*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*BOOM*

*CRASH*

That's all it takes for a burglar to break into your house with the intent to rob and kill you.
Why don't you own a gun?

I own 53 actually.

I dont have arms

Only in america.

I'd say 57, but the ATF doesn't classify 4 of them as guns.

I'm Canadian, we don't have robbers.

well played

WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU BOOM BOOM CRASH BOOM BOOM CRASH

Why would I sell all the rest of my guns?

Fuck owning just "a" gun.

I'm Brazilian, we rob the burglars.

Lets just say its a good thing police wont give me gun licence.

You're an alright guy

Because he doesn't own one too since they're illegal in my country.

I don't mind black Santa as long as he stands for traditional values like Jesus, America, and Coca-Cola, not necessarily in that order.

Black Santa is just a ploy to get little innocent white girls to sit on his lap and get used to bbc from an early age.

Could you tell that to this man with a straight face?

You are supposed to let the burglar rob and rape you, you bigoted minority oppressor

i think i'm safe i don't own a chimney

I am jelly of you Americans. When a drug addict tried to rob my garage I had to hit him with a bat so that he would gtfo. If I had a gun I would have pointed it at him and started to scream autistically and he would have ran away without any violence involved.

I dont need a gun, i just squirt my lotion in his eyes, tie him up and rape his butthole. Add him to my collection

Sounds fun. I'll break into your house tonight.

WTF are they going to steal from him, ice cubes? Plenty to go around.

>mom, why santa gave a used bike?

Can i use this picture?