HOLY SHIT THERE ARE CHINESE MISSILES HEADING TOWARDS MIDWEST UNITED STATES I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR AND SATELLITE ALRET READINGS THE NUKES ARE REACHING THERE WITHIN 20 MINUTES
HOLY SHIT THERE ARE CHINESE MISSILES HEADING TOWARDS MIDWEST UNITED STATES I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR...
good
Sage you fucking leaf
>leaf
Uhhh, wanna fill us in a bit more?
>samefagging
you fucks
>leaf
Every time, man.
>1 post by this ID
>samefagging
sure
Stop making us look retarded.
It just spawns low effort shit like this
>country under attack
>defcon 1
>WW3 imminent
Better get on Sup Forums and shitpost senpai
Filling in a bit more is normally what we all do to your whore mother
hover over it nigger
Sage
>I WORK AT ALERT MILITARY BASE MULTIPLE RADAR AND SATELLITE ALRET
You sounds so fake and gay
Sage
Jokes on you my mom's dead
Based China saving Sup Forums from the leaf
thank god I hope one goes wide and vaporizes me
Turn on cnn its real
*did
>doesnt sage
my dad works at nintendo and tells me the switch comes with a waifu. true story
>Turn on cnn its real
no one will ever turn on CNN again
>15 minutes ago
well, (((5))) minutes to go
Firstly, sorry for this larping faggot. Second, being in Alert would be fucking brutal.
A FUCKING LEAF
Well what do you want us to do? Go Super Saiyan and kick the missiles back? Whether this is real or not I'm going to do the same thing: sit here and relax. I can't stop it from happening so I might as well enjoy it. It's the best way to die. Quick, painless, and glorious.
ayy only 3 mins till they hit
HOLY SHIT THE ILLUMINATI IS REAL AND THEY'RE PURGING EVERYONE ON THE WEST COAST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES THE DEATH SQUAD IS HERE RUN!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *dead* c:
A FUCKING BURGER WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
It's 20 mins later.
I guess I won.
we would have shot them down before they got 10 feet from china
If ubbles I also win.