and shit in our country. He looked at me really weird, turned 360 degrees and walked away

God I hate Sweden, good that this country is a muslim country now so when race war happens noone will object nuking the shit out of it.

PS. Fuck Sweden

this

"turned 360 degrees"

>how dare white people enter my country
tbqh chinks/japs are worse

>be me
>self-identified white
>get 23 and me test
>.2% north african

HAHAHA AMERIBLACKS BTFO LOOK AT MY CHART XDDDDDD

stop talking

Greetings newfag

Good post

>things that never happened

They seem nice and polite...unlike the fucking brits
t.Someone from a country with los of tourists.

>Everytime I see an american tourist either in Sweden or anywhere else they're always fat, stupid and obnoxious. They're wabbling around like a walking stereotype.


How are you able to see anyone past all the nigger you let in, cuck!

>be in lyon on business
>hotel doesn't do breakfast, but its free at cafeteria next door
>you go through and get food, give them room key at register
>pretty simple
>be in line with various other travellers
>american in front of me has surely seen several other people go through the whole room key procedure
>gets to the cashier, very pretty young lady
>she asks nicely in french for his room key
>he somehow doesn't understand what is going on
>after a bit of back and forth, he leans up to her and actually yells YOU WILL SPEAK ENGLISH
>me is stunned, look and see everyone in the place staring
>and now they all dislike Americans

Japanese people are whiter than americans desu

Aussie shitposting is so valued they do it in real life everywhere they go.

I have a good friend in Straya that comes to the US about once a year.

He reveals his powerlevels anywhere we go its pretty hilarious.

Took him to Outback Steakhouse where we discussed niggers and Jews outloud.

Parted ways this year with the good ol' Roman salute.

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They are a solid bunch, legends among cunts.

Agree about the brits

I avoid my own shit too on the rare occation i can afford to go abroard. Unfortunately for some reason spain somehow attracts the council house holidaymakers, sorry about that.

Being obnoxious is the way tourists should act.

Kekd. The chads did this in the beer garden to russians here. Very funny. The guy who said it was very muscular and was wearing a t shirt with the word RAW on it. I nearly clapped.

take too many photos

Chink tourists are the worst. They throw garbage everywhere and I want to kill them all everytime I got to a national park. Fucking christ.

ROASTED

No.

tourist tiers

god tier:
french
dutch
austrians

good tier
italians
spainiards
scandanavians

average tier
east european countries

shit tier
americans
chinese

drunken bar fight tier
russians
english

Sure. I know a friend who got bath tiles from king Herods temple.

Why do faggot countries bitch about American tourists? Jealous of our fat?

I went to dzibilchaltun in progreso and managed to pry loose one of the rocks in the walls on their ruins

I have it currently sitting on top of a rock I took from a wall built in Maryland during the civil war, with "authentic 1861 lichen" on it

I like stealing from history. Maybe this is why redditcucks like shoplifting?

I thought Connecticut got lots of snow?

I bought my snow tires today. Cheap gook imports 360 all in for 4

"Tourists" of any population suck.

Poland is truly our greatest ally.

Stale pasta

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Connecticut has minimum speed signs. They'll just slow down, park for a bit, then drive on and you do not see anything. No accident, no traffic getting on or getting off, construction, merging, nothing.

Go up to Massachusetts and the retards will do 80 in whiteouts.

How can it be stale? I've only told that story twice on here, and I typed it each time.

lurk before posting you fucking faggot

When I was in Gothenberg the last time, I talked to asian prositutes and ended up partying with some mudslimes. It was fun. I didnt know they could drink but these ones did.

Quebec is the only province I'm aware of that has minimum speed limits.

I think its a good idea. I see chinks in full size Yukons doing 40 kph on the 401 when there are flurries.

Then I also see pakis in full size escalades doing 160 kph on that same expressway during ice storms...

I am an immigrant so I'm allowed to bash Americans I guess.

I remember going on vacation to another state for a week to go to the beach. Literally a large portion of the time my family and I were the only people on our part of the beach. All the other fatass American tourists were sitting in the hotel/restaurant in front of the beach stuffing themselves with food and looking out the window.

