Falling for the breakfast jew

>Falling for the breakfast jew

I hope you don't do this

eat whenever you're hungry but not that processed cereal bullshit.

>He doesn't realize eating breakfast is contributing to the Jews globalization
>Enjoy your cereal goy

>before the 1940s nobody ate anything until noon

Who could believe this?

Realy made me think

check'd

No wonder Soros is finding Kelloggs, ceral is a jew scheme

Nice try Jew, but you wont trick me.

>someone once used something for personal gain
>that thing is instantly bad
This is shitty atheist logic and it's not true.

Honey bunches of oats > Wheaties > Corn Flakes > Chex > everything else.

>2016
>still falling for the food jew, the air jew, the water jew, and the warmth jew

>he still falls asleep at night and is awake during the day

Stop falling for jew tricks.

wtf I hate breakfast now

Checked.
Kek confirms, breakfast is a Jewish globalization trick.

DONT LET (((THEM))) FOOL YOU, KEK HAS SPOKEN.

I eat at 11am, 3pm, and 7pm.
I work 9-5 btw

Have to be honest, ditching breakfast hasn't made my mornings uncomfortable.

>be hollandisch
>grow up hearing breakfast is most important mealings
>never eat serial
>no1 eat serial
>its avail none the less
>??
>I am stronk!

>Follow your nose

(((They))) never tried to hide it

>Doing backbreaking labor all day like most of sessile society did until a little over a century ago
>Not eating breakfast

ISHYGDDT. I used to be a groundskeeper in college and I learned real quick to eat before going to work in the morning.

Kek confirms it. Praise him

The only breakfast I eat because it's the most honorable.

>le circumcision man

no thanks

70% more white people eat breakfast than black people. Cereal is racist.

>wake up hungry
>can't eat til 12 PM or the jew wins

Witnessed, praise Kek!

What the fuck is cap'n crunch, what happened to Captain Crunch?

This shit too. Froot Loops?

Romans would jump out of bed and go straight out as quick as possible, then snack as they worked and then eat their first meal at 10am or so.
Then again they also said sucking a dick was straighter than licking a girl out so we probably shouldn't take their lead.

What do you slavs eat for breakfast? Filling breakfasts seem to be an anglo thing. In the US we eat a ton of shit for breakfast, eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage, etc. What do slavs eat? Pickles and sunflower seeds?

I've always disliked breakfast.

Only fat fucks wake up and first thought is where the food....

Be a productive person. Wake up and get to work

>if you eat when you wake up the jews wind

Intermittent fasting is good for you

Which is why I do it for 8 hours every night. :^)

>people didn't eat breakfast until cereal existed

Yeah, people are falling for the mattress, pillow, blanket jew.

>Colapse mid day

8 hours isn't long enough lol. But you're practically an amerifat, so I suppose it's an achievement for you.

Everything we think and feel in America has been a marketing campaign at some point. Hence American """""""""culture"""""""""

Eat bacon. Kek is merciful.

nope, i eat when im hungry, dink when im thirsty, shit when i have to and fuck when im feeling it.

im run by basic needs, and thats how i live my life.

>ignoring lunch
Who's the idiot here

I always thought it was a leaf scheme to get us to buy more maple syrup

I legit don't eat breakfast. Haven't since I was 15.
Intermittent fasting is the only way to go.

Do you have any proof? It just fucks up your metabolism, if anything.

i feel sick if i eat early. My first meal is usually at 2pm and its big then i eat something small at around 8pm and thats it.

Kek hates breakfast?

intermittent fasting is probably the most effective diet for losing weight (I've tried most of them)

Agreed, and if blood sugar is a concern, God invented lemonade.

No, eating every 2-3 hours is the most effective diet for losing weight.

...

Kasha

Its not.
Studies have proven that eating breakfast helps you wake up and focus throughout the day

Eating multiple small meals throughout the day helps your metabolism

Not eating right before you go to bed helps with bloating

Dunno bout you, but I eat bread with cheese and bread with hagelslag for breakfast. Just because I don't eat that sugar shit doesn't mean I don't eat breakfast.

Everyone is different but you're wrong

I only ever have foreskins for breakfast.

