>Mattis is a life-long bachelor,[63] who has never been married and has no children
>be James Mattis
>receive intel that meeting in the desert is actually a wedding
>has flashback to the time his mother asked him when he was going to find a nice girl, settle down and give her some grandkids
>flashes back to all the dicks he's sucked
>orders drone strike
My fucking sides when Amerifats laugh at other countries' defense ministers.
>it's a dirty foreigner cares about American politics episode
So Mattis is MGTOW?
wow
>it's a "leftist reveals their true motives of hate" episode
My favorite.
>He is nicknamed "The Warrior Monk" because of his bachelor life and lifelong devotion to the study of war.
>"bachelor life
Wasn't Alexander the Great gay as well?
Someone was triggered in that other thread.
So you have a crush on him?
That's cool, I kinda do too, user.
Listening to him for 15 minutes undoes the cucking of 1500 soy lattes.
Everyone in greece was gay at the time so he was just normal
Sage
>this level of butthurt
>this level of tsun tsun
Shouldn't even be possible fampai.
>jap shit
You're as fruity as Jimmy "Jimmy hat" Mattis
ITT: OP is a fag as usual
sage
He just loves raping the enemies of America. You don't need to get married when you rape at his level. He's got rape babies on every continent.
Why do you care if he's gay?
he would beat the shit out of your PM then fuck him in the ass without lube
US Marine lifer
>On the float six months out of the year
>Out in the field training weeks at a time
>Having to pick up and relocate every two to three years
>Not having to lose half your shit to a unappreciative unfaithful woman
He is granted one lifelong bachelor pass with zero questions about faggotry.
one of us
According to /k/ being married while on deployment is just asking to have half your stuff taken.
>bachelor pass
i.e. asking 18yo new recruits to your tent so you can blow them
>Really makes you think
This
I went back to the civilian world 2 years ago, I still don't like it. I have almost no friends and after my last relationship kind of lost interest in dating too. Gen. Mattis made the right choice honestly.
Does he have a harem of twinks?
I'm not gonna be judgmental if a guy chooses to live his life by the tenants of his waifu.
>doesn't marry ever and has no kids
>This somehow makes him gay
Kill yourself
The majority of this board will end up the same way...minus the accolades
the ultimate red pill is realizing why (((Trump))) wears pink ties and always has another random emotionally unattached model wife when the cameras are around
Nice mental gymnastics
Nigger there's a reason the ban on women in the military was lifted and it wasn't because they bent to the left
Trump has like 6 kids
He truly achieved everything a man can achieve in his lifetime
OG mgtow
he'd rather slit commie throats and rape gook bitch BTFO
>Women doesn't have kids and grows old without marrying.
OMG such a hero and a beacon for all women !!! We don't need no man or no children. All we need is our careers and our cats !!!
>Man doesn't marry or have kids and grows old.
OMG wtf is wrong this freak. I bet he is a fag or something.
Ahhh the left.
to be gay doesn't he have to play with other men's genitals?
or did the definition of gay change when the definition of racist did?
>leaf
Marriage is a goddamned scam these days, I don't blame him. It's a coin-toss on whether or not it'll last more than like five years followed by losing a bunch of your shit in divorce court.
Well, if he is a fruit, he is a fruit that can turn you into a drooling vegetable in under 5 seconds.
>married to his country
Pretty based.
being gay is an asset. I'd probably be more of a SJW if I cared about women and children. im more cold hearted.
Lewd 2bh
sorry we're objectively better than you, bongcuck
This is good, the United States will soon lose it's hegemony.
Isn't he a homo ?
whatever mohammed, he's going to bomb your home country into oblivion
He is the next level beyond wizard, like SSJ2
>all the other guys are married with families
Yep. Really makes you think alright....
Literally everyone in British politics is a poofter though. You're only outfagged by Sweden and maybe Germany at this point.
>mfw a bong tries to act tough
Lmfao
>not married
he literally has no weakness
Sorry boys, nobody cares.
