HOLY SHIT THERE ARE CHINESE MISSILES HEADING TOWARDS MIDWEST UNITED STATES I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR...

HOLY SHIT THERE ARE CHINESE MISSILES HEADING TOWARDS MIDWEST UNITED STATES I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR AND SATELLITE ALRET READINGS THE NUKES ARE REACHING THERE WITHIN 20 MINUTES

good

Sage you fucking leaf

>leaf

Uhhh, wanna fill us in a bit more?

>samefagging

you fucks

>leaf
Every time, man.

>1 post by this ID
>samefagging
sure

Stop making us look retarded.
It just spawns low effort shit like this

>country under attack
>defcon 1
>WW3 imminent

Better get on Sup Forums and shitpost senpai

Filling in a bit more is normally what we all do to your whore mother

hover over it nigger

Sage

>I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR AND SATELLITE ALRET

You sounds so fake and gay

Sage

Jokes on you my mom's dead

Based China saving Sup Forums from the leaf

thank god I hope one goes wide and vaporizes me

Turn on cnn its real

*did

>doesnt sage

my dad works at nintendo and tells me the switch comes with a waifu. true story

>Turn on cnn its real
no one will ever turn on CNN again

>15 minutes ago

well, (((5))) minutes to go

Firstly, sorry for this larping faggot. Second, being in Alert would be fucking brutal.

A FUCKING LEAF

Well what do you want us to do? Go Super Saiyan and kick the missiles back? Whether this is real or not I'm going to do the same thing: sit here and relax. I can't stop it from happening so I might as well enjoy it. It's the best way to die. Quick, painless, and glorious.

ayy only 3 mins till they hit

HOLY SHIT THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL AND THEY'RE PURGING EVERYONE ON THE WEST COAST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE DEATH SQUAD IS HERE RUN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dead* c:

A FUCKING BURGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

It's 20 mins later.

I guess I won.

we would have shot them down before they got 10 feet from china

If ubbles I also win.