Say it with me lads

"The EU Army will be controlled by German officers."

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I dare you to try it again once more you despicable civilisation hating ARYAN.

We're just itching for another ARYANDIED.

What of the tens of thousands of British and American troops still in Germany because Germans would rather spend money on refugees and modern art than their shitty military?

That's cute, but where is this army?

Britain: when you bomb Germany again, you fuckers had better not miss and hit my farm.

>The EU will continue allowing it's member states use foreign militaries to defend their homeland.

durka durka muhhamd jihad

>the eternal kraut trying to destroy europe again

there won't be an EU army

As somebody who worked with your military, the EU is fucked if this happens.

ALL HAIL THE UNITED -STATES- KEKS OF EUROPE?

>France: get rid of famas, get hk416 instead
>germany: made up scandal to discredit g36, wonder what the new standard assault rifle will be

small but important steps to further unify the eu military

>What of the tens of thousands of British and American troops still in Germany because Germans would rather spend money on refugees and modern art than their shitty military?
All British troops will be removed from Germany in 2019... coinciding with Brexit.

Our American high level German spy, Mr. Donald Trump, is also going to remove all American soldiers from all of Europe, leaving Europe defenseless for the German hordes to take over.

Make Reich Great Again!

just dropping this here as it seems related.

christ-michael.com/leaked-official-agenda-for-the-destruction-of-germany/

There is literally nothing wrong with German supremacy.

Maybe you faggots will let us do our job this time, eh?

>"The EU Army will be controlled by German officers."
I wonder if it will be arabs speaking german or germans speaking arabic.

>Implying they won't leave behind hidden, chicken powered nukes

tfw germany will take the world over again but this time with a liberal motive and the good guys will be the racists

Screenshot this

Last time you tried that, you made nationalist socialism uncool. Please make liberalism uncool too.

> Not "make Deutschland Groß again"

I don't want to "take over" other countries, I want to free them.

A NWO under German rule is the only way.

If there is such an army, I hope the leaders are -actual germans- and not shit tier Merkels.

>or rather, one germanic army rather than the shitty EU

Don't worry, this time too we are your ally.

Itlally

We already have an EU Army as far as i know
Im a Soldier in reserve, i only go to a training for a week every two years, to throw some grenades and shoot some machine guns, but i always see comrades with a blue patch, which is from eu battlegroup
im not really sure, what the battlegroup is doing, but i guess its some small version of an eu army

what if they are letting all those muslims in to create a civil war, and this would be the perfect excuse to implement the EU army¿

I would agree, if not for your love of importing muslims/africans. Neither your or our government can be trusted.

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>importing muslims/africans

Excuse me, but who else is gonna clean our toilets and keep them sparkling after we've exterminated Poland?

Think ahead!

Guess who will controll those German officers.

>you fuckers had better not miss and hit my farm.
Why do you want your farm to be hit???

Hon hon hon fucking baguette loving faggot

This.
Gas the keks fucking white male war now.

As an Austrian i welcome our German overlords once again

>Why do you want your farm to be hit???

It's where he keeps his boyfriend.

now thats some abstract judaism right there

*draws szabla*
Bring it on, Kraut.

>liberal nazis
>the west destroys them
>all lefties will be called the new-nazis and shunned

Feels good

>Reply
there will never be an EU army you dumbass mehmet.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

There will be no EU army,

What a lovely LARP thread. I'm a Kampfhubschrauber now!

*CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP*

>noguns gercuck thinks small arms matter
lol, did you get your deko gun yet?

*chop choP chOP cHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP*

WHEEEEEE

*CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOp CHop Chop chop*

Free from our lands so you can plant invaders there?

Who cares - it will be used to hunt and kill Europeans who don't show enough enthusiasm for the brave new world. We'll be ready anyway.

"and will be destroyed by the Kings of the East"

Shitposting topics that get you massive replies these days:

1. Brexit with a story about Germany, preferable Merkel talking about Brexti

2. Anything in connection with Elon Musk

3. The EU Army

4. Irish slags

5. Rapefugee stories (if new)

Do you get anything to add to the list?

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>1. Brexit with a story about Germany, preferable Merkel talking about Brexti


I've had massive success with starting this thread:

It's at the German train stations, bending over and welcoming shitskins with some ficki ficki.

