Why is drumpf's coat so long?

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Big coat big cock

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Because he came from the real world to rescue you from the Matrix.

relly fires up those neuronsss

Because he can afford the extra fabric

haha his wife is such a streetwalking mail order slut. What a disaster

B-but user, Hillary also wears big coats.

Because he's a fedora tipping autist

Never heard of a trench coat?

it makes his hands look smaller

Quick, someone photoshop that reporter's pantleg darker, so it looks like she pissed herself while mirin' Milania's ass.

It's called an overcoat, you dumb ass.

It's big and long because you wear one to protect your whole suit.

>current year
>being poor and cold

his new york style

Because long coats are fucking ALPHA

so he can CC his AR-15

That's a big coat

It's a duster. The man has impeccable taste.

That is normal winter attire for well dressed gentlemen in an urban setting.

Why is that nigger a flyers fan? That's my team

I can and will concur this.

i dont know... very suspicious and unusual... hmm... maybe drumpf is hiding something??? what is he hiding under his coat???

keeps your legs warm in those cold nyc winters

It's alpha.

because, in the end, there can be only one

>why is drumpf's coat so long?
finally, some one is asking the relevant questions!

my guess is it's because he's quite tall

its new york rich people fashion

It's not. He's just really short.