Why are sharts so dumb that they think they can jump out of skyscrapers and survive?

Why are sharts so dumb that they think they can jump out of skyscrapers and survive?

Presumably they just figured that going splat was a better way to die than staying in the building and burning to death.

Why are Micks so dumb that they think those people jumped for survival?

you must go back fidlam bens.

It was literaly so hot that steel melted, of course they would jump

Why not just climb down?!?!???

Because they aren't Spiderman

You have two choices

1. Get 3rd degree burns in mere seconds from the fire, hang to side of excruciatingly hot building inhaling smoke

2. Jump away from fire, fall to the ground at terminal velocity with 1/100000000 chance you might land on something soft and survive
Good luck thinking logically when your skin in melting off

>New Yorkers are so dumb they'll damn themselves to hell (lake of fire) to escape a little bit of fire

amerisplats

They could die of intoxication rather than burned alive. The interiors fire' smoke has cyanide and high concentration of CO2.

You know, it's a less painful death than make big splash in the street. But well....

>it's a less painful death than make big splash in the street
Is it thought? Suffocate in compete burning darkness for minutes, or soaring like a bird in the open fresh air for 5 seconds before an immediate death.

if dying from smoke is so bad how come people can do it in their sleep?

take the elevator then. dumb americans

but would you even feel the impact?

this desu

we had a guy fall asleep with his foot on the heater inside an abrams and woke up with 3rd degree burns.

38% of the people who jumped survived. Nobody who stayed behind did.

Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a building?

Because he's an American.

It's a well known fact that Americans are big guys for Eagles,but did you know that Americans actually are capable of tapping into the power of flight?

This is why when the fire rises, we see so many Americans leap from the tower. They know that they can fly to safety.

However, malicious CIA patrols were already clearing the building, and unfortunately in this case, these Americans were shot before being thrown out of a building, because CIA knew they would fly so good.

We'd teach you to do the same, but we're not allowed to bring friends, Dr. Potato

Dumb leafs and pastafags

Humans can sometimes survive falls at terminal velocity. Your odds aren't good, but they're better than zero.

>american
>stairways
of course they jumped

not from a fucking tower....

Who says Ireland doesn't have any snakes?

Not so much soaring but yeah fuck it i would have jumped. Maybe spiderman or powdered toast man would have ended up being real that day.

Smoke inhalation can be very painful and cyanide is also very painful. Falling from that height would hopefully kill you instantly.

What, like he's going to fall faster than terminal velocity?