Why is Finland so different from other Nordics?

Why is Finland so different from it's Nordic neighbours?
>language is not Germanic, related to fucking Hungarian
>some Asiatic DNA
>has the shittiest black metal
>only country in area with ebin memes XDDDDDD

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terveisin: A FUCKING KIWI!!

Satanic Warmaster and Goatmoon are great

Also more European DNA.

Because
>history with russia and sweden
>alcohol culture
>cold
>dark
>caveman language basically

thur u go

Is that why yu guys stand like 5kms away from each other? Is the meme true?

cuz they are mongol

The best game's of hockey are those between our nations.

Normal conversation distance is about an arms reach tho.

It's a bit over exaggerated but the point is there..

Ironically doe I'm isolated as far north as I possible can lol

1. Its more close to japanese than german.
2. Yes but only 5%
3. We have VERY popular chan Ylilauta and all the plebs come here.

>>has the shittiest black metal
And the best doom metal.

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So how do Finns have sex?

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They're not germanic. The word 'Finn' literally translates to 'finder', referring to the nomad tribes (that may or may not have been mongol) living east of the Baltic sea.

Damn too drunk to miss black metal.

I guess if you've really lived in isolation most of the time people become aliens

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what's sex?

industrial metal is where it's at btw

youtube.com/watch?v=b00rz4BBS3A

It's a meme thing

So do you guys just replenish your popular with the slavic scum from Russia?

Mongoloid ancestry perhaps?

>terveisin
It's terveiset

I've always assumed Finnish women reproduce asexually in the spring after hibernating all winter.

It's terveisin.

no it's not. You sign with terveisin

Why do we call Finland 'Finland' and not Finland 'Suomi' ?

fug :DDDD

terveinen*

Wut

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>pepe
>not spurdo

If you use "terveiset" you have to use an elative or ablative case suffix with the noun following it.

You fool it's terveisellekköseiksisiköökköpöökkö. This is first grade stuff!

They used to be part of the Russian Empire. This sort of broke them away from the continental Western culture.

Because the British suck at naming local peoples' country names. I mean seriously, NORTH America? NEW Zealand? There are literally tens of "Canterbury"'s everywhere

The mongol blood makes us restless

Both the names Suomi and Finn were adopted by us from Samis.

This their black metal kicks ass, Vordr too is good.

In the country-side it can though easily be anything from 5m to 50m, sometimes even more.

>Why is Finland so different from it's Nordic neighbours?
Scary ghosts
youtube.com/watch?v=NMfp9GG-xHQ

To answer the original question: we are different tribe/people of the other Nordics. Our ways are thousands if not not ten thousand years old.

There exists a midsummer-ritual for the women to get pregnant.

Nah, Fins produce via spores.

The men will climb to high places and release spores from their exposed penises. Women standing on the ground will be showered in these spores and absorb them through their skin.

How do Germans reproduce?

Klan members had the best fucking outfits back in the day.

Mitosis

This. Finns haven't been finders for 3500-4000 years and aren't originally from Finland.
Our ancestors came from Volga. Saami came much earlier and were the natives of Finland.

You guys btw know that the word "king" is derived from a Finnish word "kuningas"
Swedish: "kung"
English: "king"
German: "könig"

ME

OLIMME

>finnish word
it's proto-germanic

Who does he remind you of?

Alcohol makes it possible

Fuck off from my relatives, abo.

KAANEJA

Samis were not absolutely everywhere though, and they also absorbed the earlier populations.

Modern Finns calling themselves Finnish/Suomi is a bit like Romanians calling themselves "Romans".

>go to usa
>see a real life nigger police officer
One of the weirdest moments of my life

"Kuningas" is the original form, others are simplifications, thus derivations of it.

The Sami inhabited mainly the northern parts of Finland / Northern Sweden / Kola peninsula. They were not in the South.

Rovaniemi? Are you Sami?

Also, Finland is second best country; not as great as Estonia, but a distant second.

Mu isamaa, mu õnn ja rõõm,
kui kaunis oled sa!
Ei leia mina iial teal
see suure, laia ilma peal,
mis mul nii armas oleks ka,
kui sa, mu isamaa!

What are these Finnish hats called?

The population density was always higher in the south. Almost nobody lived in the north until recently.

Well we also use the word "Konung" instead of "Kung". How many swedes are living in Finland btw? You got to be more swedish than asian for sure.

Tell me more about this ritual, friend.

No-one cares about Asians in this country. Why are you foreigners obsessed with them?

Never seen that kind of hat nor can figure out any word for that.

Väinämöisen lakki or Väiski.

NEEKERI

Insert benis in vagina and uh ah :DDD

Foreskins.

MUINAISIA KUNINKAITA

They were specifically from the south.

academia.edu/4811760/An_Essay_on_Saami_Ethnolinguistic_Prehistory

We Finns came from Estonia and from Volga to Estonia.

the women sit with their legs spread while the men masturbate about 1-2 meters from them. the man will then channel the power of Simo Häyhä and shoot his sperm right inside with the force of thousand slavs.

Get drunk, burn shit, fuck in the sauna, drink more kossu, stab a Swede, drink more kossu, pass out, wake up realizing you need to figure out if you should name your new kid Tuukka, Timo, Teemu, or Carl.

Dont project your lack of genitalia to finns, goyim.

me rakennettii pyramiidit ja paskaa

>has shittiest black metal

youtube.com/watch?v=7ocrYOA9lqQ

now kys

Exactly

>Sami
No
>Rovaniemi
Further to laplap
Inari kek
>kill me

Doesn't exist besides in anime desu

Oy vey stop with the hate speech. Don't you know that circumcision gives newborns a 5% greater resistance to sexually transmitted AIDS?

moaris aren't abos they are half decent although half of em are complete cancer (centelink bums ect.)

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Skolt side of my family is from Rovaniemi (grandmother's silver wedding spoon was even made there).

This explains how the Romans could get such a strange description on the "Fenni" - that's because it didn't even apply to Baltic Finns yet.

Imagine the rest

Sometimes I wish I were a finn
Not have to talk to people at all. Fucking small talk in America is out of control (I live on fucking Portland, where everybody is "courteous")

Can't remember it 100% (because its a women's thing), but some parts of it are you go on a field and collect flowers of seven kind, and weave a garland of them that you wear on your head, then you go to a well and say some spell and the face of your future husband will appear in the water, after that you go do some more spells and in the end you go to a grassplain where you sleep for the night(it's light around the nigth anyway because of the midsummer) - then the next morning you might wake up pregnant. There is another version where you might eat a cranberry and it might get you pregnant(but the cranberries are only ripe later in the Summer). There's more involved, but I don't remember it all.

In*, fucking phoneposting man

Too late, bögland.

Kek

because they came from asia

>circumcised dick
>Finland

You are actually on the right tracks - there is a saying that during midsummer you should burn a "kokko", have a knifet fight, (drunk, of course), and mate with a virgin.

myö oltii kuninkaita

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>>language is not Germanic, related to fucking Hungarian
they speak basically the same language as sweden and danish

Damn customs agents confiscated my grandfather's talvisota puukko at the airport.