Religion

So, what religions are you guys?

Born and raised in a sikh family. I'm not a baptised sikh I don't have a turban and long beard. But my grandfather does. Im not that religious as I should be but I try to be a good person I guess :p

I was talking to a despairing Hillary supporter and he was lamenting a lot of things. I said: Well, maybe when you die and go to heaven you'll get all the answers to these mysteries. He said: "Nah, I don't believe in that."

>Well, that's shitty.

Nothing, religion or even working on the assumption of the absence of religion is a futile task to occupy yourself with, all that time could be spend on becoming an actual better human being

Both of shintoism and buddhism

Masonic.

Hermeticism.

Tibetan style Buddhist.

>falling for the believing jew

Good goyim.

Tengrist nigga

I had an awesome dream about a glowing blue Thoth long before I knew shit about Egyptian mythology

really thakes you mink

I'm transreligious

you should do it. it will trigger many mudshits

Greek Orthodox

born in a moderate muslim family, I was myself a muslim until highschool. I couldn't believe the quran and decided to leave Islam. Now I'm a deist.

You are a fucking liar.

None. You're all idiots.

oh no I gotta defend myself. Here let me whip out my official Tengrist card and prove it to you

Muslim here

All you christcucks that are trinitarian can enjoy your hell fire for thinking God literally has a divine son that came out of some woman's vagina

Cult of Kek

Atheist (not a cucked one though)

says the guy who believes his sand monkey merchant prophet rode a fucking flying donkey

What kind of evil fucker lies on the internet and doesn't admit it?

You worship a moon god, nigger.

You moon God also had three daughters who Muhammad considered worthy of praise despite being idols before lying to all of his followers by saying that the devil told him to do it despite the fact he is supposed to be the perfect man, when in reality not only is he a lying cunt but also epistemological an imperfect person.

I consider myslef Taoist

Muslim

I converted in jail to get better treatment

None. Religion is just a way to control people--make them feel superior to others and promise them eternal life so they'll fight for their country.

Moar believable than believing god had to sacrifice some evolved ape to forgive mankind instead of doing it himself.

Stay cucked m8

you literally worship a rock and a pedo, you seriously think your words matter to me

Kekism

Your people are good:)

It is only Islam that I can't tolerate, or even Arabs in General. Actually, Muslim Indonesians don't trigger same emotional response as Arabs do, regardless of religious background. I think it truly is how Arabs interact with others that make me fear.

Tell any mudslimes this and they'll shut the fuck up

Born to a sikh family but I'm not very involved with believing in the religion itself, moreso that God exists and just laughs at us for dividing ourselves among different interpretations of Him. I'd just like to be a good person but I find it difficult since I feel a lot of hostility and negativity is created easily, maybe as obstacles? But I give into it, letting them grow. I don't believe I've sinned but I fear I might, seeing how chaotic the world is becoming and I fear that I will be pushed into a position in the future which will determine my fate.

Shinto. It's the only way to be. I worship rocks and trees and shit.

None.

You might call me an atheist, but I realised a few years back caring about what my religion and beliefs are was not something that I valued.

I care more about life now, rather than whether there is or isn't life after this one.

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> Islam
> Religion

Nope.

Shiite muslim

>tfw shiit Muslim

Shiite Islam
Best Islam

(((Atheist))))

>You might call me an atheist, but I realised a few years back caring about what my religion and beliefs are was not something that the demon I let into my life, valued.

fukken weeaboo

>falling for the "verb adverb or noun" jew

Ismaili Muslim

Why would it trigger us?

I am an apatheist. I don't think it matters if there's god or not, or all that crap.
When I see media making shit up, lying about everything, our countries getting destroyed by globalist bankers etc I don't think to myself ''hmm...is god real? should I cut off my foreskin hmm????''
It doesn't matter to me. I want what's best for me and my people.
Whether or not god or what kind of god exists has no relevance to my life. I don't care enough to try and prove or disprove the existence of god.
What I believe is that Seth Rich was killed by Democrats, and they need to pay for it. What I believe is the Snowden leaks that showed that in private US government considers Israel to be the biggest threat to national security, but in public they claim Russia is the biggest threat.
That's what I believe in.

