>Mattis is a life-long bachelor,[63] who has never been married and has no children
>be James Mattis
>receive intel that meeting in the desert is actually a wedding
>has flashback to the time his mother asked him when he was going to find a nice girl, settle down and give her some grandkids
>flashes back to all the dicks he's sucked
>orders drone strike
My fucking sides when Amerifats laugh at other countries' defense ministers.
>it's a dirty foreigner cares about American politics episode
So Mattis is MGTOW?
wow
>it's a "leftist reveals their true motives of hate" episode
My favorite.
>He is nicknamed "The Warrior Monk" because of his bachelor life and lifelong devotion to the study of war.
>"bachelor life
Wasn't Alexander the Great gay as well?
Someone was triggered in that other thread.
So you have a crush on him?
That's cool, I kinda do too, user.
Listening to him for 15 minutes undoes the cucking of 1500 soy lattes.
Everyone in greece was gay at the time so he was just normal
Sage