Political pills started when I came to Sup Forums 2 years ago. First pill I swallowed
>got rid of liberalism
second pill
>saw the light of Christ
third pill
>understood Jews are the synagogue of Satan
fourth pill
>realized (((global warming))) is a hoax, abortion is murder
fifth pill
>realized (((evolution))) is a myth
sixth pill
>became a Young Earth Creationist
I wonder what's the next step from here...
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>saw the light of Christ
Stopped reading right there
That's not a red pill
You literally took one of the biggest Jewish blue pills out there.
You took steps backwards not forwards.
Nice try, fedoraman.
>Believing in a 2000 year old jew who might've just been a random rebel
Tchh.
Don't fall for the Abrahamic religions
>second pill
>>saw the light of Christ
>third pill
>>understood Jews are the synagogue of Satan
sorry bud but Christ would never advocate what you just said
I know life in Slovenia sounds awful but you literally are the epitome of everything wrong with humanity.
Next steps:
seventh pill
>realize outer space is completely made up
eight pill
>realize Earth is literally flat and covered by a firmament as the Bible says
ninth pill
>realize nukes are completely made up
tenth pill
>realize dinosaurs are completely made up
If you don't believe in evolution or the big bang, there's no reason to believe in muhhh billions of years that the heliocentric model requires. From there you start to realize that Satan's grand deception really starts to fall apart.
I'm not an atheist.
I grew up in a Christian family.
Went to more bible studies than you could possibly imagine
I know too much about Christianity, that's why I'm not a Christian.
There's certainly a creator of some kind out there. The Bible is way too easy to poke wholes in.
>inb4 not to be taken literally
If you don't take the bible literally, then it's not the word of God.
If you take the bible literally you're an idiot.
Life in Slovenia it's not awful! Look at our capital city, it is kind of modern.
You have basically transformed into a run of the mill, bible thumping redneck. These are not redpills.
Evolution is a theory not a myth.
It may or may not be true.
Read the "new chronology". Its an interesting take on history.
Wow! Thanks! You are more advanced than I am.
That's right goys...I-I mean guys, there is no god. So don't even worry about it, just stick with rampant consumerism and only worry about yourself. It's all those evil jews, just keep spending your money and going to work, shmendrick
good path so far.
check cube of Saturn out
or satanic ritual abuse
>dont worry about yourself
>worry about everyone else
Socialist detected.
someone get this retard into flat earth theory so he goes full skitzo
>flat earth theory
I've heard about it, it sounds interesting to say the least. I will research it.
>skitzo
What does that mean?
user, it's an amazing feeling to read the Bible and realize literally everything is true. Just makes sure you are reading the King James Version. All of the rest are under attack by Satan.
TimeCube?
When I finally realized the "Universe is billion years old" hypthesis was a lie , I cried of happiness
couldn't believe it
they lied to me! All those years
>>skitzo
>What does that mean?
It's the mental illness that you have.
I suggest googling it. You will learn a lot about yourself.
I am not ill, sir, for I am enlightened by Scripture.
It makes no sense once you realize it. Think about how much progress humanity has made in the last 100 years. How could we possibly have been around for tens of thousands of years or longer? Roughly 6-7 thousand years makes perfect sense. It wouldn't take so long to progress to our current technological progress.
oh boy I was going to try to reason with you but nvm im out of here
Just remember, user. Satan's favorite trick is to make you feel alone. He wants you to think you're the only one that believes what the Bible says. Bible-believing Christians exist. Keep the faith, user.
Revelation 2:10
Fear none of those things which thou shalt suffer: behold, the devil shall cast some of you into prison, that ye may be tried; and ye shall have tribulation ten days: be thou faithful unto death, and I will give thee a crown of life.
Right!
