Brit/pol/ YKTD is a Faux Conservative Neet edition

YKTD is a 20 something year old neet who likes to roleplay as a conservative while living off the government and his parents.
He deserves only your pity.

>Boris Johnson refuses to back down as he meets King Salman of Saudi Arabia days after criticising key British ally
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/boris-johnson-meets-king-salman-saudi-arabia-talks-days-criticising/

>Nicola Sturgeon economic growth adviser warns against Scottish Budget tax hike on the wealthy
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/12/11/nicola-sturgeon-economic-growth-adviser-warns-against-scottish/

>'Candour' in UK-Saudi relations - Johnson
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281143

>Clarke warns May over 'hard Brexit'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38281146

>Secret Tory team planning General Election for FEBRUARY to save Brexit
express.co.uk/news/politics/742241/General-Election-February-secret-Tory-Theresa-May-boost

>Gina Miller: The Brexit Commons vote was a ‘red herring’
express.co.uk/news/politics/742356/Gina-Miller-Brexit-Commons-vote-red-herring

>Cologne Police Ignored New Year’s Eve Migrant Rape Emergency Calls
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/11/cologne-police-ignored-new-years-eve-migrant-rape-emergency-calls/

>UKIP Vows to Fight Local Government Union Flag Removal Order
breitbart.com/london/2016/12/11/ukip-vows-to-keep-british-flag-flying/

>Party can close gap in polls, says Abbott after byelection disasters
theguardian.com/politics/2016/dec/11/labour-can-close-gap-in-polls-says-diane-abbott

>How California could be heading for its own version of Brexit
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/12/california-heading-version-brexit/

>Brexit: Experts warn UK's new WTO status could be blocked by Argentina
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/britain-wto-schedule-argentina-spain-brexit-latest-a7468766.html

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4022826/Concrete-barriers-erected-German-Christmas-market-Birmingham-stop-terror-attacks.html
youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-action-british-neo-nazi-group-to-be-classed-as-terror-organisation-and-banned-first-time-a7468136.html
youtube.com/watch?v=mpR59RSYZnc
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Imperial Leather

Please can we not bully?

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nth for shitposting

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>286
Kill yourself autist
paedos

im not paedo, i even have a paedo check from the government proving i am not

ON ILKLEY MOOR BAHT 'AT

The absolute state of brit/pol/

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YKTD BTFO

I will soon. ust eating chips.

286 what?
Also, you're a fucking ephebophile.

FUCK ANIME

I have to do an essay, I might as well just shitpost every now and then as a break.

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when you start a new thread there should be a check box saying 'allow tripcodes?' and a drop down list allowing you to exclude certain flags

YKTD spotted

>"DELETE THIS"

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4022826/Concrete-barriers-erected-German-Christmas-market-Birmingham-stop-terror-attacks.html

Can we just glass argentina already? I'm bored of their eternal whinging.

Who is that going to stop?

Yeah but some mudslimes offered free food last week, so it's all fine.

Nice truck type attacks


These are actually pretty standard

We believe in Britain and the British people, their heritage and customs.
We believe in a sovereign self-governing Britain and withdrawal from the EU.
We reject all forms of foreign interference in our government.
We ask for an understanding and consciousness by all our people of their nation’s greatness, achievements, and glory.
We believe that the heterosexual family is the primary social unit.
We believe in authority.
We believe in the spiritual values of life and of the respect that is owing to man.
We believe in the obligation of labour and the rolling back of the welfare state.
We believe in virtue and the sacred nature of Christianity and our Established Church.
We believe that our country is best served by our indigenous customs & traditions, its time-honoured hereditary principle and our monarchy.
We are in favour of localism and local communities.
We support the small businessman and entrepeneur.
We support British industry & manufacturing.
We are opposed to internationalism and globalisation
We are opposed to communism, to socialism, to liberalism and to anarchism.
We are opposed to mass immigration and multiculturalism
We are opposed to the Class War.
We are opposed to Political Correctness and support the repeal of all cultural-Marxist legislation.
We are against the purely materialist conception of life.
We support the Great British Countryside and its conservation for future generations.
We are against all the great heresies of our age, because we have yet to be convinced that there is any part of the world where the liberty to propagate such heresies has been the cause of anything good.

Didn't isis say that they were planning something for before Christmas?

>Listening to terrorists even though you know their whole shtick is to frighten people
Good goy

Carol singing?

Diane Abbott for PM.

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>work tomorrow
>sit up until stupid o'clock every Sunday to drag the weekend out as long as possible

Anybody else do this?

Fuck Mondays

okay

An office party?

