What is the soluton for the fat problem?

What is the soluton for the fat problem?

I know Libtards are going to say:

>The freedom of an individual shouldnt be castrated by suger taxes

But fat people are a abomination of this world.
They cost every single country they live in money:
They die earlier, they are more sick than normal people, they want priviliges everywhere ( make bigger chairs, bigger doors) and they look like shit

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just make whale hunting legal again

It is solving itself

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in my experience, liberals are the ones who simultaneously fat shame, defend fat people when they did not do the original shaming, and push for sugar taxes.

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Body positive society.

Tax all artificial sweeteners and put the money into sports. Tax "sport" entertainment events and put the money into sports. Make all those massively expensive stadiums available for those who want to use them free of charge. Educate children about healthy lifestyle in P.E. classes. Teach practical anatomy. Hammer down that there is no such thing as a mind/body separation. Whatever your body is like, your mind will be affected. Shit on inner beauty shills. Of course, help those who are still behind at this point.

Remember that we want to be an accepting society. As long as all people have reasonably healthy body fat percentage, we can be accepting of those who dont look good, or have bad proportions.

It s not the whales who kill themselves, it s the people who are so afraid of being whales, who starve themselves to death.

Basically restructure welfare to include a work first program. Most morbid obese cant leave the house to work so they will just be forced to starve until they loose enough weight to leave the house and get a job.

oh fuck I'm gonna cum

viriculture.com/book/

restructure culture with this book and then things will solve themselves. But use chapter 13 in the short term.


>Most schools fail to meet these pseudo-scientific “requirements” because the kids ate too much. But don’t worry, top government officials are hard at work making sure that hungry growing children do not eat “too many calories” or “too much fat.” Michelle Obama’s Let’s Move! advocates limits on the allowable calories from fat, carbs, and protein in a lunch. Instead of living up to legitimate goals of improving the types of foods in school lunches, perhaps by hiring real chefs to cook real food for America’s children, these limits have simply caused schools to offer smaller portions of the same old “food.”

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>Following “scientific” healthy eating guidelines today is akin to using a map that you know is wrong to find your way.

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Haha this shit workers wonders, did put me in the hospital once though

>thanks/fit/.jpg

Shame them

10% Gas tax and that money will go toward free coffee enemas in all gas stations.

>"It's none of your business if I choose to be fat!"
It's my fucking taxes paying for your healthcare, cunt

> sugar taxes

here's a better idea: put a RDV percentage for simple sugars on food labeling. and I don't mean all that "added sugar" bullshit they're trying to do.

If it was in the shower, I'd fuck it.

>What is the soluton for the fat problem?
-Repeal all anti-bullying laws
-Sugar tax
-End corn subsidies

>Pic

THIC! Gimme some of dat bootay.

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Awareness, especially when they are still kids. I believe all the landwhales have been obese since they were children so something must be done to ensure that the kids stay "healthy". Oh and also impose a limit for the sugar in sodas, you wouldn't believe the amount of sugar there is a can of coke.

They solve themselves by dying young
BUT
If we are forced to have a state that nannys us it absolutely should crack down on processed food manufacturers and introduce sugar taxes

>suddenly, people flock out of your country,

except Rashad and his friend Abdul of course, they don't like football anyway and don't have to go to school.

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i hate to say it, but john oliver's piece on sugar wasn't that bad

Cut back food stamp benefits and return to government commodities. Ever notice most of the morbidly obese are the ones with either cards?

>TFW I can't even get hard if the woman doesn't have a huge hips and ass or pregnant/fat belly

This too?

Japan made being fat illegal. It worked really well. That seems like a good idea.

biggest puci I've ever seen

This is considered "Healthy" in 'merica.

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Is it weird that I want her to smother me with her body while 69ing? She would be squeaky clean of course.

desu it's probably the greatest tasting thing ever created

wtf

>What is the soluton for the fat problem?

Eliminate all HFCS, saccharin, Aspartame:
fda.gov/ohrms/dockets/dailys/03/jan03/012203/02p-0317_emc-000199.txt

They're sweet, but they are chemically processed sugar substitutes that caused weight gain and other illnesses.

New law - all processed foods must be at least 5% fiber and no more than 20 sugar grams per serving. Stiff fines for violators.

Federal tax incentives to US cities to expand mass transit so walking to bus/light rail stop is practical.

Free bikes in every city. This will also lower the demand for stolen bikes

Stomach balloons, stapling and weight loss counseling free at public clinics.

These fat people. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF?

Stop helping them back up.

>What is the soluton for the fat problem?

drugs, give the lardos amphetamines and send them to raves

Excise tax on sugar. Ban subsidies for corn and such crap. Ban HFCS.

Annual fat tax to be filed with your tax return based on your body fat percentage.

Return of honest to god PE in schools, no more Wii games. Boys in highschool must be basic training ready upon graduation.

I thought this was going to end up as
>everyone claps
But I was pleasantly surprised

It looks like they have a medical condition. Fat doesn't just grow like that.

If this shit didnt have the ability to give you a very painful death I would take it.

Fuck

>slow claps
Good one mate.

sugar tax sounds good, desu.
It's not infringing on your freedom to eat sugar, it's just discouraging companies from pumping their food full of it

HAHAHAHA.
Definitely 'things that never happened-tier'
Still funny as fuck though.

did you know that if you get a girl like that and tie a ring in her mouth you can sit on her face with your cock in her throat she cant lift you and her weight at the same time effectively pinning her until she gives up struggling then you can proceed to fuck her throat

>>The freedom of an individual shouldnt be castrated by suger taxes

Are libtards conservatives now? I've heard this all my life from conservatives. " I should be able to eat what I want when I want because of Muh freedoms."

