Real Life Should Be More Like Nintendo!

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People I know IRL have been sharing this in social media and applauding each other for such a good analogy. I just don't know what to say to these people anymore.

they just admit BET is their blue-shell to destroy the white man

Being in first doesn't mean you're privileged, it just means you're winning.

is this a competition? are we competing?

This.

If white people come out on top in any competition that doesn't artificially handicap them, the only conclusions you can possibly come to is that whites are superior.

These BLM types are the biggest white supremacists in America, in a roundabout way.

>using Tumblr for not porn

The fuck you doing

"straight white people are the most privileged therefore other people deserve more privileges than them."

Yeah sure, I'll post the best response to these people and you can get the pleasure of triggering them by proxy.

It wasn't tumblr and like I said these are my real life contemporaries who have all become indoctrinated into the SJW cult. The other day they were all ganging up to call me a sexist and misogynist just because I disagreed that there was anything wrong with that mechanic girl In Final Fantasy XV's characterization in comparison to the male characters.

The analogy only works if you are a white supremacist.

some people are meant to play 50cc while others are meant to play 150cc. there is nothing wrong with that. by creating separate but equal groups, you allow for both parties to compete with others of similar backgrounds and capabilities.

no amount of blue shells will ever turn a 50cc player into an 150cc one. repetitive gifting of them will only make the 50cc player permanently dependent on blue shells. it will make losing his way of life.

As long as they admit whites are in first place.

So they admit the superiority of straight white men?

>If you are in first place you are privileged

Those items are used to achieve supremacy for yourself, not to achieve equality. They don't magically make everyone cross the finish line at the same time.

They're admitting that they're attacking straight white men in order to surpass them, simply because they want to be in 'first place' themselves.

Or it's just a really shitty analogy.

>even with all the blue shells and lightning bolts they're given they still can't win the race

Sounds to me like you just suck at the game

It's actually quite apt in that it shows that the true purpose of some of these programs isn't to help the underprivilieged, but instead to just make things harder for the successful.

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I would love to throw a blue shell at the Jews.

No they're just parroting the narrative that somehow we all meet at a secret cabal meeting of the cis white man society and comspire ways to keep anyone that isn't us down. Yeah that's right because I'm swimming around in a Scrooge McDuck style moneybin right now because I'm those things.

On multiple occasions I have gotten a blue shell, thrown it, and then ended up in first place just in time for it to hit me.

I like to think this is what would happen to anyone who was given that type of handout.

Is priviliged the same as ' being able to go about life in a normal and civilized matter' because i can't see where the fuck i get priviliged in life by being white or straight. I need to do as much effort as them to accomplish something. I just realise that this is life at the moment and i don't need 3rd parties to reach out for me in order to be able to behave normally in society.

I wanne hold a big sjw rally and just blow the place up, fml...

It's baffling because the SJW cult has gotten this friend of mine who used to be pretty cool but now she's always going on about muh wage gap and other feminist shit about how oppressed she is when she is a millionaire. She's worked very hard so I don't begrudge her success but somehow I'm more privileged than this person who got an academic position in California, spends their free time eating at fancy restaurants and surfing and sending their kids to private schools while at the same time pointing the finger at what I am for somehow keeping her down? It's.. disappointing behavior.

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stop posting this shit