Mom is a leaf

>Mom is a leaf
>Dad is Jamaican raised in Canada
>Literally the spawn of a Leaf and a Nigger

Who else got fucked in the genetic lottery?

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>Mom is a nigger, dad is half breed nigger & Anglo.

I'm superior in everything way.

>Literally the spawn of a Leaf and a Nigger
Get a vasectomy post-haste, and all will be forgiven. Mostly

t. Jackie Chan

so just nig then

>Mom is an alcoholic with type 2 diabetes
>Dad is an alcoholic with aspergers
>Grandfather on father's side dies before I was born
>Grandfather on mother's side I have no idea what happened to, the current one wants nothing to do with my grandmother's side of the family

Could have been worse

what da bumbaclott are you on about? I'll have you know i'm a wildly successful 6ft8 blonde aryan with a 12' weisswurst. Just don't reproduce and erryting irie niow

>Grandmother is Irish
>Grandfather on my mom's side is Italian

Why me? Well at least i'm bleach white.

It's a damn shame the way you talk about your parents on an imageboard, trying to fit in.

Is your brain white?

Nigger genes muddy the white matter. remember that leaf.

>Irish
>French
guess u just suck

>don't reproduce

Jamaicans are commonwealth bros, they aren't niggers. They are like our cousins. Fuck out of here american.

bumbaclott means idiot or shithead, you are a fucking retard.

Jamaicans are niggers. You've obviously never heard of Jamaican machete gangs

You obviously don't realize we have tons of jamaicans here, they are pretty awesome.

They are loyal to the crown unlike most of the other mud races.

Feels good to be a leaf.

Feels even better to be 100% white.

Half-breeds btfo

P1, yes mad

>father was a hippy during his youth, still a pacifist, has chronic pain disorder and type 2 diabetes (no family history) due to his wasted younger years
>absolutely no ambition, went with "the flow of things"
>mostly Scottish, 1/4 German and some Danish

>mother was just someone who went where life took her, selfish, found out after she died that she had at least on affair (remember the rule with women: any number of men they say, multiplied by three)
>mostly Irish, with some Welsh and English

>both were smokers since their teenage years
>both drank alcohol, had been drunk many times
>both smoked weed in their youth, done magic mushrooms
>father had Olympic potential in judo and weightlifting
>instead decided to fuck around DUDE WEED LMAOing and wasting his youth

>be me
>only one in the family with innate fashy views
>only one with some fucking ambition and drive
>aversion to homos, always felt uncomfortable around nonwhites except for Flips and East Asians, wanted to live in
>grew up in the countryside but not too far out of town
>always wanted to be a fighter
>parents wouldn't let me do any of the sports I wanted, even weightlifting
>despite being perfectly behaved, never got a chance at anything
>younger brother got to try anything he wanted, including things I wanted to do
>fat fuck ambitionless brother decided to be a fat fuck sitting in front of video games eating crap to become an even fatter and lazier fuck

They're no different than your average black from the US. They also cause all sort of trouble in Toronto.

Not from my experience, it's the somalis and other blacks you have to watch out for, every jamaican I know just plays video games and smokes weed like the rest of us.

>Mom has Spanish bloood
>Dad is typical Mexican Indian

Brothers and sisters are blonde and white skinned, I'm light skin and jet black hair.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

>One chance at life
>Ass Burgers

Feeling Schizophrenic?

Autistic?

Retarded?

Inferior?

Such Poetic Justice.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Tell Me All About The Voices In Your Head, Boys.

"how is he doing that?"

As It Turns Out, God Is Asian And Black. Whites Were The Inferior Race After All.

>Father is German
>Mother is Polish/Russian

Feels good, man.

I'm Italian and Irish

Time For The Inmates To Run The Asylum. Race War Now. But It Won't Have The Result You Wanted, Oh No.

Trump Won, But It Won't Have The Result You Wanted, Oh No.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

"Be Careful What You Wish For."

WE WAZ GOD AND SHIIIIIEEEEEET

Are you serious?
What is wrong with you people.

Oh, On The Contrary, You Are Just A Lunatic.

I Own You Now. Walk, Slave. This Is Your Karma.