>t. Kellog

metabolism is a meme m8, you simply need to burn more energy than you consume and intermittent fasting helps with this because you only consume energy in small intervals

>Then again they also said sucking a dick was straighter than licking a girl out

No, they said making ANOTHER man suck YOUR dick was straighter.

>metabolism is a meme
If that's the case, why has it been proven true?

>He shits in a toilet
Good goy!

checked and kekd

Praise kek!

I stopped eating cereal long ago.

Bacon, eggs, and hash browns every day.

I live on meat an beer now, getting thinner

Kek likes to throw curve balls in it would seem

desu squatting innawoods really does feel better

Gets it out quicker with less strain

there's some truth to this. sleeping on your back on the floor with no pillow/flat pillow is great for spinal health.

Its only a meme when skinny people say they are skinny just because they have a fast metabolism, when really they just eat some junk food once a day.

Having a better metabolism helps you allocate your calories better and make you overall healthier.

Wtf? Kek hates breakfast? But I love eggs and bacon in the morning! Noooo!

My bacon never turns out like that

>I hope you don't do this
I don't. In fact I eat very little until ~6PM. It has greatly improved my productivity and made my calorie intake way more manageable without experiencing any hunger during the day.

Its pretty fucking weird. I'm not even hungry at lunch, but I force myself to eat meat and veggies just in case.

>people didn't eat in the morning until the 1940s

okay

i haven't ate all day you FUCKING ASSWHOLE

and that looks really tasty

>wake up at 6 for work
>work outside all day
>am supposed to wait until 12:30 to eat when I've burned close to 1000 calories by noon

I don't care if it's a Jewish trick, I eat in the morning. I feel like I'll pass out if I work without eating

I've moved to space few years ago and it's best thing I've done in my life.

Complete void of matter makes me sure that it's also void of jews and their dirty tricks.

Real lemonade is a legitimate appetite suppressant too. At least it is for me.

the jews are seriously behind everything

I just take a caffeine pill to wake me up

>being addicted to the colombian jew

Down with (((cereal))) for breakfast!

The pic just says the phrase was invented then.

>ASSWHOLE

wtf! i hate waffles now!

Eggs and meat every morning.

There is a reason you can live for a month without eating. Our ancestors used to have to from time to time.

There may actually be something to this, aside from that get.

>jews hate breakfast
>jews aren't allowed to eat bacon

What are they hiding from us? What do they know about breakfast? More importantly, what constitutes breakfast? A meal in the morning, or breakfast related foods(sausage, eggs, bacon, etc.)??

Please one question at a time I'm still deciding if I'm going to start eating at noon for my first meal

oats and a fruit are perfect for breakfast

Bacon and eggs masterrace checking in.

>What do you slavs eat for breakfast?
Typical soviet and post-soviet breakfast was a cup of tea and a slice of bread with butter or jam. That's about it

LoL you eat bacon. I'm not a semite, but it is disgusting.

>that post
>that pic
>that get
This is a very high quality event.

well ya gotta add the "W" so you read the accent in your head

>eating at all
>falling for the "you need to eat for energy" meme
suckers

>eating more than one meal a day (dinner)

Don't you have a soccer team to be mourning fake-spanish speaking jew?

Kek has spoken. Fuck breakfast!

i don't think he's wrong

i've never eaten much of a breakfast, rarely eat lunch, eat a huge dinner around 5 oclock and have never weighed more than 150

wtf I hate cheese now

I say I don't like bacon and you just do this.
Jesus died in the cross, but he didn't deserved. I can't say the same for you.

actully it was pretty common not to eat till after you had exerted yourself with some work. of couse everyone was poor then and things like a fridge didn't exist, nor long haul truck farming, etc.
other times they would just have some bread (real bread) before work

don't eat that prossed shit
100% whole grain rolled or steal cut oats, with NO SUGER YOU FATASS.
that cercel you eatvis made with sweeped up pressed wood shavings, chemicals and suger

>(((dinner)))

I emerge from the posturepedic jew, urinate into the porcelain jew, wash my hands and brush my teeth using the fluoridated jew, start my caffinated jew maker while reading about jews out-jewing other jews in a jewspaper, I place a slice of the leaven jew into the toaster jew and spread the dairy jew upon it and eat it.
So now you're telling me that I have to change my jewtine?

Witnessed