Brit/pol/ - FUCK the Irish (((Republic))) II Edition

>Ian Paisley in quotes
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-29171017

>Thirteen year-old sucks on black mamba every day
metro.co.uk/2016/12/07/spice-addict-13-smokes-every-day-until-he-passes-out-6306912/

>UKIP calls for burka ban: Paul Nuttall says Britain is ready to bite back on migration
express.co.uk/news/politics/741870/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-brexit-interview-views-economy-government-britain-uk

>EU unveils new Space Egg headquarters that symbolises "Joy at a time of populist uprising and anger"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/08/eu-unveils-new-300m-space-egg-hq-europa-brussels/

>Notorious bender Peter Tachell and Syria protesters disrupt Corbyn speech
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38274395

>Gina Miller will WIN Supreme Court Brexit ruling as Government advisers predict narrow victory for Parliament having to vote on A50
express.co.uk/news/politics/741993/government-lose-supreme-court-article-50-brexit-appeal-ruling-claim-advisors

>EU negotiator rushes through deal for UK to pay for access to Single Market, migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>Turkey accused of ‘dissolving’ their migrant camps as scum floods Greece
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/10/migrants-arrive-greece-dissolved-turkish-migrant-camps/

>Peter Hitchens was right; "The Boris Effect" strikes again as Ed Balls's popularity soars after humiliating himself in public
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-balls-strictly-popularity-comres-poll-theresa-may-a7467336.html

>More proof that the SNP actually want England to be right-wing for the sake of their own political gain as figures show they spent less money during the EU Referendum than Wetherspoons
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

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>inb4 Imperial Leather

>Antiseptic soap

Enjoy your AIDS

We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs.
We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU.
We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government.
We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory.
We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit.
We believe in authority.
We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man.
We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state.
We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church.
We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy.
We are in favour of localism and local communities.
We support the small businessman and entrepeneur.
We support British industry & manufacturing.
We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation
We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism.
We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism
We are opposed to the Class War.
We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation.
We are against the purely materialist conception of life.
We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations.
We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.

Why do Britbongs need to have a 24/7 thread dedicated to their island/island group?

>We are opposed to the Class War.

The liberal toffs at the top do need a good smacking down in favour of a conservative revolution desu

get pozzed

Because we are superior, that's why.

Wherever we go we must also colonise.

YKTD is a pathetic loser who probably hasn't accomplished anything in life beyond being a well-know tripfag.

YKTD, you cunt: get off your fat jelly-ass and get a job you useless fucking sack of shit. You're a miserable, disgusting and pathetic excuse for a Brit.

Hey Sven, how's your wife's son?

Anyone have the unedited version of this cartoon?

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SCOTBROS

WHAT'S THE CHANCE THE CONSERVATIVES WILL ROMP HOME IN MAY?

ARE THE SNP FUCKED OUTSIDE OF GLASGOW AND DUNDEE? I'VE BEEN HEARING THAT EVERYWHERE.

>They're even managing to make a comeback in fucking SCOTLAND


How the hell do the Tories do it? They're like the personification of the Eternal Anglo in political party form

Conservatives will definitely fuck the SNP, even here in Glasgow at some point.

Its not going to snow is it

Why can't I motivate myself to write an essay lads

The ghost of Maggie is finally fading in Scotland. I still don't fully understand why the jocks turned on Labour though.

I wish you'd gone Indy.

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>11th of december
>absolutely no snow yet

No.

>""""""conservatives""""""""" gaining votes
>b-b-b the 650k figure was from labour government, votes us again in 4 years time to fix it

reporting a red christmas here as well

>haven't seen snow in over 5 years

Hello? Hello? Is this brit/pol/?!

Please, hear my message. We are the last Anglos left in Britain. The year is 2087, everything has come terribly wrong in my time line.
After a Muslim PM was voted into power shortly after Hillary winning the election in the US, forced diversity was imposed upon every last street in the UK.

The Neo Jihadis are trying to track my signal, you have to let us come into your world. Please save us.

because they ignored the scottish branch begging for help against the SNP
they also elected ed instead of david who was the embodiment of west minister weasel

Maggie's ghost will never fade!

>t and degeneracy era, and suffice to say that most of women are cum guzzling sluts, its getting hard to seperate who's a major league slut and who's not. So in this thread we need the subtle traits that are special only to major league sluts.Lets go fellas
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Nice disguise, space nigger.

Earth is full, but you can crash on the moon if you want.

>you have to let us come into your world
FUCKING TRANSDIMENSIONAL REFUGEES STAY OUT OF OUR TIMELINE REEEE

Red Christmas?

>implying nuclear armogeddon didn't happen
>implying star wars will be realistic anytime before year 3000

As if David wasn't a worse personification of Blairite power-grabbing

Unfortunatly

REMINDER TO GENOCIDE THE BEADY-EYED ETHNO MENACE

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>the state of Owen Jones

They are attacking the compound, the Neo-Jihadis are here now! They'll breach the machine and put every last one of us to the sword!
Please, we are the last remnant of the ancient people of Britain, please don't leave your people to die here.

