Who else here is attending Rubi's birthday party? >literally everyone is invited, no entrance fee required
>horse race with a 10.000 peso jackpot
>live music
>mexican state police will act as security
This is going to be THE Woodstock of our generation and a fantastic display of Mexican culture.
Plus it's a coming of age party so you know there's going to be at least one lucky guy there,
Who else here is attending Rubi's birthday party? >literally everyone is invited, no entrance fee required
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Lincoln Reyes
>10,000 peso
isnt that like a 100 dollar jackpot?
Nolan Bell
Im predicting at least 3 rapes and 1 murder at this party
Justin Morgan
its gonna be lit af senpai
Julian Martinez
*500
Ian Gutierrez
He's here
Justin Cooper
>there's going to be at least one lucky guy there
Any guy fucking any of those things in that picture will be very unlucky.
Nah, it's like 500
Jayden Martin
Is this gonna be a KEK thread?
Samuel Martin
what and piss off some cholo gang nigger and get my flesh stripped and asshole raped with a burning log
fuck that BUILD THAT WALL
Kevin Scott
No one is going to believe me but i work with this guy.
Matthew Wilson
PRAISE
Kevin Russell
calm yourself and bask in his presence
Andrew Mitchell
>Mexican state police acting as security
Yeah no thank you.
Kayden Smith
>1.2 million ransoms
This is the day Mexico outsmarted the US
Thomas Sullivan
>EL PROYECTO EQUIS
wew lad.
Carson Rogers
literally the criminal biker gangs at woodstock were more trustworthy than mexican police force
Lincoln Reyes
Witnessed
Ryan Ward
MEXICO PATRIA QUERIDA.
Leo Ross
WITNESSED
PRAISE KEK
Robert Mitchell
Kek will go to the party
Noah Sanchez
Predicting a stampede.
Parker Roberts
can i get the location? for research purposes...
Julian Torres
facebook com/events/255775478170337
Connor Wright
>los de slp se creen norteños
de verdad te hace pensar
Ryder Perez
So, where exactly is this party gonna be?
Japanese public transport department researched that 4 people can comfortably stay within 1 square meter. So, if 1,2 million people actually come, they would need 300 000 square meters (75 acres for burgers). But we all know how crowded Jap transportation is and realistically there could be 1-2 people per square meter, which takes 800 000 square meters (200 acres).
Now let's take Woodstock for comparison. There were "only" about 500 000 people and we all know how terrible that was. Now imagine more than one time that amount + the fact that it's happening in Mexico.
I mean I'm no Mexican intellectual, but I simply can't see this ending in anything else but total disaster.
Xavier Martin
anyone wanna carpool from cali. got plenty of weed
Andrew Turner
Conservative estimate. There will be more than one death.
Evan Jones
Trump is going xD
Austin Baker
Mexican intellectual, here. Can confirm will be a total disaster.
Blake Martinez
Wont something that viral attract bottom rank criminals too?
Kevin Jackson
pls respond
David Scott
To bad that's too far to travel, sounds like it'd be a fun party though
Eli Murphy
Sorry, can't attend. No longer allowed into Mexico. Happy birthday Rubi.
Luke Adams
You are such a fucking little pussy.
Anthony Reed
Wish I could but the drive from North Texas would take too long and I'm not in the mood for a shitstorm of the century. Ill watch the livestream and wish her happy birthday in spanish or something
Adam Nelson
You're not invited Sebian.
Carter Stewart
1.2 million kidnappings
Nolan Perry
no
Anthony Thompson
he is among us!
a habbening will this party have!