How can you even get THIS fat is beyond me

Were you just taking the regular dosage? If I take the prescribed amount, will I vomit blood, or just lose fat?

Nah. Liberals fat shame yet they don't ostracize fat people. Conservatives who aren't lardasses fat shame and ostricise them and then they come crying to us.

They only way to get rid of obesity and still have freedom is to make obesity child abuse so that it can be a publishable offense. Parents either have to fear the church or they have to fear the state. Your choice.

Me neither. If I eat too much, I feel too disgusted with myself to eat much for the next couple of days.

>THIGGGGGK

Only for highest test levels.

>no more than 20 sugar grams per serving.
>cut serving size in half.
>without changing anything, my food product is now in compliance with the law.

brehs

Good god. Why isn't this on the drug list?

>desu it's probably the greatest tasting thing ever created
And it will instakill you, congratulations.

Eugenics, socialized health care, inclusive shit like exercise breaks and day cares at work, better food regulation standards, better health education

basically anything that would cost money instead of making it for fast food companies, restaurants, doctors, personal injury lawyers, alcohol companies, etc.

Where the fuck does her stomach end?

Your just trying to mend a wound that starts in the home. You have to go after the parents for abusing their children and enabling their children. If people choose to become obese as adults thats on them, but you have to take out these crazy families that allow it to happen. We need to have a Duterte for the junk food war.

i mean you're

Sounds slightly authentic. Doctors love to shit talk patients who they at least think are under and can't hear them.

Not that I'd care, though. They can talk shit to me all they want as long as they're effectively solving an issue I have that requires surgical intervention.

>it's a Hans obsesses over weight like a serial killer

How that person even stands up is beyond me

Only faggots dont want to be fat. They want girlish bodies to impress jamal.

>They're sweet, but they are chemically processed sugar substitutes that caused weight gain and other illnesses.
I do not eat more when I drink my coffee with saccharin products, stop spreading this bullshit.

encourage shaming

they either change willingly this way or continue to be depressed and eat even more causing earlier death

I mean I like food and all but if I could choose to eat what I want without getting fat, I would. No one in their right mind wants to be fat, they just chose food over vanity.

>cut serving size in half.
>without changing anything, my food product is now in compliance with the law.
You're right, so we end the $billions in taxpayer sugar subsidies to the Fanuel Brothers in South Florida. Manufacturers will naturally use less sugar on their own to avoid price hikes.

Fat and proud! Ain't no guilt to weight me down!

Cultural change to make being fat socially unacceptable is the only way.
Sugar taxing is dumb as fuck.

What about the ones who persist into their 60s and rack up incredible medical bills and are immune to the shame?

>263g sugar
This counts as an assault weapon, right?

>and I thought they smelled bad on the outside

This is worth 3 hours on a bike pushing a serious tempo.

Socialism.

Where can I get a hunting license for your kind?

So why don't you chose vanity?

Holy kek. As fake as this probably is, it only becomes funnier when you imagine this wheelchaired hamplanet inventing these insults about herself to try to get sympathy from tumblr

I was mocking someone else you dumb coolie.

Did you not read my post here:

i have the ultimate solution to the problem! Just follow these steps=>
>Cake has lots of calories
>Slice the cake in half
>Now you have 50% less calories
>Now you can eat twice as much
>????
>profit !!

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>Your just trying to mend a wound that starts in the home.
I get what you're saying, but it was the exact same kind of problem when we tackled literacy. Parents were illiterate and didn't see the need to educate their children, so the children grew up barely literate themselves.

It's a cycle that needs to be broken

>We need to have a Duterte for the junk food war.
Dude, you're making the sugar taxes sound like a rational idea.

>You have to go after the parents for abusing their children and enabling their children. If people choose to become obese as adults thats on them, but you have to take out these crazy families that allow it to happen.

You have to go after the parents for abusing their children and enabling their children. If people choose to become religious nutjobs as adults thats on them, but you have to take out these crazy families that allow it to happen.

>look at flag
Nope. Imma hunt and cut chu good.

fat tax

>Fat doesn't just grow like that

Not when you watch what you eat. There has not been a documented case of someone not eating and gaining weight. Human are not capable of photosynthesis.

it's right wing nuts that fight sugar taxes in the US, not leftards

It's usually Republicans who argue against sin taxes, saying they're anti-freedom.

gulag

>be conscious while you are vivisected
>worst part is the meanie dctors calling you names

I've been heavy since I was 11 and went to school with autists and kids with behavior problems, so being socially accepted never became a high stakes situation in the first place for me. It just wasn't in the cards, and if it were I'd have probably still fucked something up and don't really value having what people call a "public image"

It comes with it's downsides, but I also pity people who wake up one day, lose their looks and go into a full blown existential crisis because they are so used to getting away with being a cunt that they are actually afraid of being treated the way they treat other people.

One woman in any of these pictures could provide enough oil for all of the lamps in your village for a year Borys!

You get a lot of distance when people are dying on your table.
Relieve some pressure or wonder if bitch you are trying to save may feel bad about herself.

>"the crater I must have left on that mountain"
oh I am laffin

Cancel all social programs - all of a sudden fatsos don't cost you a dime anymore.

It's quite simple, in front of every shop that sells food you have a weight activated trap door. This drops down into a room with a toilet and a cold water tap. To exit back to the surface, there is an opening only wide enough for a normally sized person to fit through. The fatty is trapped and unable to leave until they have lost enough weight.

To prevent inadvertent capture of people with a high weight due to being muscular, the obstructing elements in the exit can be temporarily widened by performing a deadlift of a weighted lever with 100kg of resistance.

I call it the piggy bank.

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