How to accurately identify jews?

>tfw someone you actually care about might be part Jewish.
Anyone else know this feel? What do Sup Forums, I know the rules, not one drop.

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What's the last name?

Hensley. Blonde haired blue eyed girl, says she's German. Apparently the last name comes from a germania part of Southern England. Mom looks a lot like a jew though.

Consider one of the following:
1. Suicide
2. Changing sides.
If Sup Forums has taught me anything, it's that even the smallest connection to Judaism automatically makes you part of the global conspiracy, so why not embrace it?

just ask them if they care about israel or like sinefield

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never trust them

A dns test can accurately tell.

Other than that if you dont have a big nose and weak jawline you cant tell.
Do you have relatives with breast cancer?

I'm not jewish, it's someone else unrelated to me. She looks pure Aryan but her mother looks like a jew.

>Yfw OP is a neckbeard with semen stains on his shirt.

Na sounds like a gentile name.

tell them you have a source of goyim blood, should they need any for passover.

if they dont immediately try to haggle down the price, despite you not naming a price, then they arent a jew.

Hard to tell. She's pretty far right wing and has said a couple of anti semitic things. But I met her mother and god she looks like kike lord supreme

What's the problem? You have to be joking surely.

Idk, I'm kinda buzzed rn so I'm probably half serious, half being a faggot

Just ask if she's a Jew.

True but I guess I'm just afraid of the answer I might get.

The nose knows

Measure their heads.

>tfw Jewish

Wonder when i'll get the emails about the new world order.

don't be a tard. A certain group of jewish elites are the problem, not every jew or half jew on the planet.

There's no such thing as "part jewish". Either you're a fucking kike who has to shit on everything other peoples do or not. No middle ground

There was apparently an extension for Chrome that would identify Jewish surnames by highlighting them, but it got removed.

Anyone have it?

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