How is Sup Forums not a Sikh board yet?

How is Sup Forums not a Sikh board yet?

>Sikh's are uber-nationalists
>Sikhism means no haircuts
>Sikhism means you can carry a dagger around with you at all times
>Sikhism is a religion for warriors and heroes
>Sikhs hate Muslims
>Gurdwaras (Sikh churches) give out free, home cooked food
>You get to wear a Turban
>Sikhs are ok with gays

If you haven't already, convert to Sikhism today, or else you're a disgrace.

>All Sikhs are pajeets
>A good chunk live in Canada
>Women have beards
>Towelheads

>Women have beards
can confirm

>Lies
>Yes, there is a big population of Sikhs in Canada but leafs can attest to how awesome they are
>False, see pic
>Yes, and?

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Because Protestant Christianity is the only legitimate religion.

>Pic related is a Pajeet
>Leaf
>See
>Towelheads
>Ok with faggots

Not true

Anyone can convert to Sikhism

The basic teaching of the religion is "don't be a cunt"

Only an Aryan woman can give birth to a White nationalist.

want moar?

>Catholics hate you
>Mormons hate you
>Orthodox hate you
>All of them except Mormonism came before Protestantism
>Martin Luther was a retard
>HUR DUR MUH PROTESTANTISM IS SUPERIOR!!!!

You're autistic

>Cherrypicking

grain of truth, some of them have mustaches

The Church of Harambe is the only true religion.

It's really not a big deal though, many people, especially women don't completely adhere to the no cutting or trimming of the hair rule, and even if they did, most women don't have the hormones to grow a beard, or even a mustache really, it's not much of a problem at all.

agree, this is totally natural and if you think there is something wrong with it, you are a facist

>ChErRy PiCkInG

Sikhs around here are decent. I was told by a friend that the the Sikh temple is where to go in a SHTF scenario.

You do understand that most women have noticeable facial hair if they don't shave regularly, right? Or are you just a virgin and have never seen a women's face close up?

>You do understand that most women have noticeable facial hair if they don't shave regularly, right? Or are you just a virgin and have never seen a women's face close up?
WTH THEY'RE NOT LIKE IN MY ANIME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

why is it so easy to trigger sikhs?
Are they overly sensitive, or are they experiencing stubble burn from their women?

Post a white women liking coloured dick post, watch yourself get 100 replies in 20 minutes. If you want to see triggering, aim for whites.

Keep talking Tyrone

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Ctrl-F "bro tier" not found

Sikhs are bro-tier

>Buddhism
>Heathen teir

Thank god she is obviously a Northern Indian, thus Aryan :)

I'm curious as to where you all put Luthernism in that big ol' list

>tfw you will never have a beautiful bearded sikh woman to polish your kirpan and wash your turban

Funny since my dad was a Lutheran pastor, but converted to Catholic.

I think Lutherans belong in the bro tier. They have a couple of the sacraments, still, and liturgy like the kyrie etc.

Always liked when my dad sang the latin stuff.

Not those fucking liberals in ELCA, though. (lutheran lefties).

LCMS ftw.

>Sikhism is a religion for warriors and heroes
So where is their country?

Sikhs are great and all, but they did 9/11, so fuck them.

>jainism gets to use a swastika
That's just not fair.

>Sikh's are uber-nationalists
Can confirm, research

What i meant to say was research Jarnail Singh Bhindranwale

Nice bait friendo

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