What is the

What is the

>be american
>get shot

of your country?

I'll start

>be German
>be rich, succesful and white

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>go to chinese cartoon forum because you're so rich and succesful to brag about it

>be south african
>laugh at german poser

>be Slovenian
>wish death to neighbor's cow
Schadenfreude might have a German name, but it is Slovenian at heart.

>be polish
>drink

>be american
>get shot
KEK
>be german
>get blacked

>be Canadian
>walking down the street
>guy punches me
>I apologize profusely for putting my face in the way of his fist

>be brazillian
>HUEHUEHUEHUE

>be canadian
>get cucked

>be English
>have 1400 little girls raped by mudslimes and do nothing

>be american
>60%

>be American
>have Trump as president

>be Hoosier
>piss off libtards by merely existing

>>be polish
>>drink
mfw i must be polish wtf ?

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-476097/Sleeping-enemy-The-British-women-fell-German-PoWs.html
>be bong
>get cucked

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>be czech
>no niggers in this country
>still develop cuck fettish about niggers fucking my gf with their huge cocks thanks to neverending cuckposting on pol
cool.

Let me fix that for you OP:

>be German
>get raped and killed by refugees

>Be lithuanian
>kill yourself

>be polack
>hate polacks

SHART IN MART

>be filipino
>plant rice and away from bs

Stay butthurt cucked Germany.

Memes are funny, real life is fucking hillarious

>no niggers
Don't lie, faggot, I've seen them in Prague.

>be brazilian
>get stabbed

>be indian
>remove kebab
>poo in loo but get (you)s because some meme
>still no 2D gf

>German
>white

>be dutch
>weed lmao

>be russian
>rush b

Alternatively get drunk or zerg rush

>be Finnish
>get drunk

>stealth shit on Germany thread

>be finnish
>drive under bus

>be Indian
>shit in street

>be chilean
>shit on the spanish language

>be Finnish
>commit suicide on midsummer

>be Finnish
>stand no closer than a metre to other people

heh...another (you).
Can't resist it eh roachie ?

>Be Portuguese
>Huehuheuheuheuh

what exactly am I? A carpet?

>be chilean
>thats it

>be Russian
>get drunk

>All those anglocucks screwing over Google search with their "Germany Yes!" memes

It must be
>be Hungarian
>get to be the only sane man in the world

> Be Finnish
> Be white and asian at the same time according to Sup Forums

and

> have more memes than mudslimes

>Be African
>Starve

Take that (you), you made me laugh

>be European
>thank god that i'm not inferior Am---can or any other cancerous an--o faggot

>be argentinian
>have 40% of your earnings taken by the state so politicians can buy yachts and bribe the smelly masses of unemployed paraguayan and bolivian immigrants to vote for them in the next election

>be bong
>have cup of tea
>check'em

>be turk
>lose the will to live because of subhumans

Stay safe, friend. No banter, I am genuinely concerned for white South Africans.

Were you not brown enough to move to germany?

These is a 50% chance that child born in Germany is from the womb of a shitskin rapefugee so it won't take even two decades to turn you country to a shithole.
Sweden did that in 30 years and they were not even close to the level of you recklessness.

Nah I'm white

>be german
>convert to islam

Even though i live near u guys i never figured out your language
In a sense Nemci sorta translates into "mute, the one who is silent". What does Oroszok translate

Standing less than 1 meter away from a stranger feels like an assault to me.

Explains it

>chinese cartoon
Anime is a Japanese form of art, not Chinese.
I seriously hope you're trolling.

>be Argentinian
>be white

...

newfag
Kys fucking weeb

>be Finnish
>kill 10 russian soldiers
>get shot

>be Russian
>extrapolate your inherent idealism on every other nation

>Nemci sorta translates into "mute, the one who is silent"

It is 'néma' and not 'nemci'. And yes, as far as I know, 'néma' (mute) and 'német' (german) are related words. Makes those neurons firing, eh?

>What does Oroszok translate

Russians. That's all.

>be romanian
>steal the goat of our neighbours

>be british
>be vioently arrested for impolite facebook posts and possession of a dangerous butter knife

>German rich

Lol, most Germans don't even own a house. They live in a 2 bedroom apartment, drive an used VW Polo and have some bullshit factory jobs (the men) and probably some teacher/refugee worker job (the women).

There's nothing rich about that lifestyle. They live the same kind of life as the working class in the US. The only difference is that they have accessible health care and education. But other than that they are just working poor.

>be bulgarian
>have elections every 5 months

not knowing this meme.

besides everyone knows this is a native american bead-work forum.

>be canadian
>be cold

>be Hungarian
>be a porn star and/or porn producer or operator

>be hungarian
>suck every romanian dick in your field of vision

>Be Croat
>expect top notch public sector from the state and giant handouts while at the same time beeing lazy tax dodging bastards.

Kek.
>sei deutsch
>wird die Treppe runter gelaufen

>be swiss
>be what Germans think they are while laughing at Germans

>be german
>Peaceful terrorists rape your sister, kill your dog and torch your house
>Go to prison for racism

>Be English
>Leave EU to escape the Globalist, Social-Marxist agenda that is flooding Germany, Sweden and France with 3rd-world Muslim/African filth in a bid to replace the white, Christian populace with volatile, violent savages to weaken the local populace with in-fighting and racial/civil war to the extent that they will be unable to band together to resist the next stage of the clandestine agenda that looms over us, like when we barely managed to survive the attempt in WWII, only surviving through mutual European/American co-operation...
>"Lol, you guys are cucked"

Not even close lads. We pulled back from the brink and are now the only EU country that resisted "The Cuckening".

Pakis/NIgs out by 2020.

White England will rise again.

Deus Vult.

oh whoops, I didn't realize this thread was meant to be for things that don't actually happen.

>be tunisian
>trigger neighbour countries but simply existing

kek, this fag

Keek

I read a leak that say that they have no plans of actually leaving the EU... Is this true? Can they just say 'fuck it' and not leave at all? If so, you think the people would do something?

>Be Dutch
>Be superior to German cucks

ah, classic slovenian jew double bait, and those faggots falling for it.
beautiful 8+/10

looks like bubbles if he switched from heroin to beer

>be in EU
>EU

kek

Have anything more like this pic?

>1 post by this id

Baitposting

>be german
>get cucked

>be from American South
>eat fatty foods and smoke cigarettes

Come at me, Yankee fags.

I've seen that it's 56% now.

mfw

>german
>white

>be french
>get trucked

>Be Irish
>Starve

>Be Irish
>Forget Own Language

>be serbian
>war during lifetime guaranteed

Be on energy business. Go work at refugee center

Good one.

waiting for ifunny to steal this and add their watermark to it

>Be French
>Get blown up, shot and raped