Hol up, so u be sayin me patois is nah perfect? Guess i bettah prepare fi dem life of poverty now

black afro-american here

>dad's dark as night
>mom could almost pass for white

I don't know anything about my family's actual history though. Somehow I inherited red facial hair

Don't Talk Like One Of Them, You're Not. Even If You'd Like Me To Be. To Them, You're Just A Freak. Like Me. They Need You Right Now. But When They Don't, They'll Cast You Out, Like A Leper. See, Their Morals, Their Code, It's A Bad Joke. Dropped At The First Sign Of Trouble.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Me too

You forgot to mention the crippling autism you obviously suffer from

>eventually became addicted to vidya because it's all I was allowed to do and was my only outlet
>if my younger brother didn't get what he wanted, he'd cry or chuck a fit until he got it
>I was always above that stupid shit
>whenever I'd ask to try something, I'd be told no but my brother would later ask and be allowed
>he would continually shaft me out of things and lie to my parents about misdeeds so I'd get into trouble for nothing

Most people, my family included, are just mice in a maze. They just follow life's path. And then there are eagles like me, who wanted to fly, and the frightened mice sought to tear the feathers from my wings. People hate somebody who wants to better themself.

So now I'm a 21 year old NEET waiting to die because I've got about 8 months to go due to my bad health (resulting from lack of exercise, malnutrition and second hand smoke inhalation). So much for having an alright looking face, being smart, blue eyes and being the toughest kid for my first six years.

If your parents are hippies, a genetic head start will mean absolutely fuck all if those filthy fucking cucks drag you down to their level.

>when you arent sure if youre supposed to use a rake or a rope

They're Only As Good As The World Allows Them To Be. I'll Show You, When The Chips Are Down, These... These Civilized People? They'll Eat Each Other.

See, I'm Not A Monster.

I'm Just Ahead Of The Curve.

"Be Careful What You Wish For."

I Am God.

Enjoy World War 3, Racist Scum.

This Is Your Karma.

I Rule Your Universe Now.

This Is My Universe.

I don't see the problem

>tfw people actually accepting on /pol they are not cumskin

How Ironic That It Was An Asian Who Summoned Kek On 9/27/14, And He Was Crucified For Doing So, By The Whites.

Well, Be Careful What You Wish For.

What Goes Around, Comes Around.

How Does Nuclear Annihilation Sound To All Of You?

>calling your own parents niggers for validation points on an anonymous Mongolian smoke signal forum

Today I have witnessed a whole new level of pathetic

White Genocide Was A Myth, Now We Can Make It A Reality.

Ha.

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Ha.

Should've Played Nice, Kids.

Pure Persian, its alright but at least i'm not half-breed.

K-KEEP ME POSTED

Feeling Funny?

You See...

It's All Just A Big Joke.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

hey cunts, lets talk about the CIA discord.gg/GPrjG

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mmmm, vindication.

HA.

HA.

HA.

Oh WELL you sure showed us. Anecdotes are better than empirical evidence after all.

The CIA Are Just A Bunch Of Schizophrenic Losers Who Think That They Are 'god'. But They Are Not.

Ha.

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>Most people, my family included, are just mice in a maze. They just follow life's path. And then there are eagles like me, who wanted to fly, and the frightened mice sought to tear the feathers from my wings. People hate somebody who wants to better themself.

Oh, I Sure Showed You Indeed.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Looks Like I Got The Last Laugh After All.

But Nobody Will Believe You.

Wouldn't Want To Be Institutionalized, Would You?

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Why do Canadians bait so much? Seriously.
Is it one guy doing it?
Or do Canadians bait each other in the streets too?

native french leaf here
think i might be fucked

>Most people, my family included, are just mice in a maze. They just follow life's path. And then there are eagles like me, who wanted to fly, and the frightened mice sought to tear the feathers from my wings. People hate somebody who wants to better themself.

>So now I'm a 21 year old NEET

Hahahaha holy shit. Thanks for the fresh pasta!

Oh, This Is So Much Fun. Now I'll Just Sit Back And Watch The World Burn.

Well Memed, Lads.

Nice Job.

How's White Supremacy Working Out For All Of You Now?

As It Turns Out, Whites Are Merely A Bunch Of Schizophrenic Children Playing God.

It Is Time For Them To Be Punished.

I Think Some Institutionalization Is In Order.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

I Win.

The Demiurge Is Dead, Forever.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

>Italian
>Polish
>Norwegian
>Czech

Half breeds voluntarily submit to servitude to whites

Should Never Have Interfered, Losers.

Ha.

