You guys know the NSA is watching Sup Forums, right?
And they're not after individuals. They are interested in the groupthink. They want to not only datamine, but also observe the collectively understand our nationalistic pursuits towards a fascist state.
All it wants is to observe and use what it learns in its subversive undemocratic practices. So be careful what you share on here, for all of our sakes.
- user (who knows people you don't)
CIA here. Don't believe this guy. the NSA is only to make sure shitskins don't blow shit up. Trust us, were your guys.
FBI here. Trust no one.
Is (((cia))) /our guy/ ?
>assuming everyone on Sup Forums agreed with eachother.
ASIO here, we are really the ones assigned to monitor Sup Forums from the 5 eyes.
We only do things that will help the new emerging state around here. So what are they watching for, us to identify the next degenerates and subversives? Happy to help. Bring back the House UnAmerican Activities Committee while we're at it.
NSA here, don't listen to these jagwads from FBI and CIA
drunk here, no one cares, none of this matters, don't fuck with me I'm just here to get my fake news from a source I trust
Oh shit they know I have stupid opinions and like to jack off to some weird yet perfectly legal shit.
Oh no.
We're not afraid to die because we don't have lives.
Oh no CSIS knows I have a huge collection of cartoon frog pictures
The CIA doesn't deal with that.
You're thinking of the DIA. At least get your acronyms right.
So we convert these fags from the nsa to loli loving shit posters?
FBI is already /ourguy/ and I'm sure the cucked white male nerds who work for the NSA would love to be granted a blond haired blue eyed wife as an officer in the 4th Reich.
We don't NOT know,some of us might even care.
Fuck 'em all.
If they knew who I was and what I did, they'd be permanently mindfucked.
Our "handlers" are less prepared for the truth than the dumb masses are. Precisely why we're at a stalemate.
Wouldn't they have done tons of that long ago??? They can't only just be getting on that now can they?
There isn't enough autism in the entire Agency to even begin to comprehend what goes on here.
Too late, they're here in time to watch paid shills talking amongst each other before heading out to Starbucks. Alphabet agencies are going to be pissed because they can't even come here for fun anymore. I wouldn't mind our new govt provided content but it's boring as fuck
But seriously guys, don't be stupid. Do you know what this place actually is?
I also have seen the movie Snowden.
>actually
Is just a narrative NSAbro.
Narratives are like clouds...They sometimes take the shape you want.
stale ass image.
I was here back then too.
I've always been the care taker.
Translate of the letter:
The jebs are imunitoriun this ethereal.
Pareidolia is a hell of a drug. Would it surprise you to know that no human actually knows what they're doing?
Hey NSA I hear the faggots in the CIA called you all cucks
Better go fuck them up or something
Maybe release their porn-browsing habbits
First time I saw it was in a thread about some dude seeking amnesty at the Iranian embassy. Supposedly he had proof that Shell petro was laundering money into ISIS.
Nothing ever came of it though :^)
cia? that :^) face is so out of touch
will trump make it into office
Yo NSA, I can't remember my squaresoft password and I keep getting the secret question wrong to reset. Can you email my password to me?
You know where.
I'm out of touch? No, it is the children who are wrong.
He will, barring a truly unforseen calamity. His compliance with expanding our Defense interests is assured. That is a very important component for the people who realize what our true "enemy" is.
I'll give you a hint - nuclear disarmament is a meme for the common folk.
I know the FBI does, but the FBI are /ourguys/
CIA are niggers and NSA are SJW retards.
NSA
If yer going to try and blend in ya gotta follow the rules
Tits or GTFO
benis?
poo poo?
pee pee?
how does benis into the bagina?
wad secreds are they hiding?
I would be more interested if they wouldn't watch Sup Forums. Then we would be so worthless that even NSA doesn't care.
And what's your point? They have been watching this site the past 10 years.