Born with it or converted?

>Jews like it so it is wrong

Zoroastrian

Yes, I'm serious

No, I'm not being edgy

It is.
>Not knowing the difference between Hebephilia and Paedophillia in 2016
>not realizing the rest of his wives were older than him

Any age past puberty didn't matter in arab culture.

Born with it.

>implying that jews like the Islamic resistance
Do you even have a brain?

No.

I worship Zamorak and Bandos

i am a Unitarian Universalist.

I worship myself

This is the only real answer no matter what you worship

Christian.
Came to it reluctantly after trying different faiths and searching.

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I-is heresy-tier acceptable?

Mormon master race here?

Depends which?

Born or converted?

> 2016
> still falling for the Christ Jew

For now, but your going to be sol during the next inquisition

>tfw born as a Jdub

Fucking cult.

Pagan

> appalled at pizza revelations, and how liberal elite and rank and file could be complicit in coverup
> unironically catholic
> liberal pope

Used to be an atheist, converted to Non-denominational Christianity during college.

>6 is past puberty

>all these heathen religions
Only Orthodox Christianity is allowed , fuck off you anime-worshipping cucks.

Jewish

Deist. Did I err?

(((iconoclasm)))
why should i believe someone who powers their brain solely on the nutrients found in sunflower seed?

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Did I state anywhere, that I was an atheist? Don't think so, dimwit.

Buddhist / Kekist

>he doesn't have an icon in every room of his house
I eat pumpkin too

I didn't mean to reply to you... Heh...

What the fuck kinda autist makes these?

>Heathen tier
>Not knowing what a Heathen is
>Including things that aren't Heathen in Heathen tier
>Including Judaism in heresy tier
>Being butthurt about people relying on science
>Being Catholic

I doubt it.

Do you reckon yo could pass a quiz on the Prose Edda? Not that a pagan needs to be able to do that. It just makes you look like less of a LARPer if you do.

Forgive my Autism, I've always been curious how many people are LARing and how many are serious.

>>Being butthurt about people relying on science

You don't understand scientism

Semi-Christian

>Wotan mit uns!

>Freemasonry
>Witchcraft

FUCKING HOW?!

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preach brother! Infidels are gonna got roasted soon.

Sunni Muslim. Wanna hang out and grab some tea?

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They're trying to distract us.

so your mom doesnt wash her dirty knickers in the washine machine? did you drink coffee and shit

More respect if you get baptised.

Deist

Could Christians pass a quiz about everything in the bible? I doubt it, well except the zealots. I read a large part of the edda once, read books about paganism and traditions of old, make sacrifices, celebrate most pagan festivals, which are basically the same or extremely similar to the Catholic ones and do my best to live up to the nine noble virtues and follow the wisdom the Havamal.

Kekism

I'm a religion-fluid ATM!

Not sure, if I had to chose one. Grew up Mormon, up until about age 10, then my parents (and by extension, me) stopped with that. I hold NO residual beliefs from that religion today.

Honestly, I don't even know where to start. I'm only 20, so I'm still learning about life itself. Religion strikes me as confusing, and very immersive. I'm a religious noob, so to speak. I live in America, so always been around Christians.

I guess if I had a chart of all the religions and their descriptions, traits, merits, and beliefs I could select one I most closely identify with. I just, just really don't know where to start.

I'm in the weird spot; In between believing in some form of "higher power", and believing in no gods or deities, only man. That being said, I'm not a soulless, faithless husk of flesh and bone. I have the inclination to understand the fabric of the living soul, and this predisposes me to find interest in things like Astrology and what not, for recreation of course.

Maybe my higher power is getting blasted on beer and thinking about the entirety of humankind's struggle. Fuck me solid lads.

Voodoo mixed with Brahmanism

Well it's not perfect but it's better than agnosticism.
What makes you think God hasn't influenced though?

Try looking into Orthodoxy.

christian chatolic here

Blue level shitty god or red level satan worshiper?

Hinduism.