POSSIBLY RELATED TO ANTARTICA

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ALIEN FOUND IN NEW ZEALAND

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Probably one of those stupid art project things

bumperino

So Aussies were right about Kiwis all along.

Weird

It's a rock with weeds and shells on it

It's Cthulhu he's here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
maybe mutated by radiation or something, maybe attached to some wrecked ship or submarine
I'm not worried or impressed

looks like nigga hair

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Oh, a log with gooseneck barnacles all over it! Looks like it's dinnertime!

>mfw it's a promotion for death standing

shit one of the most disgusting things I remember to see in a while

Geoducks don't exist outside there. Only nere in the N. Pacific.

Drift wood + goose neck barnacles

Edible barnacles.
8 cups water
1 cup kosher salt
1 lb. separated and rinsed gooseneck barnacles
Instructions
Bring water to a boil in a 4-qt. saucepan. Stir in kosher salt until dissolved, about 1 minute. Add gooseneck barnacles; cook until tender, 2–3 minutes. Drain barnacles; serve with lemon wedges.

looks like it got lost on the way to tentacle rape japan.

its a whale carcass.

(((kosher))) salt

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Ah Kos, or some say Kosm...

That's very disturbing to look at.

No doubt they just got knocked overboard or something, they're shipped to China because they like weird food like this, many reason why they might wash up in NZ, not saying they're native to the region just that this is what they are.

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The salt may be (((kosher))) but barnacles aren't.

CLOVERFIELD

>kosher salt
Do they ritually slaughter the rock it comes from?

Those are goose barnacles. They're a delicacy.

No that's a log that god washed down a river, you are looking at the root end of it. The gooseneck barnacle proliferates on such flotsam throughout the oceans. It's nothing unusual.

If you knew anything about cooking at all or even product purchase. Youd know kosher salt comes in larg easily dissolving crystals. Dickhead.

They mix it with the fresh blood of slaughtered virgin goyim.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck
>A related species, Panopea zelandica, is found in New Zealand and has been harvested commercially since 1989.

GEE I WONDER IF MAYBE THAT'S IT

I'd pay good money to watch a Japanese porn star fuck that thing.

it's fucking covered in kos parasites as well!

>being this kosher salty

I harvest Geoduck for personal use using SCUBA in Puget Sound and those are not Geoducks faggot.

t. Marine Biologist.

Do you hear our prayers?

Sorry OP, you weren't supposed to see this.

Cooking is for women

IT'S OVER WE ARE DOOMED

ONLY THOSE WHO PRAISE KEK WILL BE SAVE

blistering barnacles batman

This is probably the last gift on 2016.

DONT LET IT CLIMB OUT OF ITS MOTHER

then what they fuck are they > t. Marine Biologist.?

All salt dissolves easily.

Salt is fucking salt.

Gooseneck Barnacles

Gooseneck barnacles. look it up. I'm not your personal research assistant.

its not a alien... its a mutant. many sea creatures go through many developmental phases that in no way resemble the adult during their lives

this poor thing is the result of "compiling errors" and parallel evolution. its mostly binomials and probably some coral species that got their dna mixed because reasons

its more accurate to think of that thing as a colony probably

Do you rike it?

What's going on in this thread

>kosher salt
Go to your Internet Safe Haven Kikebook

weebs are not allowed here

Giant Barnacle-Love these critters!
Balanus nubilus, commonly called the giant acorn barnacle, is the world's largest barnacle, reaching a diameter of 15 centimetres (5.9 in) and a height of up to 30 centimetres (12 in), and containing the largest known muscle fibres.

I think you mean spawn of K'tulu

thanks for the education !

The ride is just beginning

Then ya got the regular barnacles I'm always scrubbing off the bottom of my boat. Sigh.

Are you the same Kraut from before? \

The fuck are you on about?

It never stopsss

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

kek

FAKE NEWS

You're welcome. I live on an island in the Puget Sound and we have the greatest density of species on earth as well as giant octopus, like 18' long.

neat

Lil Wayne?

Fidalgo?

So, Amy Schumer finally left for NZ? Guess that Canada was too cold and Spain too brown.

Yeah I'm lucky to live here. If you look up Youtube videos of scuba diving in Deception Pass, Wa. you'll get an idea. The currents are very fast and the water cold.

Yes. Accessible by bridge, then from here by ferry to the San Juans.

I'm in Skagit County as well. Not near the sound though..

You want to know the truth about Antarctica?

You couldn't handle the truth.

What the Americans and Soviets found after following the Nazis there in the 1940s is more horrifying than you could possibly imagine.

Hadn't thought of this, it actually seems like the best explanation in this thread

Upriver?

Yeah.

The poor wizened child.

>kosher salt
>not boiling them in the sea water in which it came
Fucking amateur chefs hour...

Well if you want to go out salmon fishing etc then hit me up I could use crew to help manage boat.

Here's your (you). Post it, faggot.

Goose neck barnacle

I copypasta'd bro. I cook my Dungeness in the seawater otherwise not even my cat will eat them. I know these things...

Mercy for the poor wizened child.

youtube.com/watch?v=0iJ2O8IZh1A

I fish the river all the time. Steelhead should be coming in soon.

This is geoduck

You don't know shit son...

>kosher salt

>rt.com/viral/369936-mysterious-object-nz-beach/
This is so fucking disturbing in a lovecraftian way what the fuck

>looks like an uncircumcised penis

What did they mean by this?

That's certainly an alien. I'd recognize one anywhere.

Could there be unknown animals inside the shelf fragment that broke off? Or will it just be whooly mammals?

I suck at salmon fishing so far but I can fish trout, ocean wise I just use the speargun, fuck trying to catch them.

I've never fished the ocean or sound but when runs come into the river it's pretty easy to catch em if you know where to go.

you two should fuck

Fishing talk always makes me want to go out and fish

I only fuck sissy brit bois.

Ocean salmon season sucked this year so maybe I'll try the river.

But chellfish are not kosher

its the old gods.

It's one of those things where even if you don't catch a fish at least there's no niggers out on the pond.

Fly fisherman from the city are the niggers of the river.