Pick up that can

What do you do? You're not gonna let him just push you around like that, right? This is AMERICA

pick up the can for scrap metal

Implying I would litter in America. Clearly you have no sense of civic pride!

City 17 is in yurope tho

cheat for uber gravity gun and mess up the script bad

I want to play a new HalfLife so badly.
Is Half Life 3 just going to be our future IRL and we won't even have to buy it ?

not for you, unless you count mudslimes as combines

I'm muslim kek

why do I keep getting that fucking Name

There's a left/right authoritarian/economic meme in here somewhere.

It's a glitch I think

don't believe you
vidja and fun are haram
and you wouldn't want to be a bad mudslime

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I pick up that can and throw it at him.

In the game that leads to 100% certain death within moments

How do you retaliate to such a monstrosity?

I don't have a weapon available to my hotkeys. So I guess I pick up the can.

no it doesn't, you pussy. you just run out of the building

>100% certain death within moments
You can just run away, you know that right. There's even an achievement for it.

I thought Half Life 2 was in Bulgaria.

he blocks the only path immediately and is guaranteed to hit you enough to kill you

Become known as "The Free Man" and destroy their fucking citadel.

Don't tell the others but
some of us are cool
i'm even white (caucasus)
sshhhhhhhhh don't wake the others

It definitely leads to death. You can NEVER attack an officer. The Combine are our friends to help us through these hard times.

Its a fictional city, however it was very heavily modeled after european cities like Prague.

don't know if disingenuous troll or genuinely retarded

load it up and try it, faggot

its ez unless you're BAD

>caucasus
>white

you churkas are as white as Swahilis

see

oh, gotcha. you were only pretending to be retarded

>The Combine are our friends to help us through these hard times.
Confirmed for Civil Protection citizen relations officer.

There wasn't a flashing QTE taking up half the screen saying "Press X to retreat", so he didn't realize he could do it.

Nah its in russia

Ah I see.

Say "no, black lives matter" before getting beaten to death

its called a joke? is that what you say to anybody who says a joke?

you must be fun at parties

>implying America hasn't conquered the earth by then

The bridge sequence in half life would have been better if you could look down and see your feet

I'll pick it up and put it in the bin

I'd just be happy with someone talking to me, desu

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Go down to your local law enforcement officer and take a shit on the floor. You'll get lots of friendly folks giving you a howdy doo

Who /resistance/ here? I heard Eli is almost done with a new way out of the city.

>does Haram things
>progressive muslim
You are everything Sup Forums hates, I hope you understand that

I didnt explain it. I elaborated on it, forwarded it to you, then you said I'm retarded

Thank you for talking to me

*whips out dick*

You faggots are ruining my district, stop leaving your fucking cans everywhere you ungrateful jews

and baby yous ares everything I love about this places

Nobody left it there though. That """"""peaceful"""""" Combine officer knocked it off and didn't even say sorry. It's like he doesn't even care about me

Just bought this game. Holsy shit is it different from the first two

>pick up and drop weapons
Fuck that
>full blown sjw fuck whitey this girl is stronk narrative
Oh fuck that
>vigors
Never even use that shit outside of when they force you to
>magically jump to hooks "lol idunno magnets maybe"
Half assed bullshit

Jesus christ what the fuck happened
So glad half life 2 is my favorite game because i wouldnt stand for this shit and would shoot up a game studio if this was the only optiom

Yeah because he knows youre an illegal shit who refuses to leave and he cant do anything about it because of (((Breen))) GET OUT OF MY DISTRICT REEEEEEEE

>implying we'd live in your shit district
>implying we'd willingly take stun prods up our asses daily
I got out as fast as I could.

What studio would you shoot up? When? How? What's your full name and address?

Just wondering is all.

>Hotkey bound to 1 isn't Free Speech
>Hotkey bound to 2 isn't a Gun

Lmao

The digits.

>not having a gun as your primary and liberty as your sidearm

Weak

That's the joke, user.

In half-life, he has neither. Therefore it's no wonder he's in a position where he is told to pick up the can.

>primary weapon is free speech
>secondary weapon ensures I never lose my primary weapon

h-handsome...
I'd love to pull your hair while I fuck your boipussy!!

shred that script brah!

A leaf
What else could it be

What the fuck are you even saying? Are you saying that if all of humanity had guns there would be no combine? Because humanity tried that and then got BTFO in 7 hours.

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It's a joke, faggot. Calm down. Do you go to a standup show and challenge the comic to prove he had a conversation at the urinal before coming up? Relax.

Prop boost with the can and clip through the wall

>Oi! BIN THAT ASSULT CAN RIGHT NOW!
Half-Life confirmed for Londonstan

The can is on the trashcan dipshit.

I'll literally will die for that.
If it was on the floor and I was littering I would have picked it up before that faggot even showed up.

>I'll literally will die for that
Austrian educmaction.

I pick up the 2017 President Hillary Clinton limited edition Coco cola can and put it in the trash. I don't want trouble here, when I am planning to escape later.