The world is obviously younger than 10.000 years, it's so clear to me now
I can't believe people would think it's really millions, or even billions, years old LOL
It sounds embarrassing to even say it now
>realized (((evolution))) is a myth
You went full fucking retard. Evolution is the number one justification for traditionalism. Believing in Christianity without believing in evolution is like believing in washing your hands hands without understanding microbes. Sure it will help, but you have no idea why, and you can't apply that knowledge anywhere. God made us to follow his laws, but it is up to us to discover those laws. Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed were liars.
t. absolute idiot
The need and demand for things inspired Humans to experiment over an incredibly long time. Mass production was only possible within the last 100 or so years due to the development of the scientific method. Kinda funny how when people actually educate themselves shit gets done.
>Not understanding how progression works
You guys are either mentally ill, or literally stupid.
I will let you choose which one it is.
Either way you haven't woken up. Not even close to it.
Have a good life.
I know. Satan keeps attacking me all the time.
Luther called reason "devil's little whore"
Here they go, the sons of the lord of lies:
With their "reasons"
They think their "reasons" and better than the Word of God and that their minds are superior to God's mind
This.
And you can be an atheist/agnostic while engaging in Christian cultural practices.
Honestly, a lot of the shit Sup Forums thinks is red pill is just being contrarian. Sad people delude themselves and think they're 100% right because they brought a shitty Jewish movie plot point into it.
After you've done steps you must
>realize We are at the center of the universe.
eleventh pill
>realize growth for the sake of growth is what a cancer does
twelve pill
>off yourself off
tirtheenth pill
You will then meet with god at the gates
Baitu desuka?
1 Peter 4
12 Beloved, think it not strange concerning the fiery trial which is to try you, as though some strange thing happened unto you:
13 But rejoice, inasmuch as ye are partakers of Christ's sufferings; that, when his glory shall be revealed, ye may be glad also with exceeding joy.
Eastern European,not surprised you go to faith when your country is ass. Pathetic bait you cucked LARPer.
THe Word of the Semitic God is purely faith based. It has no grounds in reality and if you cant accept that you brainwashed by a false god.
Pick up a book and improve your life.
How about you go drive to your nearest road-cut through a rock formation and ponder it. Young earth creationism is a joke.
Question to "Christians":
How can evolution be true if Scripture says Adam and Eve were the first?
You are not really Christians. You are "cultural" Christians.
>I wonder what's the next step from here...
A psychiatrist. The second you started believing in sky spooks was when you needed to seek help.
>also a young earther
oh, nm. Don't bother the psychiatrist. Just kill yourself instead.
How can Harry Potter be fake if scripture said he was real?? And faith and wake up, Satan deluded you by implying Harry Potter was a myth.
See my country: that is our capital, it is very modern as you see
around Christmas we have a tradition of drink fermented horse urine
You are a fucker atheist! You will burn in hell for your sins.
God debunks evolution in Genesis chapter 1. God says after his/their kind TEN TIMES because he KNEW that this lie was coming in the end times.
Genesis 1
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
Really?
You are completely shutting yourself off to any kind of conversation and logic. You have to have humility and recognise that your veiw is not the only and that reasons exist for others to believe other veiws
I'm not an atheist, but good try LARPer.
>God debunks evolution in Genesis chapter 1.
Exactly.
So why do so many still believe in (((evolution))) ?
>I'm not an atheist
If you believe in evolution, you are an atheist.
Can you retaliate against evolution without quoting biased scripture?
protip, you cant.
You are literally so close minded that you consult your own source as infallible truth. Damn, Jews got you good
Satan's favourite trick is false choice
>would you like to go by truck or train to the camps
Science is so absolutely cucked by Satan and political correctness. It can't even define what a species is because then they'd have to make humans different species.
There really is tons of evidence for evolution my friend. If you don't recognise that then you show that you have shut yourself off from any contradictory ideologies, which is dangerous and foolish
It is a mark of an intelligent mind to consider all sides of the argument objectively and fully.
Protip; Nowhere in the BIble does it say Evolution is real or fake. You can draw your cute little holy lines and assume its fake because it doesnt "line up" with literal text, but any decent Christian knows the Bible is parables. Seven Days could easily equate to ~14 billion years.
Jesus was a liar? What the fuck are you talking about.
This
Debunked in Genesis 1. Try reading the Bible or please stop calling yourself a Christian.
