Some chick wants to marry me for a green card

I told her to book a plane ticket and go to where I live in the US if she wants to do it. How does that make Sup Forums feel?

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Why would anybody want to live in your shit country?

Have fun with your alimony.

How did you do this? I'm willing to take the alimony hit if it means not being a virgin.

Some mexican roastie wanted to marry me for the green card but i saw through her intentions and also she didn't have a hymen.

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no definitely no hymen. but I showed her my cock for a dollar

good use of a dollar......

user, don't do this.

You will regret it, I'm telling you now.

and I dont even have that much money. lol she will be in for a surprise (but gets a green card out of it)

inb4 user goes to prison for missed payments

Where is she from?

PRE-NUP

still need to work that out. if its bad than its a no

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If you want an opinion, we need to know where from.

Poland

Much better than Turdbeckistan. Bonus points if she's from the countryside, conservative, white, and makes good sausage.

Do you or she have any kids?

tell her that if any of her friends want to do the same im free

nope. no kids for either of us but she said she wanted 8 jokingly

I know shes not from Warasw but I dont know the geography of Poland that well.

Polish countryside is one of the few holdouts left for non-brainwashed receptacles to put yer dick in.

Just sayin'

Long as she's white, no problem.

To get further away from yours.

and I have another thing going with some chick from Hungary. She has a 1488 tattoo but also did some lesbian porn videos so I dont know what to make of that. What does Sup Forums think?

She's going to leave you as soon as she gets a better offer.

Better be getting ready to get Brendan Fraser's phone number.

>record evidence of wanting marriage for green card
>shove garbanzo snake up winking skeever
>set wedding day for feb 14th 11:30 bridal party arrival
>valentines day for Ming ling so kiwi
>report to trump
>tell him you have a Valentine's Day gift, must be overnight shipping, inform of plan
>official White House word from trump himself says "lol k"
>Ming lung goes back to Chong Kong in a wedding dress
>you're back to shitposting by 12:00
>white couple gets married in the church as scheduled by 12:30

EZ PZ

Post link to porn. I'll give an opinion, umm.. In a little bit.

Not bad, for a leaf

What website did u meet on?

>Marrying

HAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA

fuck off to reddit you bluepilled cucks

mfc but not for that much $$ (the Polish one)

She will not sleep with you
She will not stick around.
Reread the first two lines
How much is she paying you? The going rate is about 10k, anything less you are getting jewed, oh and btw it's a felony.

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I already got banned once for porn

How about some search terms? It's research to answer your question better.

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tat2babe

yes that one is a porn star

the other one dosent have too many links

Depends on the law of his state.

Show us a picture you faggot.

Why even open a thread with no pic ?