Narrate the rest of his nightmarish life

Narrate the rest of his nightmarish life.

asking for a friend

Consuela, his wife, has to take a job as a cleaning lady at the white house.

Kills self January 21, 2017
Forgotten January 23, 2017

Guaclarian Jihad.

The Guac must flow.

If you watch game of thrones, Jeb really resembles Theon's arc and the descent into "Reek"

evil jeb when?

>puts on 50 pounds of muscle
>grows thick beard
>gets laser eye surgery
>becomes high energy
>creates the Guac Party
>wins 2020 election
>crowns himself God-Emperor
>kills all dissenters including Trump
>brings about a golden era for the rest of mankind

...

> VR technology continues to develop
> 2020 sees the release of iPresident, The Ultimate Virtual Politcal Experience
> Yeb wastes away living out his dreams in his parents basment after Columbia leaves him

2019: the surge reaches its peak and donald trump announces he will stand down for the waxing of a new age.
2020: jeb is elected in a landslide against chelsea clinton who is acting as a surrogate for her mother. Hillary exists as the most-advanced deep learning net to date, created as an experiment by academia and an effort by the foundation to preserve their right and honourable head. Voters are wary of voting in the child of "Big Sister."
2021 1/2: Jeb delivers his inaugural address to the largest crowd to date. Chips and guac are offered as free fare.
2021 2/2: Bipartisan dissent in government grows as Jeb approaches policymaking with the motto of "SLOW AND STEADY." Trouble brews in Russia as their computing infrastructure is repeatedly breached and subsequently brought down by unknown attackers. Jeb took awhile to react which raises suspicions even in light of his mantra.
2022: A relatively calm year. Guac prices are lowest in years, and everyone is loving Cinco de Mayo.
2023: Russia has uncovered that Big Sister is behind the attacks. She has been carefully planting spiders to crawl sensitive servers under the guise of drivers and collect data, which she retrieves manually upon her next attack. War is declared on the United States because the Jeb administration fails to negotiate extradition of her multi-room computing cluster in a timely fashion.

2024 1/3: America is in full-on war from within as Big Sister has seized control of all computing devices in the nation. Jeb leads the front as Grand Commander of the Human Resistance. Sup Forums has created a splinter faction of redpilled computers aligned with humans that want to drain the network. The second Internet is born again but is low-functioning due to compromised infrastructure. Russia has stood down, refusing to get involved whatsoever.
2024 2/3: Donald Trump rises out of hiding to assist Jeb in locking her cooling systems up. They unite under the banner of MAKE AMERICA HUMAN AGAIN. The first pepe is sent over the second Internet.
2024 3/3: Jeb is slain in combat while dismantling Big Sister Killary, but his squadron is successful in liberating the United States. No election is held ever again, as his Magic Avocado Pit (a most prized possession) was discovered amongst his things in the White House. It henceforth acts as the guiding voice for the United States.

Feel free to add in or rewrite details for years.

>Guac party

hawt

>turns in the rest of the Bushes for their pizzagate connections
>praised as American hero
>wins in 2024

What do you mean by nightmarish?

Just take a look at 2028!

I heard he just cry wanks all day.

30 years from now, Jeb Bush wakes up to find himself 30 years younger. Checking the calendar, he finds it's June 14th, 2015. Before he can even wonder what's happened, Neil deGrasse Tyson appears before him. "Jeb, you've entered a temporal flux and landed back in 2015!"
"How do I get out?" Jeb asks.
"According to my scienculations, you'll be transported back on February 20th next year. But listen, anything you do here will directly change the future, so you have to do everything the same as you did before. Do not change anything or the results may be catastrophic!"
As Black Science Guy disappears, a single tear runs down Jeb's cheek. He doesn't know if he has the energy to go through all that again.

she ends up sucking Trump's dick and loves going to the white house to polish it with her mouth

>brings about a guacen era for the rest of mankind
ftfy

Trump won't touch her with a ten foot pole

>Electors go rogue
>Congress appoints Jeb as POTUS

Well played Yeb! Slow and steady indeed.

Checked