Tim Tebow

>republican
>conservative
>voted for trump
>doesn't drink
>doesn't smoke
>doesn't do drugs
>chad
>but is waiting for marriage to have sex
>superior athlete
>aesthetic
>studied philosophy
>not a manlet
>all-around bro
Is Tim Tebow /ourguy/? If we could only find some way to redpill him, he'd basically be the ultimate Sup Forums übermensch.

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Hes too good of a person for the red pill.

Also I doubt he wants the red pill.

>/POL
>CHADS

MFW

stop calling people /ourguy/
it's stupid

Closet faggot . Yea he's our guy.

Why do you think Sup Forums is a hivemind ALT-R hugbox?

why are chocolate eggs banned in the US while guns are not?

This

He absolutely knows of Jewish deception, but he martyred himself when he allowed himself to be frozen out of the league.

He's like buddy Jesus. He won't denounce the modern Pharisees.

who is this nobody faggot?

never heard of him

and why is he suddenly being pushed like anyone has ever heard of him before?

>he's never heard of Tim Tebow
Have you been living in a cave for the last five years? What the fuck is wrong with you? Everybody and their mother knows who Tim Tebow is.

nope

who is he?

It might have something to do with the fact that he's garbage and got dumped by the NFL. Nobody cares about him anymore.

You forgot

>Christian

pretty sure he is protestant but nobody is perfect, not even tim tebow

inb4 this is a ledditor 'sportsball' faggot who never watched football because he was too busy studying in
>muh library

no, i was actually to busy playing video games and geting stoned to give a fuck about nigger ball.

All of this is lies
Especially
>waiting for marriage to have sex

He went to high school here. The local news sucks his dick nonstop.

There is a Tebow story at least once a month, even if he hasn't done anything.

too bad he sucks

Apparently he got dumped because he didn't want sex?

that's indisputably worse

neck yourself

Florida GOP tried to recruit him to run for Congress

They'll probably try again

DELETE THIS!!!!!!

RAHHHHHHH!!

He's a nobody. Reminder that he could've kept playing football if he was willing to switch to TE or WR but no, he absolutely had to play QB.

Thus ended his NFL career.

And don't get me started on that fucking stupid baseball thing he tried this summer.

It's true, and he's taken a lot of shit for it over the years. Even starred in a pro-life super bowl commercial. He sucks now, but he's still based. Maybe he'll magically pull a Bo Jackson and be a player for the Mets.

They're statues on campus of this guy. He's a god in Florida. It's a bit nuts.

Seahawks should have offered him a contract to play RB

Teboq will save us all

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You're all retards if you think he wasn't slamming every piece of pussy in Gainesville Fl. He was a God among men in that town and i dont care what he says, ain't no man strong enough to resist high class pussy being thrown at you. And that's a fact