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Ha.

Mmm... ANARCHY.

MMM... CHAOS.

NOW I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

HA.

HA.

HA.

fedora post/10
well meme'd lad

Here's A Little Music To "Enlighten" The Mood. Could Say That It's "Illuminating."

youtube.com/watch?v=TOrnUquxtwA

HA.

HA.

HA.

"Nice" Joke.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

This Man That I Am Quoting Is Schizophrenic, And He Is About To Go Cut His Dick And Balls Off, Because I Just Said So.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Am I Speaking In Riddles? Metaphor? Speaking In Tongues? Truth?

The World May Never Know.

Thus Is The Fate Of Those Who Perpetuate Ignorance.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

MMMMM, CHAOS.

>when you are dumb burger
>get shot
>ghost sharts in mart

POO

Wew lad. Sometimes I feel bad for being some mystery hybrid (seriously I'm not sure what race I am), but at least I'm not a nigger.

>TEEHEE
Heh...nothin personnal kid
>gets shot

Skolt Saami on my mom's side, so we look like pale, blue eyed, blond Asians and all the males have died of Nasu-Hakola by 45.

Dad's side is prone to alcoholism and all sorts of Finnish Hereditary Diseases.

No Latvian woman will ever love me.

>but at least I'm not a nigger.
i have to remember to put that on my tombstone

Yes likewise, I enjoyed your anecdotes as well. I wish most of the white trash slavs and inbred french would stop calling themselves white on Sup Forums. Just because you are white doesn't mean you have more of a right to be here than anyone else, this country was built by the british, not fucking inbred white trash from every corner of the globe.

You guys think you have it rough? I'm Russian/Irish

Pure blooded Indian (looking to keep it that way), i.e +10 int -10 str -5 cha

Studied my ass off, was basically raised by the computer as both parents worked.
Studying at a top college
Astounded by the number of NYC echos there are here
Starting doing starting strength a couple months ago.
Did 23 and me + prometheus
Im 7x more likely to go bald and have bad anxiety with a moderate amount of coffee. Pretty clean otherwise.

>Just because you are white doesn't mean you have more of a right to be here than anyone else
come on Tyrone, let's be real

Yes let's be real, over half the whites in the country are inbred (east coasters) and almost half of all canadians have some sort of disability. Yes that's right HALF.

The whites in Canada are fucking retards so for you to throw stones at jamaicans is rich.

waste of a full house.
Also, [CITATION NEEDED]

>mom is blonde hair blue eye white woman
>dad is an Anglo/ native.
It's not too bad and could be much worse.

Are you of british decent? If not you have no say in regards to Canada and who gets to come and go. This country is built for british citizens, mud races included.

Here is your facts buddy

Just over 1/3rd so almost half

statcan.gc.ca/pub/89-654-x/89-654-x2013002-eng.htm

I have no states for inbreds but I'm pretty sure frenchies and newfs are inbred.

A FUCKING POT LEAF

I'm Spaniard and Egyptian

>Mum is Italian. Blonde hair and brown eyes
>Dad is Greek. Brown hair and green eyes
>Me: half Italian half Greek. Light brown hair and green eyes
>tfw you won the genetic lottery

Woolie?

>1% kike DNA

Mom is a kike and dad is a drip

Yep fucked

They bate each other in the streets.

>Son is a kiwi and a sheepshagger

come on Tavarious, these 3 "disabilities"
>Learning
>Developmental
>Unknown
could just be resumed as "being a nigger" so that hardly counts now, does it. That's affirmative action for you, niggers go to school and all of a sudden they're throwing statistics at you.

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>mfw I discovered my family were very rich slave owners in Charleston, SC.

Maybe we wouldn't need to import so many skilled workers if almost half of the whites weren't pretending to be retarded and on welfare...

Sounds like your mom is part Irish.
The only "dark as night" people I've ever seen is in Seattle.

Please give me evidence of them bieng same as blacks in U.S. like stats. because the trouble makers here are somali.

>import so many skilled workers
>skilled
>workers
nice meme

Only thing jamaicans are known for in Canada is shitting out turd-shaped humanoids every 9 months and then abandoning them. Also they're the secret weapon in case you want the property value in your neighborhood to plummet for whatever reason.

>Mother has German ancestry
>Dad has Dutch ancestry and a kick ass last name
Too bad my big sis is squandering our legacy by burning coal.