Couple updates It's Cold Outside for a 21 Centery Audiance

Finally someone has fixed this misogynistic song. Reflecting the importance of convent we understand now in the year 2016.

>A couple from Minnesota has re-imagined the classic Christmas song "Baby It's Cold Outside" for a 21st-century audience, changing the song's lyrics to emphasize the importance of consent.

I really can't stay/Baby I'm fine with that

I've got to go away/Baby I'm cool with that

This evening has been/Been hoping you get home safe

So very nice/I'm glad you had a real good time

My mother will start to worry/Call her so she knows that you're coming

Father will be pacing the floor/Better get your car a-humming

So really I'd better scurry/No rush.

Should I use the front or back door?/Which one are you pulling towards more?

The neighbors might think/That you're a real nice girl

What is this drink?/Pomegranate La Croix

I wish I knew how/Maybe I can help you out

To break this spell/I don't know what you're talking about

I ought to say no, no, no/you reserve the right to say no

At least I'm gonna say that I tried/you reserve the right to say no

I really can't stay/...Well you don't have to

Baby it's cold outside

I've got to get home/Do you know how to get there from here

Say, where is my coat/I'll go and grab it my dear

You've really been grand/We'll have to do this again

Yes I agree/How 'bout the Cheesecake Factory?

We're bound to be talking tomorrow/Text me at your earliest convenience

At least I have been getting that vibe/Unless I catch pneumonia and die

I'll be on my way/Thanks for the great night

cnn.com/2016/12/02/us/baby-its-cold-outside-cover-trnd/index.html

>if you don't have their written consent it's rape

Every winter i hear about feminists making some huge deal about this old duet. Feminists really are fat losers with nothing better to do.

This version really feels like she wants her to ask her to stay. But he's a massive cuck and just can't.

Notarized consent*

Men who buy into this will never, ever have sex again.

Could you imagine a womans reaction when you are about to make a move and you say "I need you to verbally consent to sex with me. It's ok to say no."

Jesus, what kind of cuck nu-male even falls for this shit. Sex is supposed to move naturally. If they don't want it, it will be very apparent.

you can never truly know what someone is feeling without an assumption so under this dogshit infographic consent can never happen between two people

>implying a woman can make up her own mind on anything
>implying women dont have to be coerced or convinced to do even simple mundane tasks like going out for dinner or sleeping in.

saged

all their food and medical needs are taken care of. they have nothing to struggle for, so they imagine things

that, and they don't have children (literally a woman's primary reason for existing)

I hate my state

they can retract consent retroactively though, so what's the point of getting it written?

I seriously hate my state

I miss primaries

Are fat cat ladies really that big of a commercial demographic?

This reads like one of those autism stories off /fit/ shere the girl is constantly flirting with the dude just being utterly oblivious

I think the cringy part of the song is the cheesecake factory reference

>tfw its a bad date and you're gay but she wants to fugg

>We're bound to be talking tomorrow/Text me at your earliest convenience
If you're going to bastardize a song, at least don't make it sound like trash

this is cucked, I sing this song in my jazz group and all the women kneel before my dick

So everyone who uses myspace angles is a rapist.

>consent is not implied

I guess it was rape literally every time I've had sex then because I've never asked or been asked if it was cool.

brb turning self into police

I think that they might be autistic. to not be able to pick up social ques on whether someone does/doesn't want sex is a big sign that your probably on the spectrum

How is convincing some one not consent? Are you just supposed to wait around and have the other party initiate.