Literally going to (presumably) another state so they can stuff themselves full of shit food but with different scenery out the window than usual.

No country needs that money that badly if it means putting up with fat, stupid zoo animals in sunglasses.

Back to 9gag and take your reddit friends with you.

why hello there newfriend

None of the things I described are hard to access or steal from.

I just steal shit from every tourist attraction I stop by.

Yeah, I dunno. Almost an addiction, I feel the need to take a physical trinket with me, and some shitty suvineer just feels fake and meaningless.

Plus there's the little thrill that a museum attendant/security guard will notice you.

Oh don't worry, we believe him.

People who vandalize and steal from historical sites should be executed.

I actually met a bunch of swedes this summer at a world sporting championship. The swede teams always consisted of scrawny ass numale men and all the women had short dyke length hair, tattoos and talked in butch voices (bossing the 'men' around)

Don't take the bait, dumb fish

What do people think of Irish tourists?

Also Chinese are horrendous tourists, decent bit worse than Americans. Brits are also pretty sound most of the time, mostly because they are middle class.

you do realize your country is basically sweden right?

We thrive on American tourism, and every single one I've met are actually pretty cool. The fat obnoxious types that OP describes tend to stay inside their 5-star hotels all day, so you rarely ever see them.

IF YA HATE IT THEN GO BACK TO YOUR THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE ABDUL!

My experience with American tourists is that they always feel the need to shout at us like we are disobedient wetbacks, even though 90% of us speak perfect english

Apart from that they're pretty okay.

CHINESE on the other hand

>had a parttime job on a ferry once
>chinese tourists come on
>they have their 12 yo daughter urinate in a bottle, didnt even bother to do it in a corner
>remind them we have a toilet on board

hot!

any pics?

Do us next, I hear we are thieving bastards

Argentinians can't afford to go on holiday to the first world desu

>that flag

You "people" are worse than wetbacks.

So what? I make fun of the sissy boys in my country too. At what point did I say my own country is free of criticism? The topic of the convo is Sweden. Iam critical of my faggot government everyday, so fuck off 55% burger

If people didn't take things from historic sites, we wouldn't have museums.

In America, they are weirdly butthurt about americans who claim irish ancestry. I can understand being asspained about Americans wandering around your own country claiming to be from there, but coming to America and getting mad about it seems paradoxical.

Its usually brought up as a common point of conversation for the sake of breaking the ice, and yet every time I have seen it happen one or more of the irish visitors got crabby and made a sarcastic remark.

>23andme
Surely a good sample

The term is 'plastic paddie'. Term for Americans with very vague or thin line of heritage.

What you refer to is similar to how Sup Forums gets buthurt when non-whites say they are white. People claiming to be something that they are not often annoys people.

You don't recognize the "normal" ones as US tourists. But you see the fatties and generalize.

Though I'm sure you'd welcome pic related.

I like you. Historical stuff is overrated.

>I like stealing from history.

t. white man

>> French god tier

Stopped reading right there

Because the (minimal) percentage of americans who aren't fat, stupid and obnoxious don't care about your culture. And I don't know why americans are even coming to your fucking country, isn't bacon illegal there?

Jesus Christ, why do europoor's have such a desperate need to be different from Americans?

Irish is a race. Irish coming and living in the US dosen't change that. Same with Italians same with niggers.

bullshit americans are the best tourists. Americans are the ONLY country that tips almost everyone even if it's just a few bucks.

Chinese tourists are LOUD and spit everywhere, americans at worst get drunk if they are young in public.

Europeans are either overly cheap or extremely pretentious, expecting the red carpet to be rolled out for their nobody asses.

Russians only hang out with other russians because they don't know english, just like the chinese. But when they do, they are similar to young buck americans getting pissed drunk and bumping into people

Americans are used to ghetto shitholes, so they generally watch their tongue when in foreign places and try to be respectful. That with tipping makes them the best tourist. Not that many young americans have the money to travel either, so the only ones really giving americans a bad reputation traveling are the hipster vegan digital nomads that are broke and sit in coffee shops blogging on their free wifi.