He's more man than anyone you've ever known.
hes a redpilled turbo-wizard
And? Eunuch's where some of the best warriors and national servants on earth in the past, this guy is just single. Are you really comparing a single man who has lots of military experience who got to the top through his skill and strength to the "diversity" hires of young women with usually very little military experience of cucked European states? This post is so fucking stupid I think it might be bait
More mental gymnastics.
>More one line responses with absolutely nothing of merit.
Just like the rest of your office, it's not your fault.
what kind of stupid fucker gets married these days?
Bachelor and virgin are not synonymous
>yfw a floppy woppy london ninny nanny calls you a cake boy while sipping his faggy tea and prancing around a soccer field
its not weird for a general to not be married. Its kinda hard to find love if you're moving around the entire fucking earth every 15 minutes. Erich ludendorff was a bachelor for most of his life as well because he just never had the time for it. He only married when he met his soulmate by chance.
6.9/10 bait
I can't tell if she's aroused or scared.
Not an arguement
who cares
with Pence it would at least be funny because of hypocrisy.
thats a jewish lie. For some reason jews try to say significant historical people are homos like black people say they were black.
pathetic manlet
>he's committed his life to his profession
>that means he's gay lol
He's probably gotten a lot of pussy, he just doesnt have time to raise a family. Also he's smart enough to see how much bullshit getting married is
>OP thinks straight women are better warriors than gay men
TOP FUCKING KEK BONG.
Trump is 6 foot 3.
Lol. This one made me laugh.
mine bends to the left
>He's more man than anyone you've ever known
>implying
> He's probably gotten a lot of boipussy
Fify
I don't understand how the U.K. is still relevant. It's smaller than Texas. Do they even make anything there? It's a sad island of ugly people.
bachelor =/= queer
OP, shut your tea-suckin' cumpett hole and kindly fuck off cunt.
Chuck simply plays the character that Mattis is.
I've went back to civ life more than 5 years ago.
I still think I made a bad choice.
Mathis isn't gay, he just has a really obscure fetish where the only thing that gives him an erection is strategic victory
>getting this fucking anusannihilated over obvious trollposts
go back to libbit
He has only one love, and it isn't women and it isn't cock either.
Was that during desert storm or some shit?
I'm not trolling when I say I hate the British.
yea im sure that 4 star Gen. still has to ship the sea half of the year lol
You do realize when he was in he deployed with his Marines right?
He's not gay, the reason he doesn't.have a woman or several is because he knows 2-D women are superior to the "real" thing.
>My fucking sides when Amerifats laugh at other countries' defense ministers.
>I'm not gay! I'M ENGLISH!
britbongs btfo
> 2d sublimity
> chooses to draw roasties
Gay
>Like a leaf but worse
He's married to his job.
>its not weird for a general to not be married. Its kinda hard to find love if you're moving around the entire fucking earth every 15 minutes.
>Colin Powell
>married
>3 kids
>Norman Schwarzkopf
>married
>3 kids
>current Army Chief of Staff, Gen. Mark Milley
>married
>2 kids
>current Marine Commandant, Gen. Robert Neller
>married
>3 kids
Hmmmmm.
hah, ohh man. remind me why I still come here
>never fallen to the life-long wound jew
>therefor gay
>Getting married
lmao cucks
A little bit from column A and a little bit from column B.
So a man who spends his whole life away from home killing commies and sandflies, instead of getting married to a woman who he'll rarely get to see that will inevitably cheat on him out of "lonliness" before taking half his shit, decides that "hey, asian whores work just as well right?"
Besides, if he were actually gay it would be easier to keep a wife for appearances and both of them get to fuck whoever they want on the sides. Its what pretty much every politician does.
I wish he had children
a shame to see his gene pool end
Does it count as insubordination in the American military if a full general orders you to come to his quarters and then orders you to let him suck your dick and you say no?
Why were you so triggered?
>blonde Albanian woman
By the time you get a swanky staff officer position your dick doesn't work. Most guys will run through two or three wives in their first 10 years and then they become so salty and unbearable no new woman will marry them. If you're going career it's best to just stay single.
He's probably sucked the same number of dicks as the top 5.
ALBANIA IS WHITE