What are the sword-carry laws in your cunt?

Since I can't legally carry a gun here, I realized the next best defense is a sword, especially when I have to take a bus through the ghetto to get to class.

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>carrying a sword
This is literally autism behavior.

>implying
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I hope some weaboo autistic faggot pulls a sword on me and he gets his head blown off by my .357 magnum

i wouldnt pull it if I thought someone had a gun. The gun is king. But the sword is queen.

swords are very impractical without formal training

no swords in my cunt please

just use a mace

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>cringe weeaboo

Just carry a knife you fucking autist.

I can't imagine a gunless swordless man overpowering a sword-wielder. There's no better weapon for combat within 20 feet

maces are for bashing plate armour.
educate yourself fool

Non-projectile weapons are fucking pleb tier.

Even a fucking slingshot with a rock beats a sword.

You'd better fucking make sure you don't miss the gun, b/c if you pull that thing, you're fully deserving to get you head blown off.
Also, anyone who pulls a sword on an unarmed man is a coward.

Swords are classified as knives, and therefore only legal to carry if you have a clear purpose. Self defense doesn't count.

Axes, however, are there no laws against. I could carry a fucking war axe on my back without breaking any laws. The police would probably tell me to leave it at home, though.

we can carry swords?!?!!? why the fuck didnt any one tell me!?!?!?! open carry gun and sword... i could be living the fucking dream and nobody told me ?!!?!?

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This. It'd be David vs Goliath all over again.

My first thoughts

>pretty autistic

I'm often in situations where I could be ganged up on. A sword is excellent when you're outnumbered by punks.

It happens all the time leaf. Small autistic man pulls sword on a jacked nigger who takes a couple cuts to the hand then overpowers you and easily grabs the sword

you cant grab a sharpened sword. And why the cuck vocabulary kid?

Is this a bait thread?
or are you just 15?

You fucking dumbass! Never look more ready to fight than you really are: it's the quickest way to get yourself killed.

I'm not the kind of guy who tries to hide anything.

are you fucking retarded? You can easily grab a sharpened sword, especially when defending for your life and the attacker is a 5'8 canadian weaboo with no formal training. also
>cuck vocabulary
you have to be underage or very severely autistic

And btw swords are the reason our people survived the middle ages.

You know what, just fucking do it. Buy a sword and go out with it in public. I don't give a shit what happens to you.
Why the fuck did you even make this thread? Were you looking for Sup Forums's approval?

you have sword carry laws?

Yeah it's not the fucking middle ages you underaged autist.

Holy shit are you guys seeing this fucking moron? He's going to get himself fucking beat up and probably killed.

But a slingshot with a rock requires training too.

Might as well just get a knife, if you get jumped at least you can stab someone before you get fucked up. Sword is obvious, you see some autistic faggot walking around with a sword and you can just overpower him and take it out of his hands.

Just don't stab them too hard, if you kill your enemies they win.

just let this little leaf live out his fantasy and risk being jumped by a group of somali immigrants who easily take his sword and decapitate him on public transport

How do you faggots lack so much confidence

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confidence is not the same as naive stupidity. I have confidence in my smith and wesson, you have naive stupidity that you can swordfight like you see in your favorite cartoons

This

i bet i could take that sword away from you one on one without so much as a scratch

a blade is only as strong as its wielder sempai leaf

>UK
>Can't carry a gun
>Can't carry any knife other than a pussy ass folding bushcraft knife
>Can't carry a blunt truncheon
>Phone signal and police response times too shit

If someone tries to assault you in London, you're better off just killing yourself.

Given that you can't carry a blade more than 3 inches in length in the UK without a "good reason", I'm guessing the sword-carry laws are not very lenient.

don't try

try martial arts, they cant take your hands and legs away from you

WHAT THE FUCK

just walk around in a full suit of armour and say you're a reenacter, thats what I do

You're going to get better fighting skills by becoming a cop or soldier.

You don't learn anything from doing casual martial art classes.

I'll take XIIa please

try a small blade in a leather attachment to your arm

>Can't CC a pistol because stupid gun laws
>Decide to carry a 4 inch knife
>Can't legally carry it
>Get around knife laws by wearing full suit of armour every day
>Go to the post office dressed as a Norman Knight
>mfw

Cringey as fuck in that article too.

Also what the fuck. 30 yo man with a 16yo girl heading out to an island to practice swordsmanship???

Buy a knife you fucking weirdo.

Our laws are generally fucking stupid.

How did we go from a confederation of military aristocracy with the rights to defend themselves enshrined in the constitution of our kingdom to a bunch of cucks who are forced to rely on PC Plod to save us from muslim rape gangs?

Dudes, muzzle loaders aren't regulated in most European countries and are treated as historical replicas.

Just get a matchlock, wheellock or a flintlock pistol.

The stopping power of a musketball is horrendous.

The crown no longer needed strong men.

>rely on PC Plod

PC Plod doesn't even fucking exist. I've never seen a policeman in my high-street ever. Maybe you'll get a copper on the road into town to nick people for going 35 in a 30.

I don't know if you heard him in the video, but he is MORE dangerous without the sword. He uses the sword to hinder his fighting capabilities and give his opponent a chance at survival

Just carry a pepper spray.

Unlawfully, if you have to.

just buy a switchblade you faggot

>inb4 illegal

>tfw carried around a claymore when touring around europe last summer.

I think...I think it's better this way