You are a deceived sheep fucker
>Jesus was a lier
Kek, I wonder why his entire life was predicted my different cultures thousands of years before he was born.
Probs just a coincidence amirite
Liar**
>Young Earth Creationist
>I wonder what's the next step from here...
Crusades all over the Universe
"Microevolution" is real. All other forms of evolution are not. You can breed a better race horse. A mouse is never going to turn into an elephant.
I never called myself a Christian, LARPer.
It was not debunked. People just assume that because they cant decide rather or not to take scripture literally or as parable. Modern Christians do whatever suits them, its fucking depressing and heretical.
No silly, evolution can be a tool through which God created life
>after his kind
Yes it seems god really wanted to push that fact by repeating it in genesis multiple times
Maybe because thats now how it works whatsoever, bible thumper. Educate yourself and stop thinking its magic disney shit when in reality its incredibly complex biological sciences that you couldn't even begin to comprehend with your GED. But I'd hate to project :^)
No, but a mouse may, over a long time span, grow a few kilograms heavier, as size may be extremely beneficial for whatever reason.
If the cycle continues long enough, you can get a mouse the size of an elephant.
Daily reminder that God doesn't like lukewarm Christians.
Revelation 3
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.
16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
And Jesus will probably send you to hell:
Matthew 7
21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Very subtle
4/10
This is why I don't call myself a Christian despite believing in God. Being a true Christian is fucking hard.
>quotes more Bible Verses like a grandmother on Facebook
Nice real hard facts there bucko. Really gets my neurons charged to read a completely biased source that is impossible to refute or prove because its based off "le faith"
>Le consumerism xD
Where's the relation between being an athiest and being a consumerist?
There's considerable elasticity within a species. Just look at humans, for example. But it will never change its type of seed. Large mice won't suddenly be able to copulate with small elephants.
Everywhere.
Atheism pushes the notion that life is ultimately and intrinsically pointless, and there is no objective wrong or right. It leaves you with base pleasure and desires as your only guide.
That doesn't really discourage greed now, does it?
Because once again, thats not how Evolution works.
Educate yourself.
>Projecting this hard
Nice projection bud. Thats not how that works. Many atheists follow a moral code. Just not yours. Christians and their "my way or the highway, kill yourself" mindset is a direct violation of how a Christian is supposed to act.
When you finaly realise this you can better just be a good boy and go to heaven anyway in the last judgement. being a christian sucks and benefits not much
The Earth is flat
No, a mouse will probably never be the exact same as an elephant, given how complicated genetics is, but very similar traits can be developed given the right conditions and time.
Evolution does not contradict the presence of a God by any means, but it does shine light on some biblical viewpoints. The Bible was after all, the word of God transcribed by imperfect men, so you can't expect the Bible to be perfect.
Those are not Red pills, OP.
>first pill I was little and knew how evil people can be. They will rape and destroy earth for personal gain. Climate change is sadly real, but overreacted that we can't fix it, it can fix itself when we humans are gone.
>second pill: school is pointless apart of basic education, you won't get praised when you are a loser at work. Most people will do an other job than what they studied for.
>third pill: religion is nothing but controlling people this has been proven many times through history.
>fourth pill: tin foil hats protect you from women.
>fifth pill: you are a slave to society, can't escape it unless you go to the wilderness for the rest of your life.
>sixth pill: all your efforts are meaningless, no matter how much you try, you will be forgotten
>seventh pill: the red pill is not real, it's just candy with strawberry flavour. Things you believe they are the truth don't always mean they are the truth, be flexible to your surroundings, open your mind to new things, be aware of your own actions and other people's actions, do no harm unless you have no choice.
>eight pill: Sup Forums is nothing but a circle jerk
Almost all of those are blue pulls you dumb shit. You're being conditioned to become schizotypal, not more knowledgeable or reasoned.
>saw the light of christ
>young earth creationist
Whatever pills you are swallowing you should maybe consider seeing a doctor.
