Brit/pol/ - tfw not an Amerilard edition

>Ian Paisley in quotes
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-29171017

>Thirteen year-old sucks on black mamba every day
metro.co.uk/2016/12/07/spice-addict-13-smokes-every-day-until-he-passes-out-6306912/

>UKIP calls for burka ban: Paul Nuttall says Britain is ready to bite back on migration
express.co.uk/news/politics/741870/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-brexit-interview-views-economy-government-britain-uk

>EU unveils new Space Egg headquarters that symbolises "Joy at a time of populist uprising and anger"
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/08/eu-unveils-new-300m-space-egg-hq-europa-brussels/

>Notorious bender Peter Tachell and Syria protesters disrupt Corbyn speech
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38274395

>Gina Miller will WIN Supreme Court Brexit ruling as Government advisers predict narrow victory for Parliament having to vote on A50
express.co.uk/news/politics/741993/government-lose-supreme-court-article-50-brexit-appeal-ruling-claim-advisors

>EU negotiator rushes through deal for UK to pay for access to Single Market, migrants
express.co.uk/news/politics/741781/Brexit-EU-referendum-Brits-keep-freedom-of-movement-residence-rights

>Turkey accused of ‘dissolving’ their migrant camps as scum floods Greece
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/10/migrants-arrive-greece-dissolved-turkish-migrant-camps/

>Peter Hitchens was right; "The Boris Effect" strikes again as Ed Balls's popularity soars after humiliating himself in public
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ed-balls-strictly-popularity-comres-poll-theresa-may-a7467336.html

>More proof that the SNP actually want England to be right-wing for the sake of their own political gain as figures show they spent less money during the EU Referendum than Wetherspoons
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/29/snp-accused-barely-trying-eu-referendum-outspent-wetherspoon/

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fucking kek your country is 57% white

I just checked britains obesity rates
wtf white people we need to get it together

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ball prit brit pol
is the best thread to read in the shithole

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This is going to be one of those UK US fight threads isn't it.

>threadwars

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If we banter the americans will they try and sue Sup Forums?

Will we get rid of the scots anytime soon lads?
There cuckoldry is too much
Amerifats are the ones who made us fat lads

We're not all cunts, lad.

>Will we get rid of the scots anytime soon lads?
Not anytime soon.

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Why is Brit/pol/ so racist?

Polish and American people aren't allowed to make Brit/pol/ threads. Disgusting nativists, the lot of you.

>Luton
>Quiet town

Why was france always meddling in our affairs~?

Brexit is a good opportunity to get rid of the scotcucks.

Just think of all the women you know who are disinterested in politics. All the ones who don't know what you're talking about when you mention recent political news and happilly exclaim they don't know anything about politics.

Bring up the idea they shouldn't get a vote and they suddenly become interested. They only want it to be validated as people because they're insecure emotional wrecks. In the past they'd have just voted in line with their husbands but none of them have husbands anymore ad if they do few listen to them because they have liberal mouthpieces on the television to blindly follow.

How fucking dare you, we based CIVIC nationalism here

Only Brits and Russian Jews are allowed here.

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What about us loyal Scots?

I am British and always will be.

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The fact we don't allow them to make threads is not the disgusting thing, what is disgusting is the fact they exist.

Of course France wants war. Just look how close they put their country to all our bases!

move south before Hadrians wall is rebuilt

We just want all the SNP cunts to go.

>tfw we won the Anglo-American Thread War of 2016

>Scotland crashing Scotlamd
kek.

They did not want a united kingdom or one dominant kingdom to rule Scotland and England.
Pic related is why they didn't want it.

Says the brit...

>moving from our homeland
Disgusting.

BUT WHO'S GOING TO WIPE ME ARSE WHEN I'M TOO OLD

Have fun fighting the Scottish IRA for the next 50 years

FROG!

This is a safe space from a european dominated pol, please leave immediately!

Flipbro

We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs.
We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU.
We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government.
We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory.
We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit.
We believe in authority.
We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man.
We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state.
We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church.
We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy.
We are in favour of localism and local communities.
We support the small businessman and entrepeneur.
We support British industry & manufacturing.
We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation
We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism.
We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism
We are opposed to the Class War.
We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation.
We are against the purely materialist conception of life.
We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations.
We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.

We're in agreement then. Don't worry lad, support for the SNP is falling considering their absolute failure to make Scotland a better place.

