Sup Forums I'm high as fuck watching Minions and it's seriously MK ultra shit

Sup Forums I'm high as fuck watching Minions and it's seriously MK ultra shit.

Only five mins in and it's already pushed the false theories of globe earth, evolution and dinosaurs.

The munchies are going to be a problem

And selling the idea at us, the minions, should serve a human leader

keep digging brother

you're doing god's work

How do the minions all speak the same language anyway?

Like they're not a nation, they're a species. A one species universal language - seems very NWO. Remember in the Soviet Union local languages were banned. Literally illegal to speak words, imagine that

God damn, Africans should not use perception altering substances.

fuck off Kony

Worry not about Kony, toothpaste

yeah youre onto something op, same way they have a G inside a square and compass on their uniforms
based ugandan

Scarlet Overkill might be Hillary

OH MY FUCK

yeah its pretty old news brother
its almost expected to see nwo symbolism in anything disney makes

they didnt build a tower of babel

That time travel stuff with the guy breaking his own neck only serves to normalise paradoxes. Time Travel is impossible, only God has that privelege

hahahahahaaha MINION!

Monarchies promoted. Why do you think they're in control? I bet they never left. A republic/democacy is still ruled by monarchies

LITERAL MIND CONTROL

kek

AND A FAKE MOON LANDING

They also have one eye, and are the slaves to their masters, so it's like an inversion of reality. Like the reflection in the water. Careful OP, it might be programming you

Nah man, I'm on to the film's tricks

The Minions (us) are being tortured and they like it. Just like we accept lluminati torture every day