It's not hard, user. Just place your faith in Christ and know that Satan is a powerful deceiver. Know that we are spiritual entities made in the image of God. Our only requirement to go to heaven is to place our faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. Satan, likewise, has always wanted to be like the Most High. Thus Satan wants you to place your faith him him. Believe in his geocentric model. Believe in his dinosaurs. Believe in his evolution. Believe in his muh billions of years. Satan NEEDS the billions of years in order to complete this deception. Don't fall for it. That's why Satan fights for control of every major institution that controls your mind from cradle to grave. He owns the schools. He owns the universities. He owns the air waves. He owns the media. He owns movie industry. He owns the music industry. He owns television and all of the stations that produce content for them. Satan wants you to believe in the lie he has carefully crafted for hundreds of years. Jesus Christ mentions the Jews twice in the Book of Revelation. Both times he calls them the Synagogue of Satan because he knows they are doing their handiwork.
God on the other hand wants you to believe in Him. God only offers the King James Bible. What you think matters. The information is not hidden. It is publicly available. The choice is yours. Don't mess it up.
But the ((moral code)) is completely subjective to the individual atheist.
With athiesm as a viewpoint, there is no objective reason I shouldn't rape my wife daily and traffic drugs to Schoolkids.
Research suggests that emotional moral compulsions are just a result of social evolution. Again, not really objective reasoning to not do ((wrong))
Meant to say heliocentric
But religions are worded in such a way that their morality is completely individual and subjective
Yet, atheists keep voting exactly like Jews. What a coincidence!
>Christianity last bastion of Western morality
>Jews subvert Goyim culture, push degeneracy
>biggest Jewish blue pill
le atheism goys, it's the next great thing!
To forgive the jews.
Oy vey very good jesus christ is your lord and savior fallow his pussy submissive words and praise us jews. After all we wrote the bible i mean god did.
Good goy dont question anything and turn the other cheek.
There may be some leeway in certain biblical passages, but it's going a bit far to say it's completely subjective. Do not commit adultery, do not use gods name in vain etc
I only speak for Christianity though
Spoken like someone that has never read Matthew 23. Jesus was definitely NOT a pussy as portrayed in (((movies))). Sure, Jesus doesn't want Christians to avenge wrongdoings directly. That is the government's role.
Jesus was many things but a pussy was not one of them, kek
He willingly shouldered the sin of the entire world in crucifixion
you're all idiots
:(
He doesn't want christians to do anything.
He was a jew. Christianity didn't even exist at the time.
>I wonder what's the next step from here...
Suicide, desu.
Swallow a cock of a black nurse when you'll finally end up in an asylum
The Bible is full of penalties for various sins. Like lashings, repaying fines, and death. I'm pretty sure that quantifies as "doing something".
If that is what you learned then you are retarded. Each one of those is wrong.
Please don't be this stupid
about your third pill. Jews aren'T the synagogue of Satan notice the bible says "the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan".
So it's not all Jews, it's those who say they are but aren't.
There are further blue pills (the blue pill is the pill of reality, the red pill is occult garbage, just like the makers of the matrix are into). Here's a few
1. geocentrism
2. best human diet, which is mostly vegan.
3. perhaps flat earth (this im not sure myself, still researching)
4. monarchism (all revolutions and human rights stuff are rebellion against divinely set order)
5. nephilim. This is the history of the offsprings of the fallen angels who came to the earth to mate with women. These same taught men many bad things, this is mentioned in Genesis and the book of Enoch
Wrong. The Bible is exactly correct about the Jews. They say they are Jews, but they don't believe or follow anything in the Old Testament. They don't do animal sacrifice. They don't believe in Noah's flood. They don't believe in Adam and Eve. They don't believe in the tower of Babel. They don't believe in 6-day creation. They don't believe any of it. What they do believe is that another messiah is coming and that he is called the Antichrist, and that he will unite the world in a one-world government.
And the word synagogue narrows it down pretty quickly because they're the only religion that uses synagogues.
hey
notice i quoted from the bible to show its not all jews. If you believe all jews are the synagogue of Satan in the face of such a quote you're literally stupid on top of this being unbiblical.