Guiiiiiiiiiiiilty .^)

6. >Argentinians. White.

7. >Americans. White.

8. BBC

*chhrzz* I can see ze enemy!

>FIRE ZE MISSILES!

> exterminated Poland

Last time your Fürer shot himself into face with that. Want to try again?

Don't forget the Balkan threads.
> redpill me on Yugoslavia etc.

But user, Germany have no men capable of bearing arms (not including former ISIS fighters)

I might actually be for it if these were Prussian officers, but alas that great bastion of the military arts and dicipline has fallen forever. I gurrantee 1/2 the german officers would be Merkel appointed overweight trans pansexual other-kin with died blue hair.

So they will be tactically excellent, but fail spectacularly on a strategic level?

not again

>Last time your Fürer shot himself into face with that. Want to try again?

I'm not opposed to that, it's just a different type of term limits.

i thought these guys will be armed with dildoes.

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Although I literally don't remember any Greek furfag, and I'd never want to gas the Jews because I'm literally not an antisemite :^)

>Do you get anything to add to the list?
Russian hackers/CIA

Bullshit

The ""German"" """army""" is the laughing stock of Europe und das weißt du auch, Hans.

Brexit best day of my life - get fucked Kraut

So millions must die because German voters are incompetent?

Remember, Romania and Hungary are in there as well, combined with the French and the odd Belgian inbetween. All in all, I'm really not that impressed, except for the Belgian, that's a really speedbump for tanks.

Not following you here, my little third world friend.

WHO must die?

looks like the krauts are finally going for it,total control of europe

send in the anglo!

Millions of europeans.

>Romania and Hungary

Every army needs trench diggers, Romania and Hungary will fill that vital role perfectly.

I guess the new reeducation camps will be much more homoerotic than the last time.

50,000 ex fighters from the Middle East
>no fighters

Don't bullshit me, Asian.

No one must die if they comply.

They can't dig if they are quarreling like the last time they were supposed to hold a line.

Ihr. Ihr allesamt.
'45 hätte man was von eurem lächerlichen Volk noch übrig war, ausradieren sollen.

Ihr werdet an eurem Euro noch ersticken ihr Untermenschen

>"The EU Army will be controlled by German officers."
That's Ireland out then.

the uk exists to stop 1 nation controlling all of europe,an empire on our doorstep will be a threat

expect war krauts! no one steps to great britain!

Because by that point Germany will be its only member.

Germany, because we are neighbours I have to ask if you know what you are doing
this will be 3rd strike
no German will be left alive if you fail this time
and your country will be divided between france and Denmark

pick of the last time belgian soldiers where under german command

Romanians are very reliable, Hans, let them guard your flanks at least.

>They can't dig if they are quarreling

We'll just tell them we've buried Adidas tracksuits there, they'll focus on digging then.

See, it's working, the anglos have already started speaking German!

Can not comply with insanity, m8.

Jacek, please. What's a little war between neighbors? It's not like you aren't used to it.

Ivan and Hans will take good care of you. Promise.

Well if that's settled, off you go to new adventures! If you need forex or a place to store gold, you know where we are.

you suck at humour hans, you are speaking english all the time

This is obviously a light-hearted shitposting thread, aren't you taking it a bit too seriously?

Don't now yourself, Fritz.
The Anglos are too retarded even to learn their own native tongue.

And yet, they will ruin your little European Union. I don't love them, but that is still admirable.

>If you need forex or a place to store gold, you know where we are.

Thanks for the offer! Much appreciated.

Yeees ..
After brexit is complete we can start ww3....
Then me and my bro's can go on a europeein invasion , take what we want and breed with your hottest bitches....

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He's got a point you wanker.

So many fucking muds in your Shit hole country, what even is your national language now?

Germans building a Reich is serious business, faggot.

Truely this is the best timeline. When did everything go so right? One year ago I felt like killing myself but these happenings and forced red pills just fill me with the joy of living.

>you are speaking english all the time

Which is literally a Germanic language, so basically Anglos have been speaking German for centuries now.

Oh ok. Well if it soothes you, I promise you will be spared. Ok?

Welp, I had to ask
there will be no germans in 2050, enjoy your last years of existence

your delusion is unsettling