You will never be a member of the Palin family

>you will never be a member of the Palin family

>Track

why do republitards name their kids such fucked up names like Track & Tag

I wonder how many children Willow and Piper will have before they turn 18. Bristol set the example.

bonus piper

Quite the opposite, shitposter. It's usually liberal hippie douches that name their kids absurd things.

They give their children fake English names like blacks give their kids fake african names.

Track & Tag is just a white version of Shaquam and Dawshawn.

Also, want to fug Bristol. Badly.

They were named where they were conceived (ex. on the track, by a willow tree, and in Bristol)

this makes sense

also Tripp & Trig rofl

>ywn be in a member of the Palin family
Fuck, she got all old and gross. It's too bad, she used to be hot.

>being a part of Palin family

To be fair Americans have history of tremendously silly names.
From the Supreme Court Justices:

>Harlan F. Stone
>Sherman Minton
>Potter Stewart
>Thurgood Marshall
>Bushrod Washington
>Smith Thompson (Smith is not a fucking given name)
>Salmon P. Chase

The best:
>Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II

>fake English names
You mean they drew names from their actual spoken language?

I would marry and impregnate Bristol tbph famalam.

>ywn suck on Palin's tits while she gives you a handjob

Bristol is a degenerate
The Palin Family is degenerate

>Bushrod Washington
No fucking way.

Feast your Eyes on Bushrod himself

You realize names in most culture actually have some sort of meaning behind them, right?

RARE
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doesn't mean i don't want to hit it and quit it, user

>tfw no one ever found out about Jeb's cummies

Where is the retarded one?

>Donald Trump rally just finished.
>People start filing out of the arena to hopefully get an autograph from Trump.
>A Trump representative comes up to talk to you
>"There's a special guest that wants to talk to you"
>Confused, you follow the Trump representative backstage.
>He leads you to the VIP room
>You walk inside as the door closes behind you.
>Freaked out, you notice someone across the room sitting on a leather bench.
>A high-pitched voice squeals at you, "Oh my gosh, finally user! I've been waiting for you.".
>She smiles up at you in her shear pink blouse and short skirt, and scoots over toward the edge of the bench, beckoning you to sit next to her.
>You laugh and sit down.
>"I bet you're wondering why you're here," she says.
>You gulp nervously.
>She stares at you licking her lips slowly.
>You begin to stand up, unsure of what's going on.
>You feel a hand wrap around the side of your neck, giving you goosebumps.
>Sarah whispers in your ear, "Stop pussyfooting around user..."
>In a moment of uncertainty, Sarah leans in and kisses you passionately.
>You feel a hand slides down over your pants as she kisses you over and over.

>Trump is almost done signing autographs

What do?

we don't have an ethnic heritage or culture to draw from. There are British names like Nigel, and Jeremy, German names like Hans or Gunther, and Russian names like Ivan.
No American counterparts though.

>albanian
>calling others degenerate
shiggidy

fug, then go high-five don afterwards

*clicks tongue*

You can find him at your nearest mirror.

>NUH UH ITS NOT REPUBLICANS, LIBERALS ARE DUMB!

>L’Tonya and Latrine have meaning in niggerland
Yeah alright faggot, how about you tell us the "meaning" behind these idiotic names?

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>English speakers
>Christian background

Just mess up some names from the Bible or some old Greek names like everyone else in Europe.

I don't have enough chromosomes to be a member

>you never crawl into Bristol's puffy legs and live in her ass
kill me

>you will never put your member in the Palin family

ftfy

Nothing, let her continue.

>ywn play vidya with sarah

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From what I gather that is pretty easy to do. She won't make you use protection either.

>can't ever see sarah palin without imagining lisa ann get rammed

Whenever I see these nutjobs on my computer screen it makes me glad that Obummer got elected 8 years ago, because I'd rather have him than an old senile fart who thinks these crazies should be anywhere near the white house.

Go ahead. She practically is a drive-thru. You can pass yourself off to the next generation while having to take zero responsibility.

>Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II
Should've mentioned that he was actually white.

Latrine is a place to take a shit. So there's some meaning.

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>Track
>Willow
>Piper
>Bristol

These don't sound like people names at all lol

Roll for the QT in front.

Respect the bonds of her marriage, lament that my dream of finding such a good looking woman and getting married and having a family has more of a chance of failure than success due to the nature of people and go meet the man who may have the best shot at saving western civilization.

>Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II
>II

Because having just one with that name isn't enough...

>What do?
>nvrmd - i just came in my pants

Good, I don't wanna be related to downs.

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Bristol is THICC.

Would wreck.