A company Christmas dinner at Prezzo with the CIA boys followed by a piss up at the royal oak

The cod, Ragnar

Didn't read any of this.

isis are pretty much gone, just rogue cells

What the fuck are 'Christmas lads'?

Varg videos are so comfy

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Night lads

Cheers to another glorious day where the universe is defined by Britain

Jingle Bombs.

Check these digits

Night night pumpkin.

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Nice lad.

2 fat ladies

Check this 14.

Congratulations

Check these

You fucking what mate?

??????????

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So who was your pm?

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Outstanding. Watch my doubles

The digits, Dahnald. Hand them over.

I need to know where you got this power from. I'll give it a go. Check my 92

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Wake up May 7th. Tories have lost half their seats to UKIP MP's. Results are this. What do?

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Incredible.

Now check these.

Oh no our pro-immigration, pro-EU politically correct government got deposed by a slightly more inept party

A Tory-UKIP coalition would only serve to kill UKIP, the Lib Dems learned that and it would especially be the case in UKIP's most important areas, the North and Wales

The cornetto trilogy was a bit shit

Turn on Fox to see Nigel Farrage's handsomly dastardly mug at Trump Tower.

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Anyone smoking the devil's lettuce until 4am today?

>leaf

Wake up again because this is clearly fantasy land.

2/10 larping

UK is shit

What is it about them you don't like? Personally I liked Shaun & Fuzz, never saw the third one, assumed it was shite because nobody ever talks about it.

Yup and we're proud of it.

Evening all
>tfw going to bed because I want to and not because I have to force myself awake to earn money for Mr. Noseberg first thing in the morning tomorrow

I wish. My guy fucking disappeared never to be heard from again. And everybody else is a useless unreliable cunt. Just drinking the ABV jew until I pass out.

Just never really connected with them.

The third was probably my favourite as it was less of a comedy

>Tfw YKTD is a NEET and probably gets more money than me

Go on

It's not right, but you're not wrong

3rd had promise, soundtrack was good, the "le english fans are bigots" bit triggerd me.

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How about making money for yourself?

I really would be interested to hear a non-shitpost justification of your neetdom.

I think to be honest they're only so funny to me because me and my mates always bounce the quotes off each other and shit. Hot fuzz inside jokes have become like a second language at times

That sucks man. My friend's guy goes by the name 'white nigel' and got his door put through with an axe last weekend. Now there's a cardboard sign covering the hole that says "NO RONGINS" on it

That's a lot of (you) for me.

jus testin

Who is Brit/pol/'s favourite member of Linkin Park?


youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE

>National Action proscribed as a terrorist group
You lads heard about this? Enjoy getting v& if you visited their website.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/national-action-british-neo-nazi-group-to-be-classed-as-terror-organisation-and-banned-first-time-a7468136.html

Anyone have the video of the look back at 2016

White Nige sounds fantastic.

Well deserved tbqh

>YKTD threads

you people are as cancerous as tripfags.
You make everything about the fucking tripfags.

Here m8y, I hope it's the right one for you.
>youtube.com/watch?v=mpR59RSYZnc

Haha le Theresa may is so based xD she's going to take back control! She will lower immigration even by 1 migrant one of these years right lads?

Haha nice job we took some 35 year old child refugees too! And now you're a terrorist if you are part of a far-right movement... It's all going good guys.

Thank you based conservatives : )

Always assumed they already were classed as a 'hate group' so 'terrorist' is not much of a step.

Not sure, though, how they can really class them as a terrorist group when they've carried out no attacks... I guess it's the incitement of hatred that they've got them on. The government, yet again, not understanding that banning something makes it stronger. Just like banning your wife's daughter from fucking niggers.

And yet again, the Independent doesn't understand the word 'fascist'.

Thank you

I can't think of anything that winds me up more than when black people call themselves English.

British is just a nationality and whilst I don't like it legally anyone born here is British, but leave my ethnic heritage alone. There is no such thing as a black English person.

>And yet again, the Independent doesn't understand the word 'fascist'.
NA are unironically fascist though, they brand themselves as such.

well, NA aren't a political organization, so it's hard to say they're true fascists.

They're basically LARPers, not very good ones at that since they haven't even sorted out a good uniform.

Exactly this. Next year's migration figures will be higher than this year, by a long way. I actually think we'll hit 1,000,000 gross and about 650,000 net.

The Tories are the smartest party in this country and they have played this whole thing like fucking masters.

The Sup Forums dicksucking of the Tories has been sad to see, so naive. The Tories and NewLabour are identical, just with very slightly different opinons on trade and economics as a whole

Anglo is the word you're looking for, not English.
No such thing as a black Anglo