Drugs and poverty is on the rise in Glasgow and they are doing absolutely nothing about it instead they are flying off to Europe to negotiate a deal between Scotland the EU, something that the EU recently said would never happen.

Scottish Tories will slowly win SNP seats and the SNP will fade away.

Rule Britannia!

>I'm British
>my homeland is Scotland, not Great Britain
Sort your national identity out

I will.

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MINE'S A BIG MAC

Fuck Blair and fuck New Labour.

HAAAALLLLOOOOWWWW

PAUL GOLDING
JAYDA FRANSEN
and any of the other DAFTIES need to shtep aside, and allow UKIP to gain ground on local issues

okay thank you

Reminder that real men don't cry.
youtu.be/FLa7hLELmdw

>on a diet
>mum buys 8 pork pies at 300 cals each
why god
why tempt me like this
is this a test?

UK is the fattest country in Europe.

What is this you keep posting in every thread?

Post your best military tunes pls, they make great background music for this assignment I'm doing
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WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T PREP THE BULL?! MORE LIKE RACIST REES MOGG

I used to think they were a healthy lunchbox filler for work but they really aren't

chink

>on diet
>lets get a chinese today user

Well, I guess I can start after Christmas.

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>their absolute failure to make Scotland a better place.
Except the part where Scotland has improved in nearly every measure since Labour lost power.

(Which isn't a testament to the skill of the SNP, just the incompetence and complacency of Labour, but that's not the point.)

why not exercise self restraint you disgusting man blob

Lol I have actually joined a gym but I'm genuinely too busy to actually visit until the new year

>BRRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>Cums and rolls over on sweaty bed
>So, wee lad... you'll be votin' SNP then?
>Y-Yes Miss Sturgeon.
>Good...send in the next one.

>Scottish IRA

They'll be too busy shooting up themselves to bug us Loyalists

Who says I don't? I'm enlisting in the navy you bender, trying to get a 6 min mile atm so I impress them

>mfw Indians move from a country with no toilets to live in a country where they wipe people's arses

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Another loyalist!

Nice to see you, user.

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>new-age drippiness
The most wonderful posh twat in all of parliament.
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>being able to join a gym

Well look at Mr Moneybags here.
I bet you have a job too!

What is Brit/pol/s general stance on Israel/Palestine?

So apparently David Mitchell writes for the Guardian now

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/11/faiz-siddiqui-oxford-university-painful-truth-fair-crack-of-whip-david-mitchell

Actually my sis works at Virgin Active and I'm on her 'buddy' membership

>tfw purposely vote tory to keep poor people poor

I would rather support Israel and Palestine, but both of them are backwards assholes.

Viva el Palestine. The Jews should be moved to Madagascar like Hitler intended.

can I fuck your sister

I'm fine with them existing as long as they keep the mudslimes busy.

Israel, I don't care if "hurr hurr jews!", No way I'm supporting the pakis

*than not and

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This is great M80, I believe in all of this apart from the part about Monarchy.

You write it yourself?

>mfw covert Catholic Loyalist

>fight for land surrounded by hundreds of miles of empty desert
retarded

www.strawpoll.me/11850279
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Nah shes banging a hench gym instructor

Mitchell has been a columnist for The Guardian for a few years now

Is he black

kill every saudi

He's written for them for ages

All I've seen is the usual pandering to metropolitan liberals

It's annoying when you like someone on TV for their actual job but then see them write preachy shit online and just wanna punch them

is bigboyzz /our guy/?

putting the fat cunts in their place

Protestant here. I don't particularly like Catholics, but you loyalist ones are alright.

I despise people who constantly complain when they're around food. I dumped my ex because of it (though it was really just the final nudge I needed). If I brought a pasty or some muffins or whatever home from work she'd moan at me not to do it anymore because she's on a diet. Every time I told her the entire point is to get to the point you can control yourself and don't feel the need to stuff your fat Face with everything in a mole radius but she never understood it. Always my fault if she failed to lose weight because she ate a single custard cream out of the packet i brought home. It couldnt possibly have been because she ate 3 portions of whatever slimming world shite she cooked. I despise these diets that claim you can eat as much of their recipes as you want, it's fucking nonsense and doesn't deal with the central deficiency of fatties. I don't hate people who lack self control, I hate people who don't even acknowledge that it's valuable.

The peep show was my favourite show, I don't know how to feel about this

Aint you a lucky fucky.

I'm poor by choice, not by Tory efforts.

Michael Stone did nothing wrong.