YKTD is a 20 something year old neet who likes to roleplay as a conservative while living off the government and his parents. He deserves only your pity.
Can we just glass argentina already? I'm bored of their eternal whinging.
Jack Diaz
Who is that going to stop?
Andrew Lee
Yeah but some mudslimes offered free food last week, so it's all fine.
Nicholas Gonzalez
Nice truck type attacks
These are actually pretty standard
Jayden Ramirez
We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs. We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU. We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government. We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory. We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit. We believe in authority. We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man. We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state. We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church. We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy. We are in favour of localism and local communities. We support the small businessman and entrepeneur. We support British industry & manufacturing. We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism. We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism We are opposed to the Class War. We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation. We are against the purely materialist conception of life. We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations. We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.
Alexander Gonzalez
Didn't isis say that they were planning something for before Christmas?
Luke Powell
>Listening to terrorists even though you know their whole shtick is to frighten people Good goy
Adam Gomez
Carol singing?
Adam Wood
Diane Abbott for PM.
Lucas Torres
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Carson Long
>work tomorrow >sit up until stupid o'clock every Sunday to drag the weekend out as long as possible
Anybody else do this?
Fuck Mondays
Gavin Green
okay
Brody Gray
An office party?
Jose Thompson
A company Christmas dinner at Prezzo with the CIA boys followed by a piss up at the royal oak
Juan Ramirez
The cod, Ragnar
Luke Russell
Didn't read any of this.
Charles Torres
isis are pretty much gone, just rogue cells
Adrian Miller
What the fuck are 'Christmas lads'?
Aiden Edwards
Varg videos are so comfy
Jonathan Morgan
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Daniel Long
Night lads
Cheers to another glorious day where the universe is defined by Britain
Liam Brown
Jingle Bombs.
Hunter Stewart
Check these digits
Adrian Thompson
Night night pumpkin.
Ayden Morgan
...
Jose Perez
...
Ryan Hall
Nice lad.
Logan Parker
2 fat ladies
Ethan Rogers
Check this 14.
Dominic Cox
Congratulations
Check these
Jayden Sanders
You fucking what mate?
Nicholas Garcia
??????????
Michael Sullivan
...
Caleb Cooper
So who was your pm?
Justin Davis
...
Ethan Sanders
Outstanding. Watch my doubles
Robert Powell
The digits, Dahnald. Hand them over.
Nicholas Howard
I need to know where you got this power from. I'll give it a go. Check my 92
Michael Hernandez
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Aiden Jackson
Wake up May 7th. Tories have lost half their seats to UKIP MP's. Results are this. What do?
Hunter Clark
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Christian Barnes
Incredible.
Now check these.
Ian Rivera
Oh no our pro-immigration, pro-EU politically correct government got deposed by a slightly more inept party
A Tory-UKIP coalition would only serve to kill UKIP, the Lib Dems learned that and it would especially be the case in UKIP's most important areas, the North and Wales
Connor Cox
The cornetto trilogy was a bit shit
Austin Ward
Turn on Fox to see Nigel Farrage's handsomly dastardly mug at Trump Tower.
Jayden Lopez
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Henry Collins
Anyone smoking the devil's lettuce until 4am today?
Logan Miller
>leaf
Juan Moore
Wake up again because this is clearly fantasy land.
2/10 larping
Michael Jenkins
UK is shit
Caleb Ortiz
What is it about them you don't like? Personally I liked Shaun & Fuzz, never saw the third one, assumed it was shite because nobody ever talks about it.
Jonathan Green
Yup and we're proud of it.
Matthew Harris
Evening all >tfw going to bed because I want to and not because I have to force myself awake to earn money for Mr. Noseberg first thing in the morning tomorrow
John Sanders
I wish. My guy fucking disappeared never to be heard from again. And everybody else is a useless unreliable cunt. Just drinking the ABV jew until I pass out.
Sebastian Miller
Just never really connected with them.
The third was probably my favourite as it was less of a comedy
Thomas Ortiz
>Tfw YKTD is a NEET and probably gets more money than me
Joshua Cook
Go on
Justin Morris
It's not right, but you're not wrong
Isaiah Rogers
3rd had promise, soundtrack was good, the "le english fans are bigots" bit triggerd me.
Hunter Harris
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Jackson Wright
How about making money for yourself?
Andrew Campbell
I really would be interested to hear a non-shitpost justification of your neetdom.
John Peterson
I think to be honest they're only so funny to me because me and my mates always bounce the quotes off each other and shit. Hot fuzz inside jokes have become like a second language at times
That sucks man. My friend's guy goes by the name 'white nigel' and got his door put through with an axe last weekend. Now there's a cardboard sign covering the hole that says "NO RONGINS" on it
Jackson Jones
That's a lot of (you) for me.
Josiah Ward
jus testin
Grayson Stewart
Who is Brit/pol/'s favourite member of Linkin Park?
Haha le Theresa may is so based xD she's going to take back control! She will lower immigration even by 1 migrant one of these years right lads?
Haha nice job we took some 35 year old child refugees too! And now you're a terrorist if you are part of a far-right movement... It's all going good guys.
Thank you based conservatives : )
Levi Jackson
Always assumed they already were classed as a 'hate group' so 'terrorist' is not much of a step.
Not sure, though, how they can really class them as a terrorist group when they've carried out no attacks... I guess it's the incitement of hatred that they've got them on. The government, yet again, not understanding that banning something makes it stronger. Just like banning your wife's daughter from fucking niggers.
And yet again, the Independent doesn't understand the word 'fascist'.
Jeremiah Carter
Thank you
James Johnson
I can't think of anything that winds me up more than when black people call themselves English.
British is just a nationality and whilst I don't like it legally anyone born here is British, but leave my ethnic heritage alone. There is no such thing as a black English person.
Cooper Gomez
>And yet again, the Independent doesn't understand the word 'fascist'. NA are unironically fascist though, they brand themselves as such.
Zachary Kelly
well, NA aren't a political organization, so it's hard to say they're true fascists.
They're basically LARPers, not very good ones at that since they haven't even sorted out a good uniform.
Lincoln Martin
Exactly this. Next year's migration figures will be higher than this year, by a long way. I actually think we'll hit 1,000,000 gross and about 650,000 net.
The Tories are the smartest party in this country and they have played this whole thing like fucking masters.
The Sup Forums dicksucking of the Tories has been sad to see, so naive. The Tories and NewLabour are identical, just with very slightly different opinons on trade and economics as a whole
Owen Lee
Anglo is the word you're looking for, not English. No such thing as a black Anglo