Meta-analysis of longitudinal health studies indicate coffee is strong carcinogen

>Meta-analysis of longitudinal health studies indicate coffee is strong carcinogen

wat do?

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No it isnt

get cancer

I've been using about 6kg of coffee each year, I still think it's worth it.

Fire up the coffee maker and drink more

Quit being a pussy and do whatever makes you happy before you die

That is the true redpill

Post Scause.
Also like %70 percent of the world drinks coffee, I bet the ones that don,t just lead super heathy lives

Fuck coffe and fuck white people

Got source for that?

coffee is for subhumans
tea is where the true patricianship is at

Don't drink it.

Coffee shill

so guys coffeeposting is a thing now i guess

>literally everything causes cancer
>daily coffee consumption has been shown to increase longevity

Drink all you want faggot

i usually drink about 3 cups a day, last night i drank 3 - 4 cups and a red bull within 2 hours.
felt like i was on speed, euphoric, loads of energy, and i stayed up all night, the feeling reminded me of the debates and election hype. anyone else know this feel?.
i plan to do it again in a few hours.

but coffee was brought to the west from your native peoples ahmed.

enjoy your stomach ulcer

>red bull

really? some people drink more than that all day everyday.

Where's this coffee raid coming from?

>This fucking thread

Are you pussies really such beta-males you can't drink a cup of coffee?

>B-bitter!
>Tea is patrician!!!

Yeah right, get fucked stop being a pussy and drink coffee like the rest of the backbone of society and take your chink leaf poison somewhere else.

Even the nips here opt for coffee 90% of the time

and that's why they all die of gastric puncture in their 60s

Literally everyone on my dad's side drinks like minimum a litre per day. Hell, when i was studying math in undergrad, I would average a pot (12 cups) per day as we got more towards finals week. Only downside is that I can no longer shit without coffee.

>Coffee is insanely popular. Release a "study" saying coffee is good for you, no matter the consumption rate. Coffee stocks soar. Get a "gift" from major coffee producers and retailers.

>Write article that coffee is bad
>get shit on by boss
>no free gifts
>lose job
>blacklisted

Coffee is to Tea what Beer is to Wine.
Cheap, useless and plebeian.
Learn the table of tastes, you filthy gaijin.
Japanese tea is also elder gods tier.

wtf is all this coffee shit some new ctr sliding tactic?

fuck off

I just looked it up, and OP is a liar. Coffee consumption showed a reduced risk for a lot of cancers, but increase for lung cancer and melanoma:

nature.com/articles/srep33711

>I want to sip wine and drink tea

Holy shit you're such a fucking bayturh mayurhl

I can imagine that exchange with your father now
>"Hey Mariolivuianimianicuckli my boy! Wanna sip of my premium Italian espresso?"
>"S-Sure!"
>Mariolivuianimianicuckli chokes on the taste of being a man
>"W-what's the matter Cuckli... You don't like it my boy?"
>"I want hot chocolate"
>Sigh

Enjoy looking like a faggot

My father hates coffee and beer with a burning passion, especially italian coffee.
We're all Tea aficionados in my family, you're just a cucked individual who likes the shitty dirt taste of coffee in his mouth.
Go tea, my friend, and embrace the legacy of one of the oldest drinks in existence.

How is that possible when coffee is the highest source of antioxidents for americans in their diets?

I recently realized I was drinking coffee instead of getting enough sleep

I stopped drinking anything except milk and water, and I'm hoping that this improves my health.

I bet your Dad takes it up the bum.

Be a man and drink coffee