Christmas goat

>Christmas goat
Fucking FINNS

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A FUCKING GOAT

>Christmas lads.

Oh fuck off

Yes, Joulupukki is literally Yulegoat, but is actually Santa Claus. Kekripukki is the goat, or more accurately a drunk, violent man dressed like a goat, going from house to house demanding booze and food.

Never even heard of a Christmas goat.

EBIN :DDDD

>Christmas lads
wtf? I love iceland now

>not using grandfather frost

Why is rest of Europe so fucking bluepilled?

thats terrifying
is it related to the christmas Krampus of a bunch of other euro loser countries that looks suspiciously jewish?

I always wondered how could baby Jesus give presents to people, after all, he's a baby. Even goat makes more sense.

its called christmas bock/goat because goats have beards and santa has one too

Also Kekritärs and a haltija of plenty, with great big tits covered in nipples.

No, it's a Nordic tradition. Kekri is the paganic year's end harvest festival.

Icelandanons get in here and explain this

Hey fuck off the krampuses are the best part of christmas

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>slutty krampus
boring, I want real kampuses with loads of titties

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christmas man gives me a sensible chuckle

problemz?

Why southern Germans absolutley based?

Christmas goat is best goat

Only respectable ones outside of Father Christmas are St. Nicholas and Grandfather Frost.

Joulupukki

they all look kinda jewy

fags, we get a soda guzzling polar bear.

I don't really know what's going on here, but I like it.

That's what krampuses here are though, girls dressing up in suggestive clothes and going around with a guy dressed as Santa Claus. And have golden spray painted sticks (virgács) that they use, or well supposed to use to whip bad kids.

Turks confirmed sultanate of rum.

they all look like Sup Forums more like

Turks are like the orcs of europe

>Grandfather Frost

Funny to see Poland call the old man St. Nicholas, because that's also our proper name for Sinterklaas.

>yulelads
>a bunch of cuntish gnomes that mess with you

>harasses sheep
that one must be welsh

That map isn't very accurate now since the immigration trends changed. Here's a better one.

>Christmas gnome
>Christmas lads

Lalli killing Bishop Henry.

Femdom Krampus is best Krampus.

>the Ukraine is safe

>Sheep harasser - /an/
>Stubby - /fit/
>Spoon licker - /k/

Fucking goat, a goat..

>christmas lads

Delet this

we feed a trunk and then torture it with a stick to make it shit presents, literally.

outmeme this, finland

shit, log,
shit nougats (turrón),
hazelnuts and mató cheese,
if you don't shit well,
I'll hit you with a stick,
shit, log!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tió_de_Nadal

>christmas man
what the fuck, we dont have a anything for christmas, tough for the 5-6th of december we get saint nicolas with krampus and shit

It's threads like this that make me glad European culture is being replaced. Can't happen soon enough.

>Christmas lads

This thread just confirms that America has the best version of Santa Claus

Its much older tradition than christmas. A goat symbolizing the devil that punishes little kids if they do something wrong.

Joulu pukki vitun retardi.

not true
we have the magii and the shit faggot

Kekripukki

>Also Kekritärs and a haltija of plenty, with great big tits covered in nipples

Please explain and elaborate more please.

>Please explain pic related

>You will never have a cheeky pint and hit on slags with the Christmas lads in Iceland.

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masterrace

Has there been actual irl instances of this ?
Much wow

>when a fucking snow nigger steals your presents
every fucking time

The Christmas goat is actually one of Thor's goats.

Also, the Christ-child was originally a fairy and is still viewed as a fairy for the most part, and not really Christ.

now that is fucking gay

YoureNotLadsYoureFags.png

Only the opposite side of based finn throat singers
>Baby Jesus
Be more lame interior europe

Jesus was Hungarian.

n-no
you dont understand

>not having 7 year old aryan jesus bring you presents
its like you dont even enjoy boipucci

>BERGELE :DDD
you have me in tears

wow, this is much viking black metal

>mfw I read that

At least it wasn't created by coca cola like the burger version

I don't know how other countries do it but just for the sake of clarification. Santa Claus ( Mikulás from Szent Miklós - Saint Nicholas) comes on the 6th of December and gives chocolate and oranges to good kids and the krampuses whip them if they were bad. On December 25-26th the baby Jesus (kis Jézus) brings the actual presents, like an xbox or a bike and shit like that.

