Is coffee and caffeine a tool of the Jew?

Is coffee and caffeine a tool of the Jew?

No, you fucking retard

yes use amphetamines instead

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I drank too much coffee today, couldn't play my musical instrument. Never again

It's literally just bean water

As long as you drink it black it's good for you.

nearly made me spit out my coffee laughing

t. musician

racist

Just another tool to make the goy work longer hours

No, you fucking retard

better with cream.

no sugar
never sugar

sugar is food crack

I will stab you in the fucking throat

So I was thinking hard about this question. Seriously, anything the jews can get their dirty hands on is fair game for them.

So in what ways can the Jews be abusing coffee? Let's brainstorm!

acacia tea?

no, monster is their perversion of nature

coffee, tea, yerba, cacao = holy

Explain the joke.

black coffee or with a little cream or other fat is redpilled productivity fuel
great for workouts and getting shit done
no sugar though don't fall for the saccharine jew

>better with cream
>no sugar
You and I would get along Ameribro.

Saged. Brock is not even trying.

Black with a pinch of baking soda to neutralize the heavy acidity.

Bar none.

>no, monster is their perversion of nature

That should be the slogan on the can!

>Controlling all Coffee markets
>Storing Coffee in warehouses to drive prices up for demand
>Chopping down rain forests for coffee
>Sell shitty coffee for cheap and overpricing the better coffee

This is a bait thread

Drinking too much coffee will lead to adrenal fatigue and ruin your life.

First post is the most reasonable post. Everything is the Jew to pol, television is the electric Jew, radio is the audio Jew. Drinking milk was some sort of hormonal Jew. I'm so tired of pol going to shit, waiting for the post "are playgrounds a Jewish conspiracy to injure white children?"

>all these westerners not knowing how to drink coffe

>adrenal fatique

I drink shitloads of coffee and all symptoms depicted were in the first google.
help

Its finals week I literally need caffeine to not fail everything

TV - >the electric jew
Weed - >the herbal jew

what do we call coffee?

>alternative medicine

You got shotgunned

one oz fresh ground organic dark roast beans

over a stainless steel pot boil the water

over the pot suspended by two bamboo chopsticks place the mug with one oz grass fed ,cultured,unsalted butter, and one tablespoon unprocessed, virgin cold pressed organic coconut oil . Allow to melt as water boils

let coffee steep four minutes

while steeping add to the melted butter/oil one half oz Ecuadorean organic cacao Powder. a few drops of liquid Stevia extract, Sri Lankan Cinnamon, one Tsp. fresh ground Black Pepper, and a drizzle of Madagascar Vanilla Extraxt and blend.

add coffee to the cup then pour into a blender containing two heaping tablespoons of organic BPA free canned Coconut Milk and blend

The coca jew

ITT: Is this thread a tool of the Jew?

No faggot, the tea is.

Shaky hands.

The expresso jew.
Also, sodas are the carbonated jew

>the infused jew

Coffee is like higher class addiction.
At least its beneficial and promotes proactive work.

way better than any other alternative.
Also coffee and steamed milk, oh my fuck.

The black jew

The Hebrewed.

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