Join us, goyim

Trust me. All we want is sovereignty over the Land of Israel and good trade relations with your countries. Israel is a positive force in the region since we are willing to work with you in subduing the Muslims if you will send troops. We both want the same goal.

We are not much different than you, goyim. We may be His chosen people, but we were all made in His image.

Now that Israel's government is more right-wing than ever, and Donald Trump will be President of the United States, the time to act is now. Let's get rid of Assad, plunge Syria into a failed state, destroy ISIS, and weaken Iran.

All we need is your troops.

I support this message. Your help is greatly appreciated, goyim. Israel will spread wealth and innovation around the world, leaving Muslims behind in the Stone Age.

Thank you for your brave men and women who help us all work toward a better world for all mankind.

>Trust me, Turks. All we want is you to kill our Armenian banking rivals and you will have a massive pan-Turkic empire bound by blood and faith.
>Trust me, Germans. All we want is you to help us destroy Russia. Just put Lenin in the sealed train and you will have your place in the sun.
>Trust me, Brits. All we want is you to help us destroy Germany, and let us have a homeland in Palestine. Then your empire and economic dominance will be secure.
and of course
>Trust me, Romans. Just nail Jesus to this cross and we will stop making trouble. You won't have a revolt on your hands if you just kill this guy.

Look at those (((goys)))!!!

So who is allowed in Israel afterwards?

I believe only Jews should be citizens, but that foreigners should be protected under the law and allowed to work and live here legally.

what if the Jews knew that Christianity would eventually bring freedom through the early United States?

jew tactics best tactics

nobody fucking knew about america in the year 0 BC you mong

you underestimate the power of (((them)))

Trust me jew. All we want is sovereignty and a white Europe. National socialism is a positive force in the West. Please get in the oven and check for yourself, how high end our technology is!

No.

Promptly fuck off you kike scum.

not gonna lie, that made me kek

Do it

>Armenian banking rivals

Fucking rare as fuck!

Everything east of the euphrates could become zoroastrian again and the middle east would once again be stable.

If you wanna remove the muzzies then godspeed, I guess, but why should we give a shit

RARE
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If all the Jews went to Israel and minded their business then I wouldn't have problem with you. Instead you meddle in other nations affairs, subvert other cultures, and corrupt the youth of other nations.

Trump will help you and your people.

Israel truly is our greatest ally.

Give everything west of Euphrates to Syria and Lebanon, Israel can die.
The destruction of (((Israel))) will end chaos in the middle east.

Typical Amerigoy

I hope Iran nukes you.

Antioch, Jerusalem and Alexandria are rightfully part of the Pentapolis. To concede the citizenship rights of Christians to whom these cities are their homes would be an abomination to God.

Absolutely this.
Israel is a parasite on the west, forcing us to be in conflict with Muslims so Jews can play us off each other so Jews can gain more power

GAS THE JEWS

>Israel is a positive force in the region
I never understood this. It makes every country there mad as fuck.

This could also work

anti semite!!!!

Muslims are mad at everything m8. The middle east could be one large Shia paradise but they'd still be angry at somebody for killing all the Sunnis

I wish that Persia would drop Islam

I know some non Islamic Iranians and they're actually very intelligent based hard working people

I actually wanted to join Israel military forces but found out that I can't because I am not jewish by faith.

There's nothing worse than a leftist, self-hating Jew.
Jesus got what he deserved.
A job well done by the Romans.

You're completely right, Israel exists to incite anger from middle easterners who hate having their land stolen, which results in Europe and USA persecuting middle easterners in order to make their Jewish masters happy
The west and middle east fighting makes Jews stronger and the West and middle east weaker

If you seriously thought of this, KYS.

What if I fuck your sister and marry her? Will I be able to be a citizen?

You are constantly fucking your best ally, you sneaky bastard.

literally never heard of you before. time for some wiki!

Just saw a Parts Unknown episode where Bourdain was in Vietnam. Your food looks amazing. Too bad I'm a poorfag and will never have the means to travel and eat your food.

Nazitallica: NUKE EM ALL

That elephant needs some capitalism on him. He is the shit elephant party after all

But Jesus didn't hate the Jews and wasn't self-hating.
Jews hated him pointing out their hypocrisy. So even then, the Jews are in the wrong. Selling out one of their own. Cowardice.

Will people be able to convert to Judaism?

John 8:44 KJV Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.

Seems kinda hateful to me