There is literally nothing wrong with self defense

There is literally nothing wrong with self defense.

There is literally nothing wrong with a good offensive attack.
>The best defense is a good offense

I concur

No argument here...

What will you ever use that for?
#BanAssaultForks

Be careful with that fork, cuckistan, you don't want the bobbies coming round to confiscate that deadly weapon.

Self defence, obviously.

>tfw having a picture of an un-neutered AR would get my doggo shot
Such is life in California.

Why do you even need 4 prongs on a fork? It's time for common sense fork control

Guns kill more innocent people in accidential discharges than save lives

Oi!

>innocent people
I don't buy it.

Not allowed a concealed fork that consists of prongs more than a few millimetres in distance. And certainly not a metal one, we're not psychos.

Based on what evidence?

That's not a fork... That's a two bladed assault knife. Call the fucking EU, I am pretty sure that is a war crime overthere!

>double pronged
that better not be sawed-off, mate

You know what? It's time for a fork ban! This is all you'll ever need. But you need a permit first :^)

>duplicate image posted

You have got to be kidding me, I went to upload the exact same image. Are you me?

Aw come on mate, how am I supposed to protect my family with that?

trudeau approved.

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Kek
Not with pic related

I can defend my home, and cut pizza. feelsgoodman

>"Don't be a dork, bin that spork!"

Sure if you want your enemies to win all over your floor and maybe part of a wall.

Get a rape whistle license, just dont blow on it too hard or you will have to pay a fine, and keep it in seperate pieces, lest someone use it to do harm

We can't have whistles any more, we tried it but then every time an assault took place, a spontaneous football match would cause havoc for commuters.

There is no way of knowing how many times niggers thought twice about mugging you because you may have a CW in your pocket. That argument is invalid.

what the hell...

Kek
>Don't be a loon, use a spoon

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You play football in the UK? I thought you played soccer.

Self-defense remains the best way to defend oneself without resorting to the help of others.

Is that a fucking assault spoon?

Nobody on Sup Forums can disagree with this. The exception being shitposters.

> thought twice about
As opposed to how many times such niggers were *actually* stopped in the commission of a crime.

>Pose for photo with knives
>Photo taken; cease posing
>Return deadly assault cutlery to on-body facilities
>A hungry bin committed suicide that night

>You play football in the UK? I thought you played soccer.
I'll have to pass that along, might be why we keep losing in international competitions.

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Tell that to the state of Jew York and Jew York City.
I fucking hate Hate HATE HATE this city.

That is actually a pretty neat little novelty.

right...

Put that away, before your dad finds you, you shit.

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The most powerful thing about having an option to conseal carry is the detriment factors that come in play. In other words, it spooks the spooks.

No those are legal...for now
However knives have to go! I mean it's nearly 2017 for fucks sake, not the 1700s

Glock spoon at that! Metal detectors can't detect it. Hope you are using a proxy mate!

>conseal carry
They detect this using their spidey senses..

I get it.
I too have been in need of a cake server without wanting to wait for it to be safely delivered after the appropriate checks have been met, but that's no reason to defile a perfectly good spoon.

>defile
No, that was a refile.

You can't tell me what to do anymore user

IS THAT AN AR-15?!?!? WTF IM LITERALLY SHAKING, NOT EVEN JOKING

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Oh yes.. It even has that thing that goes up.

Then leave.
>B-but I can't!
You can do whatever you have to do, but whatever you don't do, is on you.

Ur a monster, i hope you know ur on the wrong side of history

Well at least it's not a spoon.

You sir are an idiot.
Accidental discharge get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

People can't be trusted with weapons

Except if you live in California, then you're not allowed to do it.

Accidental discharges don't exist, negligent is the word you were looking for.

dubs... There is NO SUCH THING as an accidental discharge. Negligent discharge is the appropriate term

Which is what we also call mostly all gun related suicides

Great minds think like me

There is no spoon

Save it for the judge.