The signal is breaking up, please respond!

Jo Cox died for _______

The saddest words of tongue and pen: The Lib Dems were right again

uh... sorry lads. Best of luck with that.

Fuck all.

You have to go back to your timeline Riker , sorry it all went tits up but no Refugees plz

No lmao

Should nuke yourselves.

Reposting for the depressed sheep shagger.

I tried all I could, but it was not enou the 'r in the in-$er sa^5tum as we s"$67k signal is bei2@ing jammed

god sa v e th& Queen

You made your bed


lie in it

G o od byE brit/pol/

Well said m8

Is it possible to follow an interventionist foreign policy across universes?

But this is one of the only correct timelines, we'd be at war with the near infinite terrible ones

imperial leather

>Current leader of the Scottish tories is a dyke that wants to burn down every Church.
Can we at least be certain that councillers and low level people aren't mentally ill?

Also, given that the pretend-Minister for Transport hasn't, and probably won't, resign despite fucking over the whole train network and being caught driving without insurance, can we expect similar inaction from Sturgeon if the SNP do get hammered in may?

>we are opposed to mass immigration
Cuck

doing a fascist

Yes

You're making the mistake of assuming that I'm some sort of high and mighty "LMAO YOU SUCK CAUSE YOU AINT MORAL" figure as per the memes about me being a Hitchens clone

If you're such a Scottish patriot, why do you live in Russia?

Our work will not be complete until we save every Britain in every single universe.

BROTHERS!
WHO WILL JOIN ME THROUGH THE DIMENSIONAL PORTAL AND LIBERATE OUR TRANSDIMENSIONAL COMPATRIOTS?!

TSSUUUU

They persecute me so

Now I am Locutus of BEADY. I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many.
Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been, is over. From this time forward, you will service us. Dissolve your borders, lower your arms and surrender your countries.
We will add your biological and cultural distinctiveness to our own. Your people and their habits will be assimilated.
We are the ANGLO.. Resistance as you know it is over.

We won't turn you into an ANGLODRONE. You're much too valuable to us with your individuality intact, people of Sup Forums. But you've left humanity behind. Try to abandon their petty emotions as well. Fear... anger... vanity... They've corrupted you. But the damage can be repaired.

Look at our assimilated peoples: They've left behind their trivial, selfish lives, and they've been reborn with a greater purpose. We've delivered them from chaos into order.

We have drawn our power from thousands of races across thousands of regions, since long before you were created, but now, they are all ANGLO.

You question us about the ARYAN, but their biological and technological distinctiveness was unremarkable. They were unworthy of assimilation; Why assimilate a species that would detract from perfection? ARYAN sentiment. Compassion, guilt, empathy - they're irrelevant.
We only wish to raise quality of life for all species.
Why do you resist?


We've come to make you an offer: join the Commonwealth and we'll spare Sup Forums. This offer is non-negotiable. You like having friends, don't you? Assimilation turns us all into friends. In fact, it brings us so close together, we can hear each other's posts.
Prepare to be COLONISED.

and for good reason
nonce

Did you go to church today user?

Reminder that Nicola Sturgeon unironically said this in the aftermath of Trump winning

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This handsome son a gun teleports in front of you and says

>globalisation is both inevitable and good for the world therefore you are severely misguided in your opposition to it

What do you say?

*stirring*

I'M COMING LAD!

*flies through galactic ether on my ANGLO time jumper*

t. anime-posting closeted paedo

>tfw never had a white Christmas

>actually using bars of soap
do people ACTUALLY do this?

I really hope that it was him who phoned her, and that we have a recording of it.

It would be great to hear her backpedal and stutter in awkward fear.

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t. open and proud paedo

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Lads my town has decided not to put up any Christmas decorations this year to be more inclusive and respectful of other religions

is this real life

We need Wikileaks to come to the rescue on that one I think

*teleports behind Owen Jones*
*unsheathes katana*
heh. nothing personnel, kid.

tfw too smart for politics

leave london

I would say more easily.

You've got May, Cameron, Thatcher and Major (Plus Hague, IDS, and Howard) versus just Blair and Brown and to a large extent in practice if not in mindset, Miliband. (Kinnock 92 and Smith accepted quite a lot of post-Thatcher capitalist ideology, but remained closer overall to Labour tradition.)

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>tfw too smart for extremist politics

The right somewhat resists the marxism jew a lot better tho

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post rare farrons

You just seem like someone who spends far too much time thinking but never applies it to action. There's no value in it.

I'm necessarily suggesting you do prescribe to Hitchenesque morality, I know you don't at least in the current context, but you can't deny you have values which you take no interest in honouring.

I might be projecting but so be it.

Christ that guy looks British

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MUHHH BASSED NIGER FARAGER

Up the Irish Republic.

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>'the whole south is london' meme

northerner here
>implying we don't have slums

tfw too smart to be 60% white americuck

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Nige has said we should take in Christians from Syria since about 2014.

yeah fair but you don't pay £1,200 a month for the privilege

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>youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

End it all.

That's possibly just because it's an unnecessary tool.