*ssssss* It's mighty cold out here, Dahnald.
I'm on a mission to locate the fabled Antarctigates. Legend has it that the very secrets of true conservatism lie beneath these frozen sheets.
My journey ahead is perilous, Dahnald. But I will march on, like the penguin towards distant mountain peaks.
Wish me luck, Dahnald. I'll let you know what I find.
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Godspeed frozen Ted
H-he's cold.
Thank you, Punished Ted. Thank you.
I haven't laughed this much since I saw Hillary faint.
Please make a whole storyline of Ted around the world
Whoa, a Greenlander. What's it like up there bro?
Still looking for those d-delegates, Dahnald. I thought there m-might be a few more out here.
ww2 ted?
heh Didn't see you there Dahnald
I've used Barrons time machine to visit the old west on a quest for True Constitutional Conservatism, this trapper told me where i could find some delegates too, or as he calls them "Beavegates"
desu id love to live in jeffersonian-cruz core world
Currently it's comfy winter, waiting for Christmas and the solstice to happen.
I seek your leader, Chief Stolen Delegate
Next one should have Ted exploring the ruins of a pre-Younger Dryas Impact civilization and finding a skeleton of himself clutching an ancient delegate.
Godspeed Ted.
In honor of your expedition, you shall thenceforth no longer be known as Lyin' Ted. From this point on, you shall be Shiverin' Ted, to mark the suffering you endure for true conservative values.
>I've got to keep the satteligates safe, Dahnald
Dahnald I've gathered the local tribe to help fight against the Turtle Man, he wants to trade turtles for precious delegates heh bad deal!
I̖ ͙̳̖̠͠A͙͕͈̫͎̞͎M͖͓̩͍̯̭͜ ̵͖̫̞̬̣̼ͅT͉̖̲̞̜̙̀͜H͚̰̳̪̫̥̭͠Ȩ̰̜̀ ̧͇͖̠͍͢O͏̕҉̙͖N͖̥͓͉̤̤̯͙͈̕E̷̞͕̥̗̤̤͉̪̫ ͖̼͖̣̦D̨̫̹͕̞̘̣͖͝A̶̷̙̼̱̘Ḥ̜̪̠̼͉N̶͔Á͏̤̹͈̫͍̩L̡̮̻̫͘D̲̩͡
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Godspeed frozen ted
>>/qst/
Fuckin dead.
Redeemed Ted was my favorite Arc this election
is qst again? I like roleplay that's why I come on Sup Forums
*echo* DAHNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD
I liked Majin Ted better.
Freezin' Ted
>At the Mountains of Delegates
The dinergates, Dahnald.
Dahnald? Haven't heard thathat name in years...
Wrath of the skelegates best movie tho
Godspeed
You no lyin to me again are you Ted?
dahnald hand over the quest cape
this is the best Ted to date
HILLAHRY YOU'VE BEEN A VERY BAD GIRL
I heard you can find them in Flavortown, Wyoming
this is a great idea
Ah, Hillahry, you crazy old crone. This is why you'll never get to Dahnald.
You can't kill Skelegates. They're skeletons. They're dead. Their power is limited by who's using them. They need a host, you see, someone to control them. It's a... symbiosis of sorts.
Hillahry, you see...
I AM the Skelegates.
holy fuck im dying
THE DELIGATES
FEED THEM TO ME
The great white north shall rise again!!!
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