>I've never been to Europe at Christmas
There's a reason Yule festivals are held exclusively in Cathedrals.

Swedish bishop game to binland :DDD
Got fugged :D benis in anus
absolutely based Finland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lalli

Kaghand Pap in Armenia
He would be a mystical man that travels around the early winter months, he brings children gifts of candy, sweets, and shares stories, songs, and legends with them. Think of him as a traveling bard or some sort, but he is THE traveling mystical bard. It's a tradition from the Pagan era. but after the USSR took over, some have adopted a more "coca-cola" type of Santa, known as Dzmer pap, which means winter grandpa, and he hands out presents on New Years eve, not Christmas, which Armenians celebrate on January 6th.

>Finland
>Christmas Goat

Sweden should make ads about it so inmigrants flew over there, like the finland rape signal in africa.

In Spain we are more related with Tres Reyes Magos, but if we are talking only about the 25th is ok with Papá Noel.

Finns are irl memes

>mfw Fins have been worshipping Kek at Christmas for ages

kek confirmed mongolian not egyptian

>sinter klaas
>santa claus

i want to see your face right now

Lived in Spain for a while. This was my favourite.

We used to have a goat too.

It's always funny to me when Americans take the krampus shit so seriously

It even made that (pretty good) movie unwatchable

This is now a mongolia thread

Oispattaa.

>finnish folklore

Onneksi on :D
kuvassa ilmeeni kun juon nytkin kenraalia ja kohta lähden saunaan

gyere te is a KURVÁK ÉS TÉLAPÓK morrisons kettőbe ha 10 év alatti lány vagy ingyen koktál 22-ig lájkolj sherelj és lájkolj KURVÁK ÉS TÉLAPÓK KURVÁK ÉS TÉLAPÓK
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best folklore
probably oldest in europe too

faszom megy ki ilyen hidegben

>Christmas lads

>what if a dirty old man fucked some lolis haha like as a poem so it's art haha

I heard about that thing, wtf spain?

What kind of dumbass map is that? In Elsass we have the Christkindel and Hanstrap, no bullshit such as "father Christmas".

>Christmas Man
Sounds like the cheap Taiwanese knock-off desu

Finnish festival, actually. The folklore is more about the spells and rituals during the celebrations, like giving an animal sacrifice and leaving the bones in the pen to protect the animals, the dead walking amongst the living on the day, the owner of the house HAVING to get drunk to get a good harvest the next year, eating 9 times during the day, never putting the food away and giving food and drink to any and all visitors, making sure everyone eats well. Nevermind the spells and prayers.

>Hyve roua rouku sälke Anna mulla mustan lähme Valkia vasikka Kirjava kelpois Musta mukin mänis Mut tuohon toisen talon Yxi kyytö kytkyse Senki sarvet sonta soritta Hente pitkin permantota Kynnet yles taivaisen

Thats the beauty of it, cant you see?

>ha 10 év alatti lány vagy ingyen koktál 22-ig

We mostly use fat red santa nowadays. In the past you had to put out milk to the gnomes though, or they would poison your livestock

If your Christmas isn't about praising Baby Jesus while dressed up as three old niggers, you are a filthy jew

I thought it was common knowledge that Santa Claus is a corruption of Saint Nicholas

>Kekripukki is the goat, or more accurately a drunk, violent man dressed like a goat, going from house to house demanding booze and food.
We have this too. It's just that instead of one guy there is supposed to be several of them(together with people dressed up as 3 kings